Primetime Donald

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Red, Jan 8, 2019.

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How alpha will Donald be tonight?

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  2. Make fun of Elizabeth Warrenfoot

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  3. Reference crooked Hillary

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  4. Promise insane wage to build the wall

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  5. Say complete nonsense that everyone that buys soft packs will believe

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  6. Art of the Deal bitches

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  1. Red

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    STRATEGY DEALS WALL
     
  2. Sear

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    hamberders and covfefe

    Turmp is a stratergic savant supercyber bc his brain thinks n wayz Dems don't, like not beliving science for what is told to u and realize that tact is waste of nergy !!! #MAGA
     
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    Unless they can figure out some twist to pin the next shutdown on the dems, I don't think they will try that again. Dems will have to be a bit wary, but more likely he will go directly to using emergency powers. Then he will have another shot at blaming dems if it gets locked down in courts. It's at least not the same strategy as last time.
     
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    If it happens again, I hope he still tries his Art of the Deal negotiating tactic of bringing candy to hand out to the Democrats.

    Perhaps take it even farther. Maybe provide a small selection of McDonalds value menu items on a neat little blue platter. Or a purple platter (purple is red and blue put together so it represents them working 2gether).

    This deep strategical mindset is how Donald has stayed ahead of the curve in business and proven himself to be such a successful leader.
     
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    One can almost imagine that Trump went with candy because he saw how effective it was for Bush in winning over the Obama's. He offered a whole bowl to Pelosi, but it still didn't work. Clearly, either there was something wrong with the candy, or Pelosi was just playing hard to get. Perhaps next time he will be ready with bigger and better candy, gold-wrapped.
     
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    TREMENDOUS LIKE NONE OTHER THE BEST
     
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    When you say gold-wrapped, we're talking fake gold, right?

    There's no way he'd use real gold wraps. He didn't make it in the business world by giving out free lunches.

    Big Donald is all about maintaining a gaudy appearance that belies the rotting shit underneath the veneer. Trump Quality. American.
     
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    He does so love gold, but yeah, I'm willing to bet that there is very little real gold in his possession. Including his atrocious apartment-pretend-palace. His sense of taste is a crime against humanity.

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    GRANDE DONALD UPPERCUT

     
  11. Utumno

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    make america gold (paint) again
     
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    That is fucking hideous.

    The obsession with the appearance of material wealth fits his weirdly insecure personality, though.

    His gaudy fake-gold branding seems about as suspect as those MADE FOR TV impulse buy items. Overpriced junk that only holds weight with people who our education system failed.
     
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    I mean, therein lies the problem right? All these people can vote.

    And not just to pick on the MAGA people (who are willfully dense), but in general voters are kinda dumb. I was reading this article about polls ran by the Cards Against Humanity people, and it would be kindof funny if it weren't so concerning/depressing:

    https://www.businessinsider.com/cards-against-humanity-shows-inconsistent-americans-2019-1
     
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    As an azn I feel rly left out of that video's statement and am kindof offended at being excluded.
     
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    I'd rather they be dead from McHeartAttacks or liver failure.

    Amazon taking all the jerbs is a good start. I imagine it's harder to produce multiple children when ur eating out of cans and voting for Republican health care.
     
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    Oh I think they still manage
     
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    GAWT TUH HAVE MAH BAYBEES
     
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