Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Utumno, Mar 11, 2019.
I think they're all blonde, 5'10 +/- an inch
Are you really gonna try and talk shit on a man who has had endless success and bangs smoking hot super models?
Someone ban this gourd shaped sack of shit
maybe old hags just lack the vivacious youthfulness big leo brings to life on stage & in the bedroom
how about that utumno u fuk
I have a hard time dating women 10 years younger than me because of the significant maturity/cultural differences. I can't imagine dating someone 23 years younger.
It's also kind of gross. Leo can kind of pull it off because he's Leo, but if any of you tried to do it, you would deserve to be killed.
i could date anyone
I'm pretty sure all of his 23 year old girlfriends are ahead of the curve.
If ur criteria is getting discovered by a modeling agency as a child, sure. I guess.
I don't think Leo gives a shit about wife-material maturity here, though. Pretty sure he just wants to rail barely-legal models (and trade up every few years) while living like his Wolf of Wall Street character.
For the record, I never said I had a prob w/Leo's woman choices (though I guess he is getting to creeper territory when the gap is like 20+ years - he's still got a bit of time before he gets to Seinfeld then Woody Allen territory lol).
I think a lot of dudes would probably go for a bit more variety though (I know I would).
Acceptable Dating age = (your age / 2) + 7
Leo doesn't give a fuck about your silly formulas
I'm about to turn 33 and sleep with / date women in the 21-24 age range pretty much exclusively. What do you want me to do, bang chicks my own age? That's disgusting. 90% of women in their 30's hit the wall at 1000 miles an hour. Out of the remaining 10% that aren't physically grotesque, 9/10 of them have kids or want to get married immediately. Of the remaining 1% that are still hot and don't have kids in their 30's, 100% of them are fucking crazy and come with more baggage than a fucking kardashian layover.
it's like opening a time capsule
What happened to your lady Bick?
Broke up like 5 years ago or so.
I’ll take all yours discarded single mothers. Single mothers don’t give a fuck when I disappear to trade bitcoins in a dark room for three days because they really only care about their kid(s). Just the way I like it.
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