Qubhed
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Qubhed

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I feel like constantly respawning as Fippy Darkpaw gives more hell vibes Apr 14, 2021

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      I feel like constantly respawning as Fippy Darkpaw gives more hell vibes
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      Could you imagine how boring heaven would be though? Its not like you can start breaking all the rules once you get there.
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      With great power cums great responsibility and I have enough problems as it is
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      But I have no illusions as to who will be inside who the most. I am not a strong man.
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      Thats actually a really solid line. But I'm not talking about werewolves but rather were as to become as our love making will make us one.
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      And yes I didn't use an apostrophe in were because I meant it like werewolves
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      Were gonna bone so thoroughly
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      April 29 so I'm like you after pushing me out of my forum- a Tore-ass.
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      Its the smell of you trying to push me out of *my* forum. Smell like bullshit.
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      This forum is dead without me. I haven't pooped in four days in protest and because of bad diet
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      Im going to tell her you said you improved one of her recipes and you're going to be in so much trooooouble
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      PS everybody knows Raisin Bran is the superior cereal for maximum colon blow.
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      You guys are stinking up my shadow board.
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      But if done with the correct technique you shouldn't feel the knitting needles at all. Like a sword swallower for your little downstairs mou
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      Like your dick is a little sword swallower
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      Then next we can discuss which is more fun- getting kicked in the dick super hard or pushing knitting needles directly into your pee hole
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      Your risk of being impaled by a freshly removed football sized dildo with no fanned base vs my choking in a cheeto dust storm
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      Your risk of catching an infectious disease vs my obesity and slothfulness. May the best unfortunate situation transpire.
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      Glob, were playing king of the hill over this shadow board and I shall dominate because this is my board now
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    Theorizing that one could jet pack within his own internet, Dr. Qubhed led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top-secret project known as Tallon Zek Times. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Qubhed prematurely stepped into the project accelerator, and vanished.

    He awoke to find himself in an old post, suffering from partial lurkdom and facing a mirror username that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own message board was maintained through private mail transmissions with Al, the project observer, who appears in the form of a instant message, that only Dr. Qubhed can see and read. Trapped in the posts, Dr. Qubhed finds himself leaping from thread to thread, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next reply will be the link to his homepage.