cracker ass white boy thread full of honky shit

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Sear, Sep 23, 2018.

  1. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    was drawn in by the engaging plot of the porno vid but i just dont know about fat guys wrestling seary i just dont think that's ever going to catch on
     
  2. Red

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  3. Red

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    Buy audioengine speakers and listen to talking heads
     
  4. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Don't know what audioengine speakers are but I love the Talking Heads.

    Yes sir.

     
  5. Red

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    While the GameStop freak out it good. I prefer a nice shoe induced rage
     
  6. Red

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    Bonus points for when he defends his m'lady by saying Don't talk to his bitch that way
     
  7. Red

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    What a true gentleman
     
  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    best comment:

    m'bitch

    *tips shoe display*


    there's a second part where they start wailing on the red shirt lady and eventually our good men in blue take them away



    Apparently one of them shoved her 12 year old kid. It wouldn't be pretty if someone pulled that on me in public.

    I need to balance these freakouts with some news stories about people who aren't awful.
     
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  10. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    lol what in the actual fuck. I KNOW YOU WANT IT

    Mr. Florida Man beat the shit out of his daughter to that song, filmed it, and sent it to his girlfriend. Pretty sure the dude is a psychopath. I'd actually be surprised if he hasn't murdered her or his girlfriend or someone else by now.
     
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  11. Sear

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  12. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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  14. Sear

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    that checks out

    this is japanese but I feel that it's really more of a white neckbeard thing https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2...ty-singer-hatsune-miku-hologram/#.XCktFs9Kg2I



    Akihiko Kondo’s mother refused an invitation to her only son’s wedding in Tokyo this month, but perhaps that isn’t such a surprise: He was marrying a hologram.

    “For Mother, it wasn’t something to celebrate,” said the soft-spoken 35-year-old, whose “bride” is a virtual reality singer named Hatsune Miku.

    In fact, none of Kondo’s relatives attended his wedding to Miku — an animated 16-year-old with saucer eyes and lengthy aquamarine pigtails — but that didn’t stop him from spending ¥2 million on a formal ceremony at a Tokyo hall.

    Around 40 guests watched as he tied the knot with Miku, present in the form of a cat-sized stuffed doll.

    “I never cheated on her, I’ve always been in love with Miku-san,” he said, using a honorific that is commonly employed in Japan, even by friends.

    “I’ve been thinking about her every day,” he said a week after the wedding.

    Since March, Kondo has been living with a moving, talking hologram of Miku that floats in a $2,800 desktop device.

    “I’m in love with the whole concept of Hatsune Miku but I got married to the Miku of my house,” he said, looking at the blue image glowing in a capsule.

    He considers himself an ordinary married man — his holographic wife wakes him up each morning and sends him off to his job as an administrator at a school.

    In the evening, when he tells her by cellphone that he’s coming home, she turns on the lights. Later, she tells him when it’s time to go to bed.

    He sleeps alongside the doll version of her that attended the wedding, complete with a wedding ring that fits around her left wrist.
     
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  15. Utumno

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    keep it weird japan
     
  16. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    I don’t know if it’s creepier that people are marrying their pillows, dolls, holograms, etc, or if the inanimate objects that they are deciding to marry are basically representations of children.

    There are such pedophile undertones to k-pop and j-pop and Agrul.
     
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  17. Utumno

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    Shots fired
     
  18. Sear

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  19. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    Ur last post is fucking up browsing the thread on my phone so fuck u @Sear



    Good read tho glad they sorted that out
     
  20. Sear

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    LENGTHY PUBLIC UPDATES ABOUT UR MENTAL HEALTH ON SOCIAL MEDIA

    white as bleach
     
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