Lumberjack Man Load Thread

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Red, Aug 12, 2020.

  1. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Discuss how tough and rugged you are in this thread but also wise about taking care of your disgusting unwashed legs. I'll start by telling you all have been shaving wrong for years and there is a much better way. Enjoy this 80's style video on the basics and if you have questions about the wonderful world of wet shaving I will answer as best I can.
     
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  2. Vlaara

    Vlaara Maaruk the Mighty

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    Been thinking about shaving but really going for the philosopher look. Can I do it with a clean-shaven face?
     
  3. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I never was big into facial hair. P eating smooth is the way to go pal.
     
  4. Bailon

    Bailon TZT Neckbeard

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    I am an uglier fella when totally clean shaven. the shadow helps me look like I am not dying.
     
  5. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    it would be an ordeal to clean shave, it's an ordeal to use trimmers
     
  6. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Brah safety razor is quick and feels amazing
     
  7. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    I had a ZZTop beard that I grew out in 2019 but after going thru a bad breakup I was told by a few sources that it wasn't helping my prospects. Luckily I still had all my deluxe safety razor stuff so I shaved a few years off my face a few months ago. Still no pussy in sight but I can at least feel like James Bond in his non romantic scenes, and wearing a mask went from making out with Grizzly Adams to a masculine aromatic wonderland.
     
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  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I haven't cleanly shaved in 10 years. I use an electric to get it to stubble-length and a razor on my neck. As much as I respect the hobo/viking length beards, I prefer the 3-day beard. Teh midal.
     
  9. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Your poor mistreated face
     
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  10. Samassi Abou

    Samassi Abou TZT Abuser

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    White people with clean shaven faces look like they’re about to try to sell you something.
     
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  11. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I look like Keanu in the new Bill & Ted movie when I shave. I knew where my bread is buttered pal, and the clean shaven look is just not an option for me.
     
  12. Grandasaur Egg

    Grandasaur Egg Groor.

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    > I haven't cleanly shaved in 10 years. I use an electric to get it to stubble-length and a razor on my neck. As much as I respect the hobo/viking length beards, I prefer the 3-day beard. Teh midal.
     
  13. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    I have to trim to a shorter stubble before shaving, otherwise I have to shave every single day with a flat razor

    my beard is thicker than battierpeelers
     
  14. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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  15. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Slant bar safety razor pal
     
  16. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    I just use hair clippers and shave my beard/neck/hair sides at the same time

    full beard
     
  17. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Cant stand facial hair
     
  18. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    what kind of lumberjack are you pal

    there are no clean shaven lumberjacks
     
  19. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Smooth McGroove would be an ordinary hipster without his glorious beard

     
  20. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Legend (seek help)

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    the man who can do this could never be normal