In This Thread We Rate/Grade People's Sigs, Avatars and Profile Quotes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kanmuk_Sealclubber, May 11, 2017.

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Do you agree with the firing of FBI Director James Comey

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Talk about the sigs, avatars, quotes etc that you like. And more importantly the ones you think are terrible and need to change.

    I will start. Utumno's Star Trek sig is excellent. It gets a solid A.

    However, his "life passes you by..." quote is a horrible cliche, and he found the worst possible manifestation of that cliche to splatter into his sig. it receives a legitimate F and he needs to change it so I can go back to liking him as a person.
     
  2. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    Kanmuk doesn't have a signature which can't be counted against him, but can't earn him any points. His new avatar is in good spirit and although it doesn't have the tenured seniority of some avatars, it gets shoehorned into this venerable category by being in line with his long standing surname. A small bonus for the unexpected twist of being a seal that clubs and not one whom clubs seals.

    Minimal points deducted for the avatar looking like a perched snowy owl at a glance. Part of avatar style is quick reference composition and some may take it for a Harry Potter theme (and don't we have another snowy owl sig that may cause mix ups?)
     
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  3. Ssalam

    Ssalam TZT Abuser

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    Another option

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  4. Ssalam

    Ssalam TZT Abuser

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    Lol, missed this one somehow. Seems a better fit for TZT:

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  5. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    My avatar is in Utumno's hands. I don't deal with that shit.
     
  6. Harper

    Harper encrypted account, pls don't sniff my packet

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    this is not my sig
     
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  7. Samassi Abou

    Samassi Abou TZT Abuser

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    There are more important questions than who has the best sig. What about children dying in Africa?
     
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  8. Ssalam

    Ssalam TZT Abuser

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    I give Harper's sig a 10 out of 10 for for being self-centered and flamboyant. Suits you, dude.
     
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  9. Mern is Best

    Mern is Best TZT Addict

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    Turnt all that shit off
     
  10. Sifter

    Sifter TZT Addict

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    Any sig or avatar featuring Russell Westbrook gets 10/10
     
  11. Havlen

    Havlen TZT Abuser

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    I have signatures turned off just as I had on the old board. I sometimes browse from my iPad and iPhone and see sigs because I'm not signed in on those devices, so I can say with some confidence:

    Searyx's sig is better than anyone else's signature.

    That's just fact.

    That girl's butt beats 99.5% of the actual posts on this board, much less the signatures and avatars.
     
  12. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Stop perpetuating the patriarchy, Havlen.
     
  13. Bailon

    Bailon TZT Neckbeard

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    Do I have a sig, I can't recall?
     
  14. John Zee

    John Zee Good news everyone!

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    No, just that sexy sexy avatar. Which I have always associated as you, even though I know it isn't.

    Anytime I'd see a commercial for that show Bones, I'd be like: "Hey its that sexy guy from TZT again."

    Also, I updated my sig just for this thread. And also because nostalgia.
     
  15. Havlen

    Havlen TZT Abuser

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    The sexual objectification of women only perpetuates the suppression of the gender because of our society's in-built morality surrounding sex. Strip out the illogical moral and religious trappings that surround sex and nudity, and we are left with sex as one of the most entertaining activities of our society and sexual objectification of either gender the highest form of compliment.

    Plus, I like butts.
     
  16. John Zee

    John Zee Good news everyone!

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    Boy butts.
     
  17. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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  18. Kors

    Kors TZT Addict

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    As usual Kanmuk is spot on. Searyx's butt girl is also tops.
     
  19. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    thx, you can count on me to appeal to the lowest common denominator (your penis) to subconsciously shift ur opinion of my online persona

    that is Jen Selter if anyone was curious

    I rly like Harper's avatar/sig combo (House Carmack-Mormont). I rate it 9/10.

    Kanmuk has an owl avatar. Owls are mysterious and wise, much like Kanmuk. That said, it's a very pedestrian looking owl and he lacks a signature, so I rate that a 5/10. I will suggest that he change it to the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial + base all of his future interactions here on that character's personality.

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    Arogarn has Avatar-themed avatars for his avatar (not to be confused with the Everquest spell Avatar or the sequel to Dances With Wolves). I have not seen the show, so to me he is just a bald boy who is so happy that he painted a helpful arrow on his head. 6/10.

    Ssalam is ruining Bob Ross for me with his recent posts. Bob Ross deserves better and I will not rate this.

    Utumno's avatar is too tiny for me to make out and I never pay attention to text in sigs, but I like the Star Trek photoshop. 6.66/10

    Mern's avatar is an old man from some old TV show. His sig is a broken image link. Since his old neckbeard slob sig was so iconic, I'll be generious. 5/10.

    John Zee appeals to my love of retro video games, formatting issues aside. American Ken beats Ryu every time. 8/10

    Samassi has whatshisface from Seven Samurai as his avatar. An excellent film, but it influenced Zack Snyder - points deducted for that. 7/10

    Kors has a fucking RL TZT tattoo as his avatar and a choice Synth quote as his sig. I appreciate the juxtaposition between the two: one shows true devotion to this community; the other a vehement rejection. Few avatar-sig combos evoke such a clash of emotions. 8.5/10

    Havlen has some old muppet guys. I forget their names. Muppets aren't as endearing to me as Smurfs, but they're nonetheless a tier above the Cabbage Patch Kids, Carebears, and everything from Sesame Street. 6/10

    Bailon makes me question my sexuality. Every time I read one of his posts. I have to look at my own sig to make things right again. 9/10.

    edit: forgot Sifter. Rapey-looking Attack on Titan monster and (I think) sexy Major Kusanagi. They should hook up. I'll go 7/10.
     
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  20. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    That's not an owl!!!!