cracker ass white boy thread full of honky shit

Discussion in 'Spamalot - nsfw' started by Sear, Sep 23, 2018.

  1. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    post videos of their latest rock climbing achievement on social media

    say "It's not the heat that gets you - it's the humidity"

    redo failed high-fives

    colonize most of the modern world while advancing technology and science
     
  2. Bailon

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    drink fairlife
     
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  3. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    why would this be more common w/ upper middle class white ppl? that seems rlly weird
     
  4. Jackpanel

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    Take 5 years off to work on an indie video game
     
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  5. Red

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    OH SHI-
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  6. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    yes that's a good one

    also, mocking more successful white people

    bc they're babies about hot weather discomfort and have overanalyzed the cause of it?
     
  7. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    that's a weird opinion 2 have but ok
     
  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    it's something you say, isn't it?
     
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  9. Agrul

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  10. Red

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    Agrul you pile of human garbage
     
  11. Sifter

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    Buy $7 new england IPAs at craft breweries
     
  12. Red

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    Artisanal hot dogs
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  13. Grandasaur Egg

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    write really long and flowery prose about how they farted one time and it was really bad
     
  14. Sifter

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    Talk about how they think Chip and Joanna are a really cute couple. After this they will talk about their latest home ownership projects and going to Home Depot

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  15. Utumno

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    Post articles on Medium like anyone gives a shit
     
  16. Utumno

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    Also if those hot dogs are wrong I don't want to be right.
     
  17. TuccTZ

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    be closeted racist
     
  18. Sanaleb

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    Tell literally everyone how "if you're renting you're throwing away money every month" when the only reason they own a house is a family member gave them a downpayment

    Post on social media of choice about how they "need their coffee" when their coffee is a thousand calories of whipped cream and caramel

    Have dreadlocks because they think it's cool
     
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    Vote republican

    Have $10,000+ into a hobby or collectible and act like it's something anyone can/should do
     
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    come out of the bathroom at a restaurant patting their hands dry on their legs and saying "Welp, are we ready to rock and roll?"
     
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