whenever Florida Man is feeling lonely, there is Texas Man https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/30/us/texas-man-shoots-intruder-trnd/index.html A Dallas resident who fatally shot a backyard intruder and then went back to bed has been charged with murder, according to police. The homeowner, James Michael Meyer, said he didn't know whether he struck the person, so he went back to bed and didn't call police, according to an arrest warrant released by the Dallas Police Department.
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How fucking depressing for all parties. Can you imagine that being the story of your life? All the shit you struggle through to make it to age thirty seven, get married, find enough success to move to Scandinavia, and then you get shot in the fucking face by your father in law’s twitchy fingers over a prank you probably decided to do thirty seconds previously I suppose it’s no more trivializing a way to die than tripping over your shoelaces into traffic or something, but so much more avoidable. I can’t imagine how the spouse feels
