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Best Mario Game

  1. Super Mario Bros 1

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  2. Super Mario Bros 2

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. Super Mario Bros 3

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  4. Super Mario World

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
  5. the shitty gameboy one

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  6. Super Mario World 2: Crying Baby Boogaloo

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  7. Super Mario 64

    5 vote(s)
    41.7%
  8. Super Mario Sunshine

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  9. Super Mario Galaxy

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  10. the other one for Wii

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  11. Super Mario Odyssey

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  12. Mario's Big Dick Pipe Cleaning Adventure starring Sasha Grey

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
  13. I only played Sonic bc I tried too hard to be cool in the 90's

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Agrul the White

    Agrul the White Advanced NPCF

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    yeah i was surprised by how little culex art is out there
     
  2. Qubhed

    Qubhed TZT Abuser

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    Be the change you want to see in the world, Agrul.
     
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  3. Agrul the White

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    the internet isnt rdy for arrowdick waifu culex
     
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  4. Qubhed

    Qubhed TZT Abuser

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    I had to look up what arrowdick is. What have I become?
     
  5. Agrul the White

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  6. Qubhed

    Qubhed TZT Abuser

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    Oh good the urban dictionary definition was more ... just more, really.
     
  7. Red

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  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I only listed mainline series entries.

    wouldn't be fair to have Mario RPG or Kart in there bc obv those games are the fuckin best
     
  9. BanedenHR

    BanedenHR TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    yeah if we are just voting for mario titles, i would put mario kart 64 at the top
     
  10. Bailon

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    What is the distinction I am missing?
     
  11. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Confession: I never liked 64 that much. I like 2/3/World so much better.

    3D platforming always seemed clunky to me, having to mess with the camera or worry about depth when jumping just never felt intuitive.

    The 2D entries control like the character is a natural extension of your mind or something. It's tight and you know exactly where you're going whenever you push the jump button.

    I liked Sunshine better than 64, and I think Odyssey is the best 3D Mario game. I had a lot of fun with that one.

    SMB1 was the first video game I ever played (way back in 1987). 2 holds the most nostalgia for me. 3 has the best gameplay of the NES entries. World is the one I probably spent the most time with. All four of them made distinct impressions on my childhood.
     
  12. Sear

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    what late 80's gaming looked like

    I've got some old polaroids of me playing, might post them later
     
  13. Bailon

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    that tv is so much larger than the tv I was playing on at that age =/
     
  14. Red

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    The art direction Mario has went with is truly gorgeous
     
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    Does the cat suit give you a power up or is the power up just not running and turning like someone with some kind of meth-induced palsy like you normally do in Mario Odyssey
     
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  18. Sanaleb

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    How is Mario RPG not a mainline title? there's like 5 of them. Same with Kart for that matter.

    RIGGED ELECTION
     
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  19. Sear

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  20. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    gonna post my fav level from each game

    1: 6-3
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    this level scared lil Sear because it was weirdly monochrome with red-tinted clouds. I thought it was evil or something & kind of built up this mythology for it with my overactive child imagination. I'd also usually die on this level if I was doing a normal run without warps.

    2: 5-1 (underground one with the waterfalls)

    You could enter/exit the underground and keep getting the warp door for 99 coins to play the slots after the level.

    3: Sky Castle (where you go up to the clouds) or the first level of World 3 where everything is McHuge

    honorable mention to the level where you get in the little sack-thing and can jump on anything without getting hurt

    World: all of the secret and Star Road levels were pretty awesome, so one of those

    + fav Mario RPG character was Geno ofc

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