2018 NBA Ageless Dirker White Mamba Scalabrine Clambake

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sear, Sep 15, 2018.

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WHITE MAMBA

  1. BRIAN SCALABRINE THE GOAT

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  2. Dirk Nowitzki

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  3. Luka Doncic

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  4. Delly

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  5. Joe Ingles

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  6. Rick Barry shooting granny free throws

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  7. Shawn Bradley (Space Jam star, stormin mormon, rape victim of Shaq)

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  8. Darko Milicic, Detroit Legend

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  9. Bill Murray

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  1. Sear

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  2. Utumno

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    I was obv. joking (mostly) + I saw that ad put out by GSW, good shit imo.

    The hive mind switch from GSW being the evil empire and snake pit to "great sports" and "injured team that played with a lot of heart" is giving me whiplash but I'll take it lol
     
  3. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    I know you were just joking. I would prefer it if you were actually being a petty asshole for once, TBH.
     
  4. Utumno

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    I'll see what I can do
     
  5. Utumno

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    fwiw I genuinely fucking hate this iteration of the Rockets though and was so happy they lost so that's something.
     
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    lol Kawhi memeing himself

    good shit
     
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    These spicy ass memes
     
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  11. Sear

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    That's pretty crazy. Must be fun living there right now.

    I read a stat that something like 40% of Canada's entire population watched the finals. Who knew Canadians liked basketball so much?

    I'm all for it. There's nothing worse than seeing a good team saddled in some garbage small market city where you can tell that the fans don't really love the team or the sport.
     
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  13. Utumno

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    dude looked wrecked in vids lol
     
  14. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    I'm not sure how many people actually care about basketball in Toronto vs people in Toronto (and Canada) just like to come together and be a part of things. There's also a lot of celebration about how this Raptors team is an avatar for diversity, although I'm not sure how much that actually matters to people across the country. Who knows. It's cool either way.

    The most important part of this celebration is it may be dispelling the notion that Toronto is a mid-market team. Toronto might be the largest market in the NBA (because of Canada), and stars will hopefully start to view it that way. Although Canada may not keep up this enthusiasm and numbers may go back down to mediocrity. But for now:

     
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    HA HA HA HAAA
     
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  17. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Good luck trading that contract. I'm not saying it can't be done, but that is not going to be easy.
     
  18. Sear

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    Yeah I just saw that - what a couple of divas. Paul especially just seems like an ornery cunt. I hope someone rubs his head on his way out of Houston.
     
  19. Utumno

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    lmfao i'm dead


    And yeah @Kanmuk_Sealclubber - my thoughts exactly... I'm trying hard to think who's going to willing take on that many years of $40mil/year for a guy who is constantly injured, old, and proving to be pretty adept at pissing off his teammates.

    Though much as I dislike CP3, I'm not saying this spat is entirely on him either... esp. if the reports are true that he's the one trying to contact Harden to straighten things out. Harden normally seems more chill to me - kindof surprising if he's the one being the real Diva here, though I can also see how someone with his playstyle and effectiveness can get really used to running the show how he wants it. If Paul just comes in telling him how he's doing everything wrong, it would be understandable for him to get pissed off.

    GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT MOREY
     
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    It probably gets annoying being 6'0", 34 years old, with 18 surgically repaired bodyparts, and having to play defence for James Harden because he spends all his practice time perfecting his flopping craft.

    There is nobody I would want to play with less than Harden. Not even Westbrook.
     
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