Spicy instagram memes

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Sear, Jul 17, 2019.

  1. Sear

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    this is all I use instagram for. I just follow the memes.

    my fav is mocking the edgelord 90's skeleton-guy aesthetic and No Fear font



     
  2. Sear

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    also since only two instagram links seem to display at full size, this is gonna be a real spam thread



     
  3. Agrul

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    i have yet to give in to instagram

    i did finally get a twitter account because apparently that is where the most august debates in my current intellectual endeavor are carried out

    for some reason
     
  4. Sear

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  6. Utumno

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    I'd like to see some boobspreading furniture.
     
  7. Sear

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    is that actually a thing now - complaining about "manspreading"? do these people realize that men have testicles and it's kinda uncomfortable to lock your knees together all the time?
     
  8. Agrul

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    you're sounding pretty fat and like you dont do a lot of pullups there, pal
     
  9. Utumno

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    to be fair there are different degrees of manspreading. i've sat by some ppl on the train that act like their balls must be a foot in diameter each by the amount of leg room they take up.
     
  10. Red

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    People should mind their own business when it comes to nutsack comfort
     
  11. AgelessDrifter

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    Manspreading was the cause du jour like four years ago, ya’ll’re gettin old
     
  12. Sear

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    it's true

    and I have absolutely no intention of keeping up with all of the latest things that emo college kids get fake outraged about (unless it's conveniently packaged in image meme form)
     
  13. Bailon

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    I am so glad I checked out long ago.
     
  14. Utumno

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    My kids will sometimes look at me in horror over something I say/do that's not even meant to be meme-y or trendy or current, literally just plain words that some group of ppl now claim is out of touch. I usually just look back at them with a "and I should care about this because...." expression.

    I tried to explain to them a couple of times how ridiculous it is to expend energy to keep track of what is acceptable in modern meme-minutes but basically just gave up because they'll figure it out eventually and they're not going to believe me right now anyway.
     
  15. Red

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    Oh I remember but ballsack comfort must not be downplayed
     
  16. Sear

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    I plan to quote this whenever my kids do that.

     
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  17. Jong

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    Yeah for some reason this is an issue with me. My balls are probably normal size but I just have to have my legs very widely spread. I can adjust, but the wide spreads seems very natural and comfortable

    mind it ya'll
     
  18. Red

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    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
     
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  19. Jong

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    **this post is a tribute to skaars**

    I spread wide for people to fuck my wet pussy
     
  20. Utumno

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    okay then