2018 NBA Ageless Dirker White Mamba Scalabrine Clambake

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sear, Sep 15, 2018.

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WHITE MAMBA

  1. BRIAN SCALABRINE THE GOAT

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  2. Dirk Nowitzki

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  3. Luka Doncic

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  4. Delly

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  5. Joe Ingles

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  6. Rick Barry shooting granny free throws

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  7. Shawn Bradley (Space Jam star, stormin mormon, rape victim of Shaq)

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  8. Darko Milicic, Detroit Legend

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  9. Bill Murray

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  1. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    We needed a new thread and Ageless Drifter failed us.

    It's 2018 and I say it's past time we finally give the legendary Brian Scalabrine his due. Every year that he's excluded from the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, it loses more credibility.

    Let us watch him single-handedly destroy Boston's finest street ballers.



    In seriousness, it's interesting to see just how big of a talent gap there is between a NBA player (even a shitty bench warmer like Scalabrine) and somebody who is probably the best guy on the court at the local gym.

    I'm excited to watch Doncic play and already have tickets to a few games this season. I'm hoping this won't be Dirk's swan song.



    https://bleacherreport.com/articles...ams-best-and-worst-case-scenarios-for-2018-19

     
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  2. Red

    Red TZT Neckbeard

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    In on page one
     
  3. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Thank you for doing the needful
     
  4. Grandasaur Egg

    Grandasaur Egg Groor.

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    did these gentlemen successfully put the ball through the hoops?
     
  5. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    While being pigmentally challenged, yes.
     
  6. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    that's why they get paid the big bucks

    tis a shame that we children of men earn only a pittance for successfully typing our words on the electronic box
     
  7. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    I've been lucky enough to get to play against a few NBA/NCAA Div 1 talents over the years, and the thing that stands out about them is that it is basically 100% fucking impossible to score on them if they are actually trying outside of getting some desperation heaves to go in. Which is what it looked like in the video. They were actually guardable when I played them (sort of), but on offence you just can't do shit against them without high-level quickness/handles/post-ability.

    Even Brian Scalabrine was really hard to score on, and those are good players he's playing against.
     
  8. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    who will dunk and who will get dunked on in the 2018 hoopedy doopedy
     
  9. Red

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  10. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Scalabrine destroys those guys, and one of them was D1. It's just funny seeing a meme target career bench warmer look like Lebron compared to players on the next tier down.
     
  11. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Yeah, and the gap between tier 1 pro athletes and replacement level (like Scalabrine) pro athletes is insane. Imagine trying to 1 v 1 Durant or Antetokounmpo. You would shoot like 0.2% (literally) against them.
     
  12. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    lolololololol

    Brian Scalabrine would be WAY better than that. Guaranteed.
     
  13. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Durant didn't actually sound that bad. LeBron may wanna stick to his day job.
     
  14. Sifter

    Sifter TZT Addict

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    I hope Scalabrine called you short and dunked on you at the YMCA Kanmuk
     
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  15. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    This is easily the whitest thing I've ever seen on r/nba, so it's perfect for our Scalabrine Clambake.

     
  16. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    What in god damn hell was that.
     
  17. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Damn, that's an epic shitpost. Also lol @ grappa
     
  18. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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  19. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Boston accents never get old for me.

    Jimmy Butler requested a trade from the Timberbulls, This was reported:



    naturally, it's become an instant meme/pasta

    LeBron extremely upset in the tunnel, slams whiteboard heading in the locker room. Someone with the Cavs yells, "LeBron come on, quit being a f****** p***y!" [It] was JR Smith.

    Mark Cuban extremely upset in the tunnel, slams the wall heading into the locker room. Someone with the NBA yells “Mark come on, quit allowing sexual harassment in the work place!” It was Adam Silver.

    let's revisit this 2017 playoffs highlight reel before the new season starts

     
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    Sanlaven TZT Abuser

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    Space Jam 2 confirmed