They takin 80% of my stomach

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Utumno, Jul 9, 2019.

  1. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    good luck pal, hope it goes smoothly
     
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  2. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    ask if they'll give you half off for a c-section on top of it
     
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  3. Bailon

    Bailon TZT Neckbeard

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    we love you
     
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  4. Chemosh

    Chemosh TZT Addict

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    Thinking about this. We need a plan for if ut ever dies. We need multi admins with access
     
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  5. Utumno

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    Went well, I've been walking around already.

    Also yesterday I was actually thinking of potential succession since I'm older than a lot of you. Will post more thoughts about it when I'm not loopy from drugs.
     
  6. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    suggestion veto'd

    please post more thoughts while loopy on drugs
     
  7. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Owhed butch aha
     
  8. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    in the event of your death

    i wish to know what proportion of your net worth will be used to seed an elaborate death match played between tzters

    and why that proportion is all of it
     
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  9. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    In the event of Utumno's demise
    When his heart can beat no more
    I hope he dies for a principle
    That he had oppressed my fellow daums for
    He will die before his time
    I see on him the shadow's depth
    So much I wanted to accomplish
    Not to let another deliver Utumno's death
    I have come to grips with the possibility
    And wiped the last tear from my eye
    I love all who have yearned for
    The great event of Utumno's demise.
     
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  10. Utumno

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  11. Ssalam

    Ssalam TZT Abuser

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    Try posting that somewhere with a bunch of old women. I'm sure you'll get some followers. Maybe southernliving.com or something like that.
     
  12. Utumno

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    Fatigue really kicking in hard now, as well as phantom food cravings. Shit's getting real.
     
  13. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    just gotta time ur bow n arrow right

     
  14. Utumno

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  15. Red

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    Ocarina of Time was a fucking MASTERPIECE
     
  16. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    I don't understand the difference between this being a physical solution to a mental issue.
     
  17. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Does this mean something more nuanced than “I’m still hungry outside of meal times”?

    I would’ve assumed not being hungry as often was the difference between this and just eating less
     
  18. Utumno

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    I don't have a great term for it, the nutritionist called it head hunger. So basically I can consume a half cup of liquid and feel totally full, but my kid walks by with a grilled cheese sandwich and my lizard brain goes full meltdown and wants that fucking sandwich (even though the rest of my brain knows I couldn't even eat it if I wanted to).
     
  19. Qubhed

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    Do you hate jello yet?
     
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  20. Utumno

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    Everyone warned me about changing tastes and how much ppl may hate jello. I don't hate anything yet. Nothing has become super-unappetizing. The only thing I've had that I really didn't like was a bariatric protein shake, but I generally hate protein shakes anyway so that's no surprise.