Texas Man

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Sear, Sep 30, 2019.

  1. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    whenever Florida Man is feeling lonely, there is Texas Man

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/30/us/texas-man-shoots-intruder-trnd/index.html

    A Dallas resident who fatally shot a backyard intruder and then went back to bed has been charged with murder, according to police.

    The homeowner, James Michael Meyer, said he didn't know whether he struck the person, so he went back to bed and didn't call police, according to an arrest warrant released by the Dallas Police Department.
     
  2. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Lol how do you go right back to sleep after shooting someone
     
  3. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    probably easier than going to sleep after shooting and missing
     
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  4. Harper

    Harper encrypted account, pls don't sniff my packet

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    I've never laughed at an Agrul post when he was intentionally funny


    Until now!
     
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  5. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    ill take it
     
  6. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    a mere 2 more decades and i'll have harper behaving distant but not unapproachable
     
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    Red TZT Neckbeard

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    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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  9. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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  10. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    How fucking depressing for all parties. Can you imagine that being the story of your life? All the shit you struggle through to make it to age thirty seven, get married, find enough success to move to Scandinavia, and then you get shot in the fucking face by your father in law’s twitchy fingers over a prank you probably decided to do thirty seconds previously

    I suppose it’s no more trivializing a way to die than tripping over your shoelaces into traffic or something, but so much more avoidable.

    I can’t imagine how the spouse feels
     
  11. Utumno

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    At least the father in law got to feel like John Wick for about 3 seconds!
     
  12. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    You shouldn't be allowed to own a gun if you're shooting at things you haven't verifiably seen first.

    That should be manslaughter.

    If you fear that much you should start off with maybe a baseball bat and when you grow into bravery you get a gun.