Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by terosis, Jun 20, 2017.
seriously what about that is supposed to be appealing to children
I have fond memories of the mechanical rat pizza and child casino, but yeah he always scared me tbh I peaced the fuck out of the animatronic shows. You learned to stay in your lane with the ball pit and TMNT arcade game and avoid the creepy darkened stage area.
Uniswap now has a $17bn market cap.
I challenge any of you to go use Uniswap and tell me that it is worth three times what bumble is. Or whatever. Who knows what a $17 bn market cap actually represents in crypto other than a giant sack of money.
wtf is uniswap
is that some canadian thing
I sure hope not.
it’s a decentralized exchange. It’s where you can go and buy $40 worth of scam coins and only pay $60 in gas fees (gas is the ethereum equivalent of Bitcoin miner fees).
ah, its a crypto thing
out of my purview then
I don't know how to use decentralized exchanges. I never had enough patience to even learn how to use my Ledger Nano X. When I read that I needed to use my ledger nano to use a defi exchange.... I just went back on binance and kept doing my trades like before.
Did you buy the Link dip frens?
Turns out that even if the SEC doesn't give a shit about crypto market manipulation, the feds can still slap you with fraud: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy...cafee-for-cryptocurrency-pump-and-dump-fraud/
Feds indict John McAfee for cryptocurrency pump-and-dump fraud
"I am not pumping for my gain," McAfee wrote. Prosecutors say that wasn't true.
It was soo obvious what McAfee was doing. lol. I'm surprised he finally got caught though with all his paranoia and jumping from place to place.
Sergey rewarding his faithful.
dang cardano lookin good
link looks pretty shit compared to uniswap tho
Uniswap is just a one month wonder. It will fall out of the top 10.
I'm gonna be one of those dudes who just carries a roll of bills in his pocket. I used to work at Starbucks at my 2nd job at a high end mall and in all my time there I saw 1 young dude in a suit with an AMEX black card and a roll of bills in his pocket. He just wipped out this huge wad roll and pulled a $20 and threw it in the tip cup and I was thinking to myself.. "Who the F carries a Huge roll of bills wrapped with a rubber band?" lol.
Anyways prices are moving fast today. BNB hasn't moved much. I don't think it will last much longer in the top 5. I've been seeing a LOT of negative reddit posts lately about Binance customer service, people not being able to access their funds or transfer money out without KYCing, even CZ blocked replies to all his twitter posts unless he follows you. Doesn't really look good for Binance's outlook. I've even been considering moving what little funds I have from Binance over to Kraken out of fear they might one day lock me out of my accounts and make it insanely difficult with regaining access. At least with kraken I've had responses from customer service within the same day. Usually me yelling at them to find my wire and make the funds immediately available for buying cryptos. lol.
If you have sixteen and a half hours of free time I can try to walk you through it. Ease of use is Uniswap's real strong point.
LoL. Starting with the basics of what is a crypto currency and the difference between a crypto and blockchain?
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