2018 NBA Ageless Dirker White Mamba Scalabrine Clambake

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sear, Sep 15, 2018.

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WHITE MAMBA

  1. BRIAN SCALABRINE THE GOAT

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  2. Dirk Nowitzki

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  3. Luka Doncic

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  4. Delly

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  5. Joe Ingles

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  6. Rick Barry shooting granny free throws

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  7. Shawn Bradley (Space Jam star, stormin mormon, rape victim of Shaq)

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  8. Darko Milicic, Detroit Legend

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  9. Bill Murray

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  1. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Lakers got fucking wrecked. Obviously it’s one game and doesn’t indicate anything, but I do wonder how the other players on the team go from “every single one of you was about to be traded for one guy because LeBron thinks you are collectively dogshit” to “let’s be a TEAM again!!”.
     
  2. Utumno

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    lol 42 point loss to OladipoLess Pacers - worst loss of LeBron's career

    Live by the Meme Team die by the Meme Team I guess

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  3. Utumno

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    the Pacers chants of "LeBron wants to trade you" were savage, and then this...



    Yeah, I'd say they've got a bona fide morale issue
     
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    Fucking Christ the 76ers are stacked. They just got Tobias Harris (40% 3P shooter the last four years).

    Their crunch-time lineup of Harris - Reddick - Embiid - Butler - Simmons is the closest thing to GS the league has. Too bad none of their Big 3 can shoot lolololol.
     
  5. Sear

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    I feel like they had morale issues before this trade-everyone-for-AD shit started. Now it's degenerated into the toxic circus that a lot of people expected when Lebron & His Frenemies (Rondo, Lance, etc) signed with the team.

    The Indiana crowd was hilariously savage. I almost felt bad for McGee getting those "not worth trading" chants.

    LA has to get AD now unless they want to just write off the season. This shit isn't going to cut it: https://sports.yahoo.com/lakers-rep...hailiuk-detroit-reggie-bullock-043841701.html

    That is the unstable fat girl contingency plan for when the hot girl won't go out with you.
     
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  6. Sear

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  7. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    worth it
     
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  8. AgelessDrifter

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    Guys I can spit on the basketball hall of fame from my house, should I go and dunk in the world’s first hoop
     
  9. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    You’d probably hurt your back again. I think you should stay at home.
     
  10. Utumno

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    McGee was my boy during his time w/GS. I definitely felt bad for him (more than the other guys) as he was the only one seemingly trying during that blowout game. Put up good numbers as he usually does in his limited minutes.

    I haven't caught up fully on that trade yet, but yeah their starting lineup looking pretty damn good now, if they started the season w/this (and had good enough coaching to really get everyone to gel) I wonder if they'd be curbstomping the rest of the East. Certainly seems like they would on paper.

    Embiid and Simmons are pretty rough matchups for GS tbh, though with a probably-OK Boogie back they'll probably handle it just fine. Prior to Cousins rejoining though, Embiid would just constantly shit on anything we jokingly called a center. (Looney has been fantastic lately but dude is pretty undersized and outclassed)
     
  11. Sear

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    That looks like a savvy trade for both teams. The Clippers get 4 draft picks (two first-rounders) and will keep their pick for next year by skipping the playoffs. Philly gets a big upgrade in Harris (+ shore up their 3P shooting) and a great backup big man in Boban. The only problem they might have is spreading the ball around enough to keep everyone happy. Someone has to take the Draymond Green short straw and settle for <10 PPG.

    It's definitely a win-now move for Philly. I think it's the right one, as they clearly needed to take another step to compete with Toronto.
     
  12. AgelessDrifter

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    Fine, I’m taking my ball and going home
     
  13. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    no ur staying

    I'm gonna need you to pick a team and player to pretend to like.
     
  14. Sanlaven

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    I recommend Boban Bobanovic the most efficient player in the history of the NBA as your favorite
     
  15. Utumno

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    BIG FUCKING BOBAN GONNA DO BIG FUCKING THINGS FOR THE 76ERS

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  16. Utumno

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    CHECK ME OUT NOW BABY

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  18. Utumno

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    I finally looked at the trade - didn't realize they had to give up Shamet for Tobias Harris. Ballsy, seemed like Shamet was doing some really good work for them this year. They're really going all-in for postseason.
     
  19. Utumno

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    Lol Barnes just got traded mid game. Feel kindof bad for him
     
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