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[Stuff Skoaldiak]

I went to the Sprint store yesterday to get a new wireless stick, or whatever the fuck the proper name for it is, and as I was waiting for the mesh of attendants who were busy updating their facebook page from single to in a relationship (lies) while trying to avoid eye contact with any potential customers except the guy from McDonald's who smelled like french fries.  He had a herd of subconsciously effected Sprint fatties orbiting his body like turds circling the bowl.

In the midst of this there was a man, his back to the counter, his sunglasses on in doors, his goatee and beard pencil thin and snaking along his chin line and connecting his sideburns.  This precision was in stark contrast to the mullet which lazily rested upon his beefy shoulders and his converse high tops with the top three ringlets folded down. His hands were on his hips and his head was thrown back with a countenance that was so oddly cocky I was convinced that, despite his appearance, he may at any moment tell Scarlet O'Hara that frankly my dear he did not give a damn.  

On his head he wore a  SPAWN hat - on his chest he wore a SPAWN shirt.

Being that the movie is what? 10 years old? and really was a shitfest in its time his choice of dress was, interesting, to say the least. Not just the SPAWN shirt, but also the matching SPAWN hat...

So naturally I gravitated towards this guy and as I approached he, with his left arm across his ample midsection,  made a slight bow - not a head nod, a half smile or any other acceptable form of recognition of another human being, no - a slight bow.  Despite the blaring alarms of warning and red lights flashing inside my mind I continued towards this man and struck up a conversation by pointing to his shirt and saying "so do you like the movie SPAWN?"

Now, it's hard to overstate the response I received from my question - immediately his entire demeanour changed from one of social oddity to a mix between the joy of a child on Christmas morning and the religious fervor of a shi'te strapped with explosives and his finger on the trigger. He stood up straight, removed his hat and looked at it longingly as you would expect one to gaze upon a picture of a dead relative, raised his head and looked me directly in the eye and with a swagger reserved only for those who have just slain an enemy in single combat and rescued a princess and said:

"Dude, I was IN that movie"

Immediately I realized two things -

1) There was no possible way short of bludgeoning this man to death with the Smart Phone display that I was going to avoid the ensuing conversation and

2) I had just made this mans day.  He woke up this morning and adorned these SPAWN related treasures -  in the hopes that, someone - ANYONE - would make the inquiry I just did so that he could respond in the scripted manner he had so painstakingly practiced in front of every mirror between here and 1993. 

He began speaking about SPAWN as if quoting scripture and pushed his fan club and contact information on me as if they were sacred, ancient wisdon that would save my sinners soul.  He was relentless - oblivious to the 100,000 watt creepy vibe he was transmitting when he licked his lips as he spoke and the standard social norms that would indicate disinterest or, dare I say, fear. 

...long story short I counted myself lucky to escape with my life and have to go back today to get my wifi stick some other time.

[Knitting]

I saw this in the store and thought it might be fun. I like online games and usually find them relaxing and fun to play with others. This game was not.

I checked forums to find a popular server so I would be able to start on one with a lot of people. I chose Ghallandra server. I logged in my new Wizard and for the first hour I was completely alone. There wasn't another person anywhere. At first I thought there were lol, but it turned out they were Computer people. So.. I trudged through the starter quests alone and eventually left the area on the boat for what I hoped to be the actual fun game. For the start, I will say the graphics are very nice.

I reached The harbor. The next area after the start quest. I saw people running around. This got my hopes up. Until I tried to communicate with them. During the entire time I was there, there was maybe 3 lines of text appear in my general chat. Nobody was talking at all. I found a tavern and asked some questions about where I should start. Nothing. not a singal response. Nada zip nothing. Now come on.. I was a pretty cute wizard. Somebody could have at least said Hi to me.

Finally I figured out how to get the quests started. I ended up doing a couple of the first ones by myself. Again. I died alot, since Wizards are evidently not supposed to travel the dungeons by themselves.

I asked people how to use the grouping menu. No answer. After a bit, I finally figured it out on my own and off I went. I ended up joining a group of 4 that said they were off to do the starting quests in the harbor. Said as in that's what was in the grouping menu they had up. Well, I have no clue what happened. They ran through the dungeons so fast I had no clue what was going on. The game does have a nice voice thing so you can actually talk to people in your group. It was nice that is till the person leading the group started yelling at me that I was holding him up. I was trying to read the description of some loot I got out of a chest and he started actually yelling at me. Well I just followed them till they were done with the dungeon, said I had to go and left.

I went to the forums to see if I could get some help. I messaged that I was upset at the lack of communication in the game and with the fact that there was virtually nothing to do for a new player other than walk around a deserted starter town and then try to group up with people for quests they obviously had done serveral times before.

The responses in the forum made my decision to quit this game pretty quickly for me. A group of more socially repressed, elitist, jerks you will never find. I have never had this sort of response from online games or the related forums before. I was basically told that it was my fault and that I should have researched the game I was buying before I got it. Told that I must have been lying and that there were lots of people on "their" servers. Told that I need to join a guild and that It was my own falt for joing a PuG (pick up group I am guessing that meant) and that maybe this wasn't the game for me and I should just leave.

So I did and I suggest you don't make the same mistake. Evidently this game is made for a small group of socially backward individuals that feel free to insult people wherever and whenever they like..... as long as it's behind the annonymity of the internet I bet though.

Pass on this game. It shouldn't be an online game. I didn't get an online feel from it. It seemed very dead actually.

Sorry to be so negative, but I dislike wasting 50 bucks and then being insulted for wasting my time trying to figure it out.

I probably was the only actual female playing the game. lol

[gildis dhorentath]

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[Knitting]

Back in the Gay, where you grinded against a smegma encrusted dick All Day, and it was uphills both ways   

[globally banned]

'You are being shagged by a rare parrot' - Last Chance To See - BBC Two

[Knitting]

I would never hurt an Anonymous, I love them... even if they don't love me...

[Knitting]

I don't like thieves, I just can't bring myself to like somebody who steals credit card information or jacks planes. Its neat in a video game, but you don't see me grabbing a shotgun and going to Washington D.C. and saying:

"I've come to get health insurance and kickass, and I'm all out of health insurance." *cocks shotgun*.

[Knitting]

Taco, oh Taco.
My Taco Supreme.
Cheese of Yellow, Lettuce of Green.
Just enough Beef, Tomato, Sour cream.
Good all alone, or served with some beans!

[Arogarn]

classics this shit

[Qubhed]

shit this classics

[Grade AAