Qubhed
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Qubhed

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Only punk ass bitches post in General Discussion. Sep 1, 2021

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Oct 23, 2021 at 4:26 AM
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      Qubhed
      Then next we can discuss which is more fun- getting kicked in the dick super hard or pushing knitting needles directly into your pee hole
    2. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Your risk of being impaled by a freshly removed football sized dildo with no fanned base vs my choking in a cheeto dust storm
    3. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Your risk of catching an infectious disease vs my obesity and slothfulness. May the best unfortunate situation transpire.
    4. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Glob, were playing king of the hill over this shadow board and I shall dominate because this is my board now
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      Qubhed
      What did it say? I meant Jackass 5 where Steve O will corner you and make you read his bad rehab poetry
    7. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      And I hope your ball explosion scene is cut in favor of one of their "funny" "skits"
    8. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I hope on JA5 you're credited as "guy whose balls exploded the worst"
    9. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I hope you become a renowned heart surgeon pioneering many advancements but are forced to live in the shadow of Dr Oz
    10. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I hope after everything's cured your credits only xfer to Ringling and you gotta do Jackass 5 with a bloated Bam Margera and sober Steve O
    11. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I hope one day you go to work and they're like "you can go home they solved all misery and pain" The look on your face would be worth it.
    12. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I hope your job is like Grays Anatomy where beautiful people have sex with each other (but not you) then die gruesome deaths.
    13. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Oh hey globally it would be a real shame if you came home one night from a long shift to find somebody has Kevin McCallistered your house.
    14. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Everybody forgot about this. It will be mine.
    15. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Be more like globally, Agrul.
    16. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      You were supposed to argue with me. Banter, much? Obviously not
    17. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      Get off of my secret wars board
    18. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      You know in the movies Gandalf became pretty awesome when he came back so if you want to make the gimmick work....
    19. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I made it weird, didn't I? Excellent.
    20. Qubhed
      Qubhed
      I'm glad we all had a good time guys but this is why we need to talk about boundaries and consent. I never want to cross that line.
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    Theorizing that one could jet pack within his own internet, Dr. Qubhed led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top-secret project known as Tallon Zek Times. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Qubhed prematurely stepped into the project accelerator, and vanished.

    He awoke to find himself in an old post, suffering from partial lurkdom and facing a mirror username that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own message board was maintained through private mail transmissions with Al, the project observer, who appears in the form of a instant message, that only Dr. Qubhed can see and read. Trapped in the posts, Dr. Qubhed finds himself leaping from thread to thread, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next reply will be the link to his homepage.