If I found a Magic Genie Lamp

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Arogarn, Jun 7, 2019.

  1. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    I would use all 3 wishes to try to craft the perfect circumstances so that each and every member of Tallon Zek Times got sucked into a highly realistic virtual reality version of EQ where we're forced to stay logged into our VR consoles in a Sword Art Online type scenario.

    If you die in the game, you die in real life + we're in their world now.

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    let's do it
     
  3. Jackpanel

    Jackpanel TZT Abuser

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    I would definitely start xteaming right away this time around.
     
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  4. Qubhed

    Qubhed TZT Abuser

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    As a natural coward I would probably roll a halfling druid and just stay in Rivervale. Seriously EQ would be a nightmare world to live in. Even newbie spells somehow manage to do things like make your blood literally boil in your veins or become swarmed by thousands of stinging insects. No thank you.
     
  5. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    if this happened, we would know exactly who was responsible for it

    and would naturally divide into the two dominant tzt factions

    A] why isnt this WoW? kill arogarn

    B] this is everquest. kill utumno
     
  6. Sanlaven

    Sanlaven TZT Abuser

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    Most of us would die to snakes or spiders that proc poison DoTs in the newbie areas
     
  7. Vlaara

    Vlaara Maaruk the Mighty

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    can we procreate or is this just a prison we all go to die in?
     
  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I'd roll cleric of course. Big heals and flashes of light on the wood elves up in the high trees of Kelethin.

    I think the safest route would be starting out black on the Brodus continent tho.
     
  9. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Ok so if you die you die irl but are there spawn points? Can clerics and necromancers rez or no?? Please these details are important
     
  10. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    You can't procreate, but just like in SAO, you can escape the VR simulation by defeating the boss on the final level. Hmm so I suppose we can go to Velious and make it the Avatar of War.

    To make it true Everquest, I'll say that you can still bind somewhere and do your corpse run if you're slain, but you need to get your corpse before it rots (7 days) to not perma-die. Also, since you cannot log out, the corpse rez timer has 3 hours to be resurrected.

    Sorry to all the Kaldorei lovers, this Feir'Dal country.
     
  11. Chemosh

    Chemosh TZT Addict

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    You'd live by kithicor forest?
     
  12. Qubhed

    Qubhed TZT Abuser

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    Sure, the entire cleric guild is right at the zoneline and I have my platinum pieces on them if shit ever goes down. Pretty much every town and newbie zone has something absolutely terrifying in it or near it. Norrath is a cruel world.
     
  13. Kors

    Kors TZT Addict

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    Would Agrul's superb knowledge of Kedge Keep allow him to level safely and be the first to 50 and therefore rule us a god-king?
     
  14. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    No because I'd kill him before he ever set foot in there.
     
  15. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    i would have a carefully cultivated sequence of body doubles help keep me alive

    the end-game would be searyx finally killing the real me, driven near mad from thinking he'd finally gotten me so many times

    as his ecstatic derangement gave way to clarity, he'd realize he's underwater

    in his favorite zone
     
  16. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    the body-doubles would each be an npc from seary's past

    for i have a way with npcs

    as they see in me their kin

    lul
     
  17. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    my only hope would be to survive to the release of luclin

    to finally see our moonman make it to a moon

    and maybe a bit further, so he could buy me that (everquest) house

    which he has always said he'd spend all his money on, and definitely not on red
     
  18. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    im gonna go druid this time
     
  19. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    and leach xp off agrul in kedge
     
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  20. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    When you die, you don't actually die, you get transferred to a blue server version where Snowdrifter is GM
     
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