Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Grandasaur Egg, Nov 11, 2021.
Fuckin spring’em when you got’em it’s time.
private islands, yachts, bitcoin, professional sports franchises
The best gift is convincing people that giving gifts to adults is stupid and just results in a waste of money and time. Spend the money you would have spent on a gift no one wants or needs on a nice meal, a trip, or charity. Gifts are for children, not adults with their own income that can buy whatever they want.
Painfully racking your brain to buy adults you see only a handful of times a year a gift they don't need because some greedy corporations have convinced you you're supposed to because it's December, I don't think I'm the crazy one here.
Someone get this man a nice gift
sanaleb needs the gift of friendship
This is a good and thoughtful gift. I don't need random crap purchased from a store.
What do you guys do when something comes out that you want and have money to buy it? Just not buy it and cross your fingers someone else buys it for you? Sounds like communism.
Compulsive gift buying can suck if everybody’s just phoning it in and buying tacky nonsense just to say they did it, but it’s not always pointless. There’s plenty of fun or useful stuff that I would be excited to receive but would never think to buy for myself. Obviously by definition I have no ready examples of this right now, but it happens
But also plenty of (most?) people don’t have arbitrary amounts of money for just buying whatever they feel like on a whim all the time. Kids, older relatives on a fixed income or who just never treat themselves, etc
i don't know about everyone else, but if someone gave me a private island or a yacht, I would definitely use it
even a discount gay sex mansion could be useful at times
how about a discount gay sex condominium? im on a budget
I'd take it
i'm trying hard to see how a discount gay sex mansion would ever be not useful? a mansion, at a discount, filled with gay guys so ya know it's gonna be well decorated, and they're all just banging each other having a good time? sounds fantastic.
I hear that, but if you're living paycheck to paycheck then it's probably even more important that you not be buying 'things' for acquaintances? (I'm excluding kids in my anti-gifting rhetoric. Obviously kids can't buy their own shit and will appreciate gifts)
Yeah but if you’re not living paycheck to paycheck and people you know are, is what I was referring to
But tbc I don’t really buy things for acquaintances either, unless it’s someone who seems great and I happen to spot something perfect for them, or something. There are only a handful of people who get compulsory gifts from me every year without exception and then others I’ll buy for if something I see makes me think of them specifically or if I’m particularly grateful to them for something (eg in the past year), but generally not otherwise
If ur living paycheck to paycheck idk if u can afford the taxes on even a discount gay sex mansion
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