2018 NBA Ageless Dirker White Mamba Scalabrine Clambake

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sear, Sep 15, 2018.

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WHITE MAMBA

  1. BRIAN SCALABRINE THE GOAT

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  2. Dirk Nowitzki

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  3. Luka Doncic

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  4. Delly

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  5. Joe Ingles

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  6. Rick Barry shooting granny free throws

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  7. Shawn Bradley (Space Jam star, stormin mormon, rape victim of Shaq)

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  8. Darko Milicic, Detroit Legend

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  9. Bill Murray

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  1. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    That’s insanely strong, to just casually flick it like that. Big men practice outlet passes all the time, though.
     
  2. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Yeah, it looks like this ho-hum toss except it launches way farther than I could probably even kick that ball lol
     
  3. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Jokic is really fun to watch - there's nobody else like him in the league. Seven-footer built like a brick shithouse who can pass and shoot the three? That's awesome. He's already making a case for "best passing big man of all time" tbh. Denver fans have to be happy about that after so many years of mediocrity and early playoff exits with their Thuggets roster from the mid-late 2000's.

    Doncic went godmode for the last two minutes against Minnesota (where the refs were trying to throw the game for the home team).



    7 straight points in the clutch (including a dunk and a three)

    Give this man an all-star spot. Dallas is a bottom-three team in the league without him.
     
  4. Utumno

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    He's p good ayup.
     
  5. Sear

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  6. Utumno

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    Shitty way to go out, sorry to hear it
     
  7. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Great news for Dallas fans as JJ Barea is terrible. He can be consoled about his injury by his millions of dollars.
     
  8. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    1) LeBron, 2) George, 3) Durant, 4) Anthony Davis, 5) Jokic, 6) Towns

    Have to be all-stars. After that, you might be able to make a case for Doncic as the 7th forward.

    Capela, Nurkic, Gallinari, Gobert and LaMarcus are tough competition, though.
     
  9. Red

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    Checking in to make sure balls were still being put into baskets in this thread
     
  10. Utumno

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    They are
     
  11. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    and his wife (Miss Universe 2006)

    Barea actually isn't terrible all of the time, and I've ragged on him a lot here. He led the team in PER last season, averages 20/10 per 36, and has been a crucial part of the bench lineup (which has been statistically better than the starting unit by a wide margin). Despite his garbage individual defense, he was facilitating those 6/6 Dwight Powell outings and there was a noticeable drop-off when he missed time earlier in the season.

    That said, I think it will be better for the long-term because it means Brunson/DSJ will get more minutes. This is assuming Carlisle doesn't spite everyone by just playing Devin Harris instead.

    Here's my short tribute to our beloved midget.

    https://www.boxscoregeeks.com/articles/barea-and-the-analytics-debate

    Never forget Barea shitting on Lebron in the finals.



    And here he is dad dicking snowflake Blake Griffin.



    Dallas hijacked the Brinks truck that Isaiah Thomas requested and delivered it to the true midget king.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Utumno

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    I've only watched a couple mavs game this season but I was going to say whenever I looked at box score it seemed JJ was a p consistent scorer and always leading the bench. Do you even have a bench w/out him?

    Also fuckin lol @ him clowning Blake Griffin, that shit is gold.
     
  13. AgelessDrifter

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  14. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Sorry, friends, but JJ Barea tributes are where my enthusiasm for all-things-basketball ends.

    Tryhard midgets deserve to be spit on, not celebrated.
     
  15. Utumno

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    Dayum @Sear you watching this shit?
     
  16. Utumno

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    Dang, I actually feel bad for Barnes there. You could see him deflate.
     
  17. Sear

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    Curry is fucking OP.

    Dallas played their asses off and had a shot to win that one. Doncic pulled a Lebron and passed out of an open three in the last 90 seconds for some reason. I hope someone has a talk with him and tells him to just be Kobe in that situation going forward.

    Barnes slipping when they had a chance to tie it up on the last possession was painful. It happens. I'm sure he wanted to beat his former team, but unfortunately he's still just Harrison Barnes.
     
  18. Sear

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    In other news, the Lakers dropped another one to the Cavs. At home.

    [​IMG]

    Remember when we speculated (or I did, anyway) that Lebron going to that Lakers team was basically going to be a downgrade from his Cleveland team? Here we are. I hope his 34-year old back is rested up to carry them to that 8th seed.

    Luke might be on the chopping block soon.
     
  19. Utumno

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    Luke should already be gone imo. You'd think I'd be more supportive/forgiving of him given his stint in GS and his success here, but honestly I think he flat out sucks as a head coach. They have all that young talent, and I find it hard to believe *none* of them have shown any real improvement over the past two years (except Kuzma, I guess).
     
  20. AgelessDrifter

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    yeah fuck luke