Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vlaara, Jun 18, 2020.
K-9 is absolutely terrifying when they are working
imagine flexing at a dog thinking it will intimidate him lol
that dog lookin at him like "yum, pork chops"
My shepherd/rottie mix has had a few times in her life where she’s convinced there’s a real danger (e.g. saw a friend who let himself in my backyard walk by a window, or first time seeing cleaners rappel by condo window). The difference between her standard “hey, there’s someone at the door” bark and her “I’m going to fuck you up” bark is night and day. I would not want to be on the receiving end of a dog of that size & power who means business.
this is gonna come off bragging, and i kinda am. anyways one time we showed up to a birthday party and we had our dog rudy and this family had one of those shaggy shepards, idk what those are called but he came charging down the driveway, but he wasn't going for me he was going for my dog. so as he approached I quickly stepped in front of him, booted him in the chest, which he hit me running so it was pretty hard and at the same time rapped him right on the snout so hard with my knuckles my hands hurt and that dog changed his mind about EVERYTHING lol.
it was one of those moments that cemented me as a legend in my wife and kids eyes lol
not booted, I like kneed him idk how to explain it but basically it was all his momentum and weight that provided the force
longer story about an actual police dog but idk we'll see if i can stay conscious after this pot
im supposed to stop smoking pot tmrw, gonna fast. wife and kids on the way to cali tonight
long time ago i was drinking at the riverbed with a pal, we had decided to walk home instead of driving as we had been drinking. we used to like to play "war games" of all kinds and so we decided to hide from all the cars we saw on the road. one of them ended up being officer krim with his fucking dog and he saw us. we were lying facedown in the tall grass, and he stopped and was looking and he said "stand up or i'm gonna release the dog"
and we both stood up immediately,
we ended up getting charged for being drunk minors. it's a longer story but idk i guess all the details only matter to me.
he was looking for a couple of minutes haha, we just laid there.
once when i was 16 i wanted 2 buy some weed from some dude i knew but he was at work and i was impatient and bugging him so he told me i could try to get into his house and grab it if i wanted but his 3 pitbulls would almost assuredly rip me 2 shreds. As i opened his back door these dogs were snarling at me looking intimidating as fuck and tbh i was rdy to just give up but the moment i took my first baby step across the threshold they all started wimpering and ran and hid together in the corner of his living room crying until i left. he was rly disappointed.
Who the hell charges minors for drinking
Also dog cops just get even angrier when you hit them
and you wouldnt like them when theyre angry
u r copping wrong
LOLOLOLOL WHO GIVES A FUCK. WHAT A WEIRD THING TO BE MAD ABOUT.
not mad, just gotta make sure to secure that white hooded vote
..and it was already a state holiday where hes from. <loser game show sound>
How fucking bizarre
Are bumper stickers still impossible to get off? I wonder how much it would cost to get a stack that "Proud Racist" to carry around just to have for when you run into these people IRL.
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