Hellboy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by xanontz, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. xanontz

    xanontz Juggalo Gang Member

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    holy crap was that bad.
    for a few brief moments you think its sort of intentionally bad, trying to sort of mock 80s sci fi action and horror. Sort of a Sam Raimi Evil Dead 2 vibe and that they were basically putting together a film made for MST3k but quickly devolves into just really bad garbage.

    Harbour was pretty decent, obvious to tell he was just thrown into a shitty scenario with no creativity from behind the camera to help.
     
  2. Bailon

    Bailon TZT Neckbeard

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    Preview looked bad and resident evil being in it does not help to sell me any more.
     
  3. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    The comic book movie reboot that everyone was waiting for.

    Why did you pay money to watch this?
     
  4. Utumno

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  5. AgelessDrifter

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    I didn’t even know this happened and thought xanontz was making a thread about the original movie
     
  6. Harper

    Harper encrypted account, pls don't sniff my packet

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    i dont understand

    why would you watch it
     
  7. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    plz fwd all future movie-watching decisions to tzt for review xanon

    we dont want u making a mistkae like this again. it's rlly the children that suffer the most
     
  8. Red

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    This thread blows
     
  9. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard

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    Fixed
     
  10. xanontz

    xanontz Juggalo Gang Member

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    Had 2 options, hellboy and


    and unfortunately that showing was in malayalam with hindi subtitles and while we both speak hindi neither can read it.
     
  11. Sear

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    jesus pal I'm sorry

    having to choose between those two movies is what I'd imagine a movie theater in hell to have

    I hope you have a good therapist
     
  12. xanontz

    xanontz Juggalo Gang Member

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    I was hoping for shazam but didnt have an early enough showing we could make =/
     
  13. Utumno

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    Madhura Raja the obvious choice imo
     
  14. xanontz

    xanontz Juggalo Gang Member

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    Bandi Srivashalinka on RottenMangustaan.com said while the action is enthralling it's true grip is in the cerebral dialogue and engrossing screenplay so really would have been a waste to see it without being able to follow anything being said =/
     
  15. Taelen

    Taelen TZT Journeyman

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    I want to thank you for saving me the money. I was doing a favor for my daughter and taking her and her friend to see After and then bailing. The only movie option I could see at the same time was Hellboy. I opted to not waste the money and instead hung out in a coffee shop and watched Netflix instead. It was a more pleasant experience, although the homeless dude tweaking out in some sort of seeming PTSD episode in the chair next to me was a little disturbing.
     
  16. Red

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    Or meth
     
  17. Yogr

    Yogr Meatball Sub Pro

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    The first one aired almost exactly 15 years ago.
    I know this because one of my best friends had plans to go see it on his birthday, but killed himself two days prior.
    He played on TZ and was in AOTL, he and his brother shared the character Andvari.
    :FeelsBadMan:

    I can never watch a Hellboy because of this.
     
  18. Harper

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    I was going to make a joke about AOTL members and suicide, but I decided against it.
     
  19. Harper

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    Also, it wasn't funny.
     
  20. Sear

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    at least he didn't have to watch Hellboy + saved u from that fate

    that's a good friend