Movies Star Trek: Beyond

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Taket the White, Nov 27, 2016.

  1. Taket the White

    Taket the White TZT Abuser

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    Holy hell, what an awful movie. I mean, just terrible.

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  2. Grandasaur Egg

    Grandasaur Egg Groor.

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    It was extremely bad.
     
  3. Grandasaur Egg

    Grandasaur Egg Groor.

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    which reminds me that i wanted to rant at some point about how awful vox.com movie reviews are http://www.vox.com/2016/7/26/12280432/star-trek-beyond-review-kirk-krall
     
  4. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Star Trek Beyond was well-received by critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 84% based on 245 reviews
     
  5. Utumno

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    Getting a 7.2 on imdb which isn't abysmal but I'm willing to bet that number is still inflated by stupid fanboys.
     
  6. Harper

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    i thought it was fine. 6/10 matt damons
     
  7. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    Russian hackers ruined it.
     
  8. Havlen

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    I think it was fair for what it was. The good part about this type of movie is that you are able to walk out for 10 minutes and then come back and not feel like you missed anything.
     
  9. Utumno

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    damons are out of 5 GOD
     
  10. Harper

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    i know that but 2/5 seemed too low and 3/5 too generous and it felt wrong to split a matt damon
     
  11. Utumno

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    I split poor Matt all the time he doesn't mind
     
  12. Taket the White

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    It was bad all the way around, and I've loved the new series so far. The sets were awful, I couldn't describe the villains at all besides the fact they were villains that wanted the good guys dead, and quite frankly I couldn't give enough of a shit about anything to even finish the movie. Just an all around stinker.

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  13. Velox

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    Hmm. Rotten tomatoes user and expert reviews are rarely both wrong. I guess I will wait until I can watch it over the internets.
     
  14. Jackpanel

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    I can confirm it was shit. A major part of the plot involved Capt Kirk driving around on a dirt bike to distract the bad guys while their prisoners escaped.
     
  15. Harper

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    no u r all wrong

    it was an acceptable movie
     
  16. Sear

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    Exec 1: "We need a new director to fill the big shoes of J.J. Abrams who is capable of handling the reins of our epic and historied science-fiction franchise"

    Exec 2: "How about that Taiwanese guy who directed some of those lame street racing movies?"

    Exec 1: "Has he done anything that was actually good?"

    Exec 2: "No"

    Exec 1: "Any experience with science fiction?"

    Exec 2: "Don't think so"

    Exec 1: "Does he even know what Star Trek is?"

    Exec 2: "Doubt it, but the U.S.S. Enterprise is basically a flying car. And the different races and factions are kind of like rival gangs when you really think about it."

    Exec 1: "That's our guy. Let Duncan Jones know he won't be needed."
     
  17. Harper

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    yes but i like beastie boys

    also star trek proly better than Duncan jones warcraft movie anyway
     
  18. Utumno

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    Lol
     
  19. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    havent seen it but i feel comfortable saying you're all mistaken
     
  20. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    They're probably all correct

    But I'm sad to hear his was bad. I liked the last two