2018 NBA Ageless Dirker White Mamba Scalabrine Clambake

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sear, Sep 15, 2018.

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WHITE MAMBA

  1. BRIAN SCALABRINE THE GOAT

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  2. Dirk Nowitzki

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  3. Luka Doncic

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  4. Delly

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  5. Joe Ingles

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  6. Rick Barry shooting granny free throws

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  7. Shawn Bradley (Space Jam star, stormin mormon, rape victim of Shaq)

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  8. Darko Milicic, Detroit Legend

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  9. Bill Murray

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  1. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    At least it makes the Doncic trade look better. Trae Young and the 10th for Doncic? I'll take that any day of the week.
     
  2. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Sorry Searpal, I was rootin for ya.
     
  3. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Oh shit, Steph doing Steph things and Sonya just switched sides lmao

    (coin toss said she was supposed to be rooting for Seth's side)
     
  4. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Do I even need to watch this series?
     
  5. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    So far Portland somehow staying in it but mostly due to GS being really, really sloppy. They're fuckin around out there, Steph already blew two ridiculous behind the back passes.
     
  6. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Okay, I conceded Kanmuk was right. Kerr just played every healthy player in the lineup in a WCF game 1 lol
     
  7. Ssalam

    Ssalam TZT Abuser

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    I turned that game off at half time.
     
  8. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    NO was a good team that got rewarded for missing the playoffs with the number one pick.

    I'm not sure this new system is going to prevent tanking so much as it's going to encourage mid-level teams to not try to make the playoffs. We will see.
     
  9. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I'm so happy right now. All year I've waited for this series.

    I've already pissed off most of my family by wanting BIG GIANNIS to win.
     
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  10. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Remember when the Lakers didn't resign Brook Lopez because they needed the money to pay Rajon Rondo?

    29 pts, 11 rbs, 4 blks
     
  11. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Yeah. What the fuck were they thinking?

    Gasol got destroyed in that matchup and kinda wasted an excellent Lowry game. 60 (!) rebounds for Milwaukee tonight.
     
  12. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Though in defense of Gasol: he also has to defend Giannis and Mirotic whenever they're in the paint. The Bucks basically start three stretch 5's.
     
  13. Utumno

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    They weren't, Magic Johnson is a walking meme
     
  14. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    For context, he's playing on a one-year contract for the minimum.

    That Lakers roster lacked one thing (3P shooting) that everyone and their mom noticed before the season started. Brook Lopez just so happens to do that one thing well. He also would have provided some much-needed floor spacing for them.

    "Let's sign Javale McGee and 36 year-old Tyson Chandler instead"

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  15. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    He is also one of the best rim protectors in the NBA (DFG% is what opponents shoot within 6 ft against them, FG% is what those opponents would be expected to shoot):

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    And while he very rarely posts-up these days (only 1.2 times per game), he still kills people when he does and teams have to worry about who they switch onto him:

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    But Rajon Rondo and Lance Stephenson are "cold-blooded" or something. So it's better to have them.
     
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  16. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    And this:

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    I don't trust any stat in which Donovan Mitchell ranks highly unless it's "who takes the most terrible shots". But nevertheless, another thing Brook Lopez is in the top 5 in.

    He's literally the perfect player to team with LeBron.
     
  17. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Teams are scared shitless of Giannis:



    If the Raptors keep playing this way and the Bucks actually hit their wide open 3s, the series is going to be a bloodbath.

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    That's also a good way to give up 650 offensive rebounds because it's hard to box out players when your entire team is staring at Giannis.
     
  18. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    NBA Alpha Male Rankings:

    1) Kevin Durant - Kills people everywhere, including the post. Completely betacucked Steph Curry. Like most alpha males, pretends to be confident but is really an insecure child.

    2) Giannis - Obviously

    3) Big Greg Popovich - Reporters are afraid of asking him questions



    NBA Beta Cuck Rankings:

    1) Steph Curry - Is only allowed to be good when Kevin Durant lets him. Needs Klay Thompson to play defence for him. Looks like a preteen.

    2) Joel Embiid - Is 7'0" and from Africa and spent a 7-game series pretending to be an airplane and complaining about his tummy.

    3) Magic Johnson - Squandered all the alpha male credit he earned spreading HIV by being dumber than anyone expected and quitting when his boss said mean things about him in an e-mail.
     
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  19. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    honorable mention to Enes Kanter for dad-dicking his home country's government, playing through a separated right shoulder, and slaying Serbian behemoth Jokic

    if he manages to silence the donkey from Shrek (Draymond Green), I think he's deserving of a top spot
     
  20. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Enes Kanter is a legit tough guy.