I'm the scatmanSki bi di bi di do bap do bapDo ba do bapEverybody stutters one d

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  1. Knitting

    Knitting TZT Neckbeard

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    I'm the scatmanSki bi di bi di do bap do bapDo ba do bapEverybody stutters one day or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of factDon't let nothing hold you backIf the scatman can do itSo can youEverybody says that the scatman stuttersBut doesn't ever stutters when he singsBut what you don't knowI'm gonna tell you right nowThat the stutter and the scat is the same thingYo, I'm the scatmanThe scatman, I'm the scatmanWhy should we be pleasin in all the politician heathens who wouldTry to change the seasons if they couldThe state of the conditionInsults my institutionsAnd it only makes me crazy and my heart like woodEverybody stutters one day or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of factDon't let nothing hold you backIf the scatman can do itSo can youEverybody stutters one day or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of factDon't let nothing hold you backIf the scatman can do itSo can youI hear you ask all about the meaning of scatWell I am the professor and all I can tell youIs while you're still sleepingSaints are still weepingCause things you call dead haven't yet the chance to be bornI'm the scatman.Repeat after meIt's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melodySing along with meIt's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
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  2. Knitting

    Knitting TZT Neckbeard

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    I'm the scatman
    Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
    Do ba do bap
    Everybody stutters one day or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact
    Don't let nothing hold you back
    If the scatman can do it
    So can you
    Everybody says that the scatman stutters
    But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
    But what you don't know
    I'm gonna tell you right now
    That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
    Yo, I'm the scatman
    The scatman, I'm the scatman
    Why should we be pleasin in all the politician heathens who would
    Try to change the seasons if they could
    The state of the condition
    Insults my institutions
    And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood
    Everybody stutters one day or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact
    Don't let nothing hold you back
    If the scatman can do it
    So can you
    Everybody stutters one day or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact
    Don't let nothing hold you back
    If the scatman can do it
    So can you
    I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
    Well I am the professor and all I can tell you
    Is while you're still sleeping
    Saints are still weeping
    Cause things you call dead haven't yet the chance to be born
    I'm the scatman.
    Repeat after me
    It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
    Sing along with me
    It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
     
  3. Knitting

    Knitting TZT Neckbeard

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    HI I AM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.
     
  4. Knitting

    Knitting TZT Neckbeard

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    http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~jaklenet/DREAM%20A%20DREAM.mp3
     
  5. Cinno

    Cinno Still NPCF

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    can i have your babies?
     
  6. Bick

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    Re: I'm the scatmanSki bi di bi di do bap do bapDo ba do bapEverybody stutters o

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  8. Knitting

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    http://img.4chan.org/b/junk/butter.swf
     
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    Harken unto thee for I am George Zimmer- progenitor and king of the mens cottage of weare. Veryli did i beholdest stroll paste my domaine a comely lass of abudant frontal charms through my suit of rakich vestments did my writhing loin serpenr surge taking no heed of your trollops flimpy garb before sundering the delivate foldes of her maidenheade yea did shehowle as i drove my royale sceptre into her palace doors like a throbbing battering ram of lust. Then I stabbed my owne excalibur far enough to yonder heaves that forsooth did her ancestores eyes expell from their sockettes verily did my spire erupt to loose its torrent of man porridge over atlantis and thus sinking it to the depths of the sea. I assure thee of it.
     
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    ALL LIES!!!!
    Tookie was a kind gentle man and you KILLED HIM in cold blood.
    The crips might have ahd a few bad apples, but they started out as a grassroots organization for the needy and the poor.
    They distributed christmas presents to orphans in hospitals. That's where tookie took up the idea of writing childrens books.
    Tookie's with Jezus now. A thing you cold murdering bastards will NEVAR achieve.
     
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    Walkyr TZT Addict

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    http://www.astrange.ithinksw.net/sa/shii/2ch/azu.swf
     
  13. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    Re: I'm the scatmanSki bi di bi di do bap do bapDo ba do bapEverybody stutters o

    Hi knitting
     
  14. Knitting

    Knitting TZT Neckbeard

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    Look around you. There are many things to see, that some would say could never be. These things I know. It's true and I will tell you so. They are there to see, if you believe. Trolls and wizards and fairy kings, birds that talk and fish that sing. And if your heart is true, then you will find them too. In every wish and dream and happy home, you will find a kingdom of the Gnomes.
     
