Barn Owls Chillin

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  1. Utumno

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  2. Agrul

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    holy shit the one owl is eating the other owl
     
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  3. Utumno

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    fake news
     
  4. Agrul

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    second owl is dead. first owl's babies are feeding on its entrails

    i never knew
     
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  5. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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  6. Red

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    And people still think a silverback could beat a brown bear
     
  7. Utumno

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    jfc bears freak me out, nothing that big should be able to move that fast

    also i like how that one bear keeps using the trees for cover. if that tree could talk it would be like "nope, leave me the fuck out of this"
     
  8. Agrul

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    i saw a momma bear w/ her cub while hiking once

    they left us alone

    the end
     
  9. AgelessDrifter

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    Or so you thought
     
  10. Red

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    Even if it is a calf it's still terrifying
     
  11. Utumno

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    owl is tearing into some sort of critter right now
     
  12. Utumno

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    damn i should have saved the screenshot of the rat tail hanging out of it's mouth it was p funny
     
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  14. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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  15. Utumno

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    I love French Bulldogs so much they are just the perfect level of goofy looking w/out being over the top
     
  16. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    I love bully breeds

    My grandma would tell me a story about how they had a bench on their porch in LA way back in the day, and when she and my grandpa would sit together on it their english bulldog would force his way in the middle of them to sit on it because my grandma was his girl
     
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  17. AgelessDrifter

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    Euler does that whenever I bring a girl home
     
  18. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    how dare you cheat on euler
     
  19. Utumno

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    Our dog does this all the time, my nickname for her is Jelly
     
  20. Sear

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlik...regarding_bears_if_its_brown_lay_down_if_its/

    If you encounter a brown bear you should lay down and play dead. You will not win in a fight with a brown bear. If you attempt to run or defend yourself it will kill you. Best option is to play dead and hope it's not in a 'playful' mood before it tears you to bits.

    If you encounter a black bear you should scream, kick, make yourself big. Black bears are fairly timid and do not usually want the bother of a fight.

    If you encounter a polar bear it's goodnight because you're already dead. You might as well not even bother.

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