The Old Man Hangover Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kanmuk_Sealclubber, May 22, 2018.

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The winner is....

  1. Charlie

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  2. Frank

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  3. Dennis

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  4. Dee

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  5. Mac

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  6. Liam McPoyle

    14.3%
  7. Uncle Jack Kelly

    14.3%
  8. Rickity Cricket

    14.3%
  1. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I've basically been curled up in the fetal position all day, and I have lost FIFTEEN pounds from being so dehydrated and puking so much. What is the worst hangover you have ever had?
     
  2. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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  3. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    voted liam mcpoyle, my blood kin
     
  4. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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  5. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    god the hand thing is so weird but so good
     
  6. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    they smell real
     
  7. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I don't know who I want to vote for. I feel like this is a big decision.
     
  8. Red

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    Just drink water before you go to bed pal
     
  9. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard

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    Wake up feeling fresh as a daisy
     
  10. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I don't even know what happened to the clothes I was wearing and I remember nothing. So I probably wasn't in the mindset to hydrate.
     
  11. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    My average hangover has gotten worse with age but my worst hangovers as an adult have not outstripped my worst hangovers as a youngun

    The worst of those was the time I went from smoking ~3 packs a day to cold turkey because I couldn'tlift myself off the couch to get my brand new carton of cigarettes out of the car and then I just didn't smoke anymore
     
  12. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Awesome. That is a bizarrely uplifting story.

    Has anyone ever tried one of those IV places for a hangover?
     
  13. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    gatorade, pound it
     
  14. Red

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    I just grab a gallon of water once I am drunk enough
     
  15. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Next-day Gatorade is almost worth whatever comes before it
     
  16. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I have been puking up even water. I would love Gatorade, but it’s not happening.
     
  17. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    y are you drinking to the point of getting a hangover?

    I suggest cocaine & pushups. It works for all ailments.
     
  18. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Losing weight and quitting smoking. U guys should do a motivational speech tour, Drinking Your Way to Success
     
  19. Velox

    Velox TZT Abuser

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    If you are severely dehydrated, you need electrolytes, so Gatorade is good advice. Water + fast food (w/ electrolytes) is a staple hangover prevention for a reason.

    I'm too old for this shit though, so I just stick to beer. It's difficult to mess up.
     
  20. Red

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    You must have gotten pretty drunk pal