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    Knitting TZT Neckbeard

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    http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DlQAAAKjSK5W1eh2IuQ7ZU_1u4DBCTQAQwQmCd_0GOdvlZ43Mj-WjbL2cb5fEVjuSsmsLcgwCxi7Bc1Ah8njhRnbod6-PlHGysNqQybt9BorfSZx_XpPG4pSJ4Gp38pfnxVK1x8hgXypgDYmi0ziqIekw_LJ2BGD0SMunIOSwICbXAJwrjQaq55wZ4IIjtfWZ3akOBDmgzKXH-kn0XqKZ35TSAqg%26sigh%3DySow8hoT2qrnni2zuhNms9GrOmA%26begin%3D0%26len%3D132097%26docid%3D-4615266676615092514&thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer%3Fcontentid%3D280146b6f92a2f1f%26second%3D5%26itag%3Dw320%26urlcreated%3D1139868308%26sigh%3DALSUOv_oKFwcIGkxGb4iIoUTitA&playerId=-4615266676615092514
     
  17. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    Re: I'm the scatmanSki bi di bi di do bap do bapDo ba do bapEverybody stutters o

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  18. Bugamol

    Bugamol TZT Veteran

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    NO SPAMMING THIS FORUM OMG
     
  19. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    Re: I'm the scatmanSki bi di bi di do bap do bapDo ba do bapEverybody stutters o


    dude, I'm insulted I was totally *NOT* spamming.

    my last post was intellectually stimulating.
     
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    Awnaw! Hell naw! Man
    Y'all done up and done it
    Awnaw! Hell naw! Boy
    Y'all done up and done it
    Awnaw! Hell naw! Boy
    Y'all done up and done it
    Ah, y'all done up and done it
    Man y'all done up and done it

    My first song was like forty-eight bars with no hook
    You hear me flippin thru my pages out my favorite notebook
    The microphone was in the closet (What?) No headphones, we lost it
    Niggas scared to get some water, roaches hangin over the faucets
    No AC, Tez'll break a sweat just tryin to make beats
    E-Dubz was being a hustler, (Heeeyy man!)
    all play flirtin all his customers, and flat broke
    Nappy smokin blacks out on the back po'ch
    I'm thinkin I got everything a country boy could ask for

    Now what we do to get here? (Say dat boy!!)
    Lay it down and bring it to ya raw (Say dat boy!!)
    Hey now we hurt some, suffered for more, takes what we work for
    Hated for for the cussin, but the hatred it made us cuss more
    Held on, but it was hard - stepped up, took charge
    Ran thru what we scared up, but what was we afraid for?
    Look what we made of, heart that what made us
    Being here is alright, but MUST believe we won't fall!

    Them country boys on the rise!
    With them big fat wheels on the side!
    Peep them vertical grills on the ride!
    And aw-awww-awww-awwwww!

    Them country boys
    With them big fat wheels
    Peep the vertical grills
    And awwwwwwww!

    My yegga, we hogwild, bet that from that roota to that toota-file
    Hell naw, them country boys ain't headed south for six miles
    Kentucky mud, them kinfolk, twankies with them hundred-spokes
    Skullied on that front po'ch, plus you know they got 'dro
    Seventy-nine coupe DeVille vertical Caddy grill
    Interstate 65 headin down to Cashville
    Glass filled, to the tippy-top, back-seat Benz
    Spent my last cent on the rent, left with pocket lints
    A damn shame, gotta grind anythang and everythang
    Jimmy Crack Corn, cross the county line with Mary Jane
    A long time, a gravel road, to cash and fame and sold my soul
    To Hell and back, and back and forth, with same jeans and nappy 'fro

    I might hop off the Harley, smoke pot like Bob Marley
    Not parties with charties, wallin like they swallowin Bacardi
    Them butter-skin, Prophit gotta like them
    Understand you 'bout to lose ya life fuckin with THEEEMM!

    Them country boys on the rise!
    With them big fat wheels on the side!
    Peep the vertical grills on the ride!
    And aw-awww-awww-awwwww!

    Them country boys
    With them big fat wheels
    Peep the vertical grills
    And awwwwwwww!

    Them country boys
    With them big fat wheels
    Peep the vertical grills
    And awwwwwwww!

    Them country boys on the ride!
    With them big fat wheels on the side!
    Peep the vertical grills on the ride!
    And aw-awww-awww-awwwww!
    Them country boys
    With them big fat wheels
    Peep the vertical grills
    And awwwwwwww!