ate mcdonald's bfast and don't feel well

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  1. Grandasaur Egg

    Grandasaur Egg Groor.

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    nice head fog. is this why america is failing
     
  2. Sear

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  3. Arogarn

    Arogarn TZT Neckbeard

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    Looks like Happy Meal not so happy B]

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  4. Sear

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    I'll take a McSad meal with extra tears, large order of McFood Poisoning, and a small McRegret to go.
     
  5. Grandasaur Egg

    Grandasaur Egg Groor.

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    My wife went to McDonald's after her night shift this AM. She ordered a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle. She received a happy meal box with a chicken breast on the mcgriddle bun. Ate it anyways, no regrets.
     
  7. Utumno

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    lol that's not even close wtf
     
  8. Utumno

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    i did the same thing though a reaaaaaly long time ago. taco bell order, i ordered like a single bean burrito or some shit and instead got a bag of someone else's order w/like 4 things. ate it anyway.

    the glory days.
     
  9. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I have this happen sometimes when I go a while without McD's. What you want to do is ignore the pain until your body gives up and stops trying to warn you that what you are doing is wrong. Pretend that the thrice-a-day shits are the words of Dr. Fauci and that you're a Republican governor.

    So in answer to your question: No. This is why American is winning.
     
  10. Bailon

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    Fuck, now I want some Mickey D's
     
  11. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    You mean the guy who had his former employee jailed for SPEAKING THE TRUTH????
     
  12. Sear

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    Let's make a McDonalds tier list. It's time to slay the dragon.

    HAMBURGULAR TIER: McFlurry (STROOPWAFEL & KANMUK CUSTOM), McRib, BBQ Grilled Chicken Snack Wrap (RIP), Mulan Sczechuan Sauce, Holiday Baked Pie
    S: Iced Mocha, Diet Dr. Pepper, Chicken Nuggies, Hash Brown, Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel
    A: Egg McMuffin, Grilled Chicken Sandwich, Vanilla Ice Cream Cone, Milkshakes
    B: McChicken, french fries, other baked pies
    C: McGriddle
    D: all the hamburger options
    F: everything else on the menu
    ClownPenis Tier: Happy Meal
    Nasty Ass Trump Tier: Filet-O-Fish
    Early McDeath Tier: Big Breakfast w/ Hotcakes, all the salad options, the sausage burritos
     
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  13. AgelessDrifter

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    I ate McDonalds a ton when I was a kid and then I didn’t at all for several years, and then I ate a chicken sandwich and was truly shocked how gross it was and then didn’t eat there again for a long time and then became a vegetarian

    The mcbreakfast with hot cakes is the only thing there I’d eat in a pinch at this point

    And the McFlurry, but I’d rather have some DQ if I were going to do that
     
  14. Sear

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    the McPancakes are in my lowest tier because I feel like it's really hard to fuck up pancakes, but McDonalds found a way to make them taste gross and synthetic

    tbh everything you can get from McDonalds is utterly disgusting and shouldn't be consumed by anyone outside of a third world country

    the ice cream based items are probably the least offensive, yet they still manage to taste inferior even compared to other drive-thru options (Braums, Dairy Queen, etc)
     
  15. Sear

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    I can't even remember the last time I went there.

    It's a viable option for breakfast on road trips or getting food after working late when everything else is closed, but there's no other scenario where I would willingly eat McDonalds. I used to get it for breakfast sometimes in LA and always regretted it.
     
  16. TulionKT

    TulionKT Spamaton Will Rise Again

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  17. Arogarn

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    Apple Pie from the 90's when they used to drop it in the french fryer.
     
  18. Bailon

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    For me it is the fries (ordered crispy so I don't get a single soggy potato-fry in the bunch) and that's it. The rest is meh, whatever.
     
  19. Utumno

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    Ya I like their fries and I can tolerate the nuggets and the really basic breakfast food (egg mcmuffin is really a pretty generic breakfast meal that's not particularly weird in any way), the rest of it tends to taste p sub-par to me. As you say even their ice cream doesn't rly taste quite real.

    I honestly have never had a mcflurry despite everyone joking about it here so I feel like I have to at least try that sometime.
     
  20. Utumno

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    i just can't bring myself to eat something called a mcflurry for some reason it is more a meme than meal in my mind