Rich people can magically "write off" large amounts of money

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Sear, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Do you know a lot of people that talk about the ontology of Pi? I don't.

    Also, my whole life revolves around pawning work off onto younger, more enthusiastic people. If you're not doing that, you are living life incorrectly.
     
  2. Sear

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    You're an accountant, now? Relax on the Fezgig expertise posturing so I don't have to add that to my list.

    What I posted about here was the belief that you get all of your money from a tax write-off back. You obviously don't, even in a scenario where you deduct 100% of your business income. You just wouldn't be taxed on it.
     
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  3. allanun

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    If i work overtime i will actually make less money cuz tax brackets durr
     
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  4. Agrul

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    that shit is so triggering i leapt to assault allanun's honor before getting control of myself
     
  5. allanun

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    I outsmarted the gubbament
     
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  7. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    that meme never gets old

    don't forget to write off ur bread like the fancy fat cats do so the government pays U instead of u paying them

    *proudly mails in tax form with random numbers on it*

     
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  9. Utumno

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    I don't think I ever saw the bread/snake thing so funny for some reason and I can't even tell why
     
  10. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    I am a Technical Consultant for SAP and I was hired by an auditor.

     
  11. Jackpanel

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    Trump Foundation
     
  12. Havlen

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    I was testing my 7-year-old on the parts of a sentence because her school teaches that in grammar. I gave her a basic sentence and she was able to easily diagnose the verb, noun, adjective and adverb.

    I said, "You must be pretty good at grammar."

    She replied, "Not really. I don't know what a compound predicate is."

    It just makes me angry her school can't teach her something as simple as a compound predicate at 7!!!! GRRRR

    (In all seriousness, as a writer, I had to look up what it was... haha)
     
  13. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    most people I know don't even care to speak or write that way because words are just a transaction of understanding, anything beyond this is worthless for what the instance calls for

    grammatics are important in things like notation for measurements and research or legal specifics, in regular communication it's pedantic
     
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  14. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Correct.

    I'm glad Havlen's kid is smart, though.
     
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