Father in law beaten with a brick in Camden NJ

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by TuccTZ, May 24, 2018.

  1. globally banned

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    random anecdote

    when i was in the hospital when i was 18, i was sedated for most of it so i didn't really know what was going on by the time my sedation was removed

    after i was taken off the vent, i had to pee, so i paged my nurse and she was like "you have a foley in place" "i just go?" "yup, just go"

    so i did and piss started going everywhere but inside the catheter "something's wrong..."

    so she removes the foley and it feels like a bucket of a piss just flops out of my urethra

    later that night or the next day, because i was a raging ball of 18 year old hormones, i got morning wood/surprise night boner and it was extremely painful, like a sharper blue balls. not sure if it was from not stretching the tissues in 3 weeks or what, but i remember vividly how bad that hurt. it was made worse because my mom was also sleeping in the chair by my bed so i had to like curl up and try not to wake her

    anyway, the moral of this story is be like tucc and plan on dying before you can have straws shoved up your junk
     
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  2. Bailon

    Bailon TZT Neckbeard

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    I want to do steroids and join you on this journey. 43 and so sore and tired and tiny - steroids have never looked better.
     
  3. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Agreed, let's do steroids. Winstrol up, gentlemen. Dicks out.

    my mind is confused on whether I should find this hilarious or hitting too close to home

    dying is the new pissing
     
  4. TuccTZ

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    Seriously though, if you look into proper steroid use, not abuse they are perfectly safe especially at our age. I thought I had low testosterone so I went to have my bloods checked. They actually came out above average, but I still want to do a testosterone only cycle. 250mg Test-E 2x a week for 15 weeks, then PCT off for a few months. We doing this or what?
     
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  6. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Not only is moderate and supervised use likely not dangerous, it's possibly healthy for a lot of people. There are some people on this very board who would probably see a huge increase in quality of life on steroids, and I speculate they will become a relatively common medical treatment within our lifetimes.

    The problem is a large percentage of people that start them have male body dysmorphia or some underlying anxiety/depressive disorder, and doing them in moderation is likely difficult for those people. You also probably should have medical supervision and that is difficult to do in some countries.

    I would do them if I wasn't worried about hair loss and gyno, though, which can be problems even if you take them reasonably.
     
  7. TuccTZ

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    Can be, but using AI's and SERMs seem to alleviate those symptoms. I did an oral only cycle in 2005, which was completely stupid because I didn't know any better and the way you feel on them is incredible. I really want to do it fellow daums.
     
  8. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    It's going t be a tough sell. There are too many assumptions and unknowns when it comes to hormones. I would consider doing a LOW-DOSE (300-350 a week), short cycle experiment, but only if I could find a pharma grade source. I'm not injecting Cousin Sal's bathtub elixir directly into my veins. And I'd have to brush up on the actual research (which I could share with TZT). I'm not innately opposed to the idea, though.
     
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  9. Red

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    Odoyal's time has finally come. He will return a hero and strike down all who stood in his way.
     
  10. TuccTZ

    TuccTZ TZT Abuser

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    I’ll call you when I find women with clit dicks attractive.
     
  11. TuccTZ

    TuccTZ TZT Abuser

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    Red I require your assistance on PUBG.
     
  12. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I cycled epistane back when it was legal to buy OTC about 10 years ago. I had no issues with side effects but in retrospect it was still stupid. This was at the peak of my obsession with bodybuilding. I admittedly loved the results: it's a "dry" compound so I looked fucking ripped and had a six-pack for the first time in my life. You have to work to keep the results.

    I think it's an option for professional bodybuilders, athletes, models, etc. who can justify the risks and have a yuppie version of Dr. Nick "prescribing" them SERMs. A normal guy just looking to get into decent shape doesn't need to ever look in that direction.
     
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  13. globally banned

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    bump that, dr. globally is giving you a prescription for bicep gains and dick swings all day
     
  14. TuccTZ

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    Globally I saw a pic of you and you look big. What ya been doing???
     
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    I'm in, but how? In all seriousness, I am not adverse but my list of fears is long and funds are short.
     
  16. AgelessDrifter

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    Everything will be much clearer and less scary once you're riding that first wave of sweet, sweet, bull testosterone
     
  17. globally banned

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    I'm actually pretty light for me, I was down to 138 for a couple of days, sitting at 140 now

    I've been doing crossfit (lol) for a while, though recently I started doing a couple of 2 a days with my second being a modified stronglifts 5x5 routine

    During residency I've been pushing myself to keep this up even on hard rotations so that I workout at least 3 times a week with a goal of 5

    Also, for the first time ever, I started looking at my macros and calories. I've been seriously under eating and it's still really hard for me to put down food, but I'm hitting 1.9-2k a day, which is a lot for me, with a goal split of 40/30/30 carbs/fats/prot. Usually end up high on the protein and low on the carbs

    All this and I have abs for the first time at 33 and can deadlift more than I've ever been able to (325) while still being able to do gymnastic movements really well. By no means am I breaking records but I'm happy with it given how I have to ration my time
     
  18. TuccTZ

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    I only deadlift 365 and weigh 60lbs more than you lol.
     
  19. OrigZeatanas

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    Wait where d this thread go? Ive been practicing lobbing rocks approx the weight of grenades around corners and into rooms for over a week now in anticipation of vigilante rampage... rampage is off?
     
  20. AgelessDrifter

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