Qubhed
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Qubhed

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Memento Oct 29, 2021

Qubhed was last seen:
Nov 27, 2021 at 3:12 PM
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      PS everybody knows Raisin Bran is the superior cereal for maximum colon blow.
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      You guys are stinking up my shadow board.
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      But if done with the correct technique you shouldn't feel the knitting needles at all. Like a sword swallower for your little downstairs mou
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      Like your dick is a little sword swallower
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      Then next we can discuss which is more fun- getting kicked in the dick super hard or pushing knitting needles directly into your pee hole
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      Your risk of being impaled by a freshly removed football sized dildo with no fanned base vs my choking in a cheeto dust storm
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      Your risk of catching an infectious disease vs my obesity and slothfulness. May the best unfortunate situation transpire.
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      Glob, were playing king of the hill over this shadow board and I shall dominate because this is my board now
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      What did it say? I meant Jackass 5 where Steve O will corner you and make you read his bad rehab poetry
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      And I hope your ball explosion scene is cut in favor of one of their "funny" "skits"
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      I hope on JA5 you're credited as "guy whose balls exploded the worst"
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      I hope you become a renowned heart surgeon pioneering many advancements but are forced to live in the shadow of Dr Oz
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      I hope after everything's cured your credits only xfer to Ringling and you gotta do Jackass 5 with a bloated Bam Margera and sober Steve O
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      I hope one day you go to work and they're like "you can go home they solved all misery and pain" The look on your face would be worth it.
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      I hope your job is like Grays Anatomy where beautiful people have sex with each other (but not you) then die gruesome deaths.
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      Oh hey globally it would be a real shame if you came home one night from a long shift to find somebody has Kevin McCallistered your house.
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      Everybody forgot about this. It will be mine.
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      Be more like globally, Agrul.
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    Theorizing that one could jet pack within his own internet, Dr. Qubhed led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top-secret project known as Tallon Zek Times. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Qubhed prematurely stepped into the project accelerator, and vanished.

    He awoke to find himself in an old post, suffering from partial lurkdom and facing a mirror username that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own message board was maintained through private mail transmissions with Al, the project observer, who appears in the form of a instant message, that only Dr. Qubhed can see and read. Trapped in the posts, Dr. Qubhed finds himself leaping from thread to thread, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next reply will be the link to his homepage.