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I feel like constantly respawning as Fippy Darkpaw gives more hell vibes

Could you imagine how boring heaven would be though? Its not like you can start breaking all the rules once you get there.

With great power cums great responsibility and I have enough problems as it is

But I have no illusions as to who will be inside who the most. I am not a strong man.

Thats actually a really solid line. But I'm not talking about werewolves but rather were as to become as our love making will make us one.

And yes I didn't use an apostrophe in were because I meant it like werewolves

Were gonna bone so thoroughly

April 29 so I'm like you after pushing me out of my forum- a Tore-ass.

Its the smell of you trying to push me out of *my* forum. Smell like bullshit.

This forum is dead without me. I haven't pooped in four days in protest and because of bad diet

Im going to tell her you said you improved one of her recipes and you're going to be in so much trooooouble

PS everybody knows Raisin Bran is the superior cereal for maximum colon blow.

You guys are stinking up my shadow board.

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But if done with the correct technique you shouldn't feel the knitting needles at all. Like a sword swallower for your little downstairs mou

Like your dick is a little sword swallower

Then next we can discuss which is more fun- getting kicked in the dick super hard or pushing knitting needles directly into your pee hole

Your risk of being impaled by a freshly removed football sized dildo with no fanned base vs my choking in a cheeto dust storm

Your risk of catching an infectious disease vs my obesity and slothfulness. May the best unfortunate situation transpire.

Glob, were playing king of the hill over this shadow board and I shall dominate because this is my board now