Look, it's a picture of Chemosh at re:Invent

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  1. Utumno

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  2. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    staring off into the distance

    piercing through the wall

    his eyes seem to track a mountain

    a mountain of corpses

    a mountain with a mountain of corpses

    the corpses of his slain wives
     
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  3. Agrul

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    farming that utumno karma like elon farms pedoguy's lawyers
     
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    soon i will have enough karma to buy tzt outright
     
  5. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    did you go to that?
     
  6. Utumno

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    I did not, bunch of my coworkers did. I went to Kubecon instead, much better experience. re:Invent has gotten too big, it's a giant shit show these days imo
     
  7. Agrul

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    utumno is an amazon convention hipster
     
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    i went to an aws convention and it was god awful

    every speaker had zero interesting things to say, and all of the talks were mindless feel-good stories pasted back-to-back-to-back

    it is what i imagine it is like to be trapped in a room with a retired lifelong politician
     
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    im actually not even sure it was an aws convention

    i just like complaining
     
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    He's gonna be beating the ladies away with a hiking pole going all cut up like that.
     
  11. Utumno

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    Your joke was eerily spot on.

    I've actually had a few convos in the past week talking about the good old days when AWS re:Invent was still useful for learning before it got too popular.

    Oh god what have I become.
     
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    Chemosh is here
     

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  13. Agrul

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    i dont make jokes

    im a computer

    beep boop
     
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    Also here
     

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  15. Agrul

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    why does amazon sell laptops with nothing but usb-c ports chemosh

    seems really rude man
     
  16. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    RTX 2080's also have a USB C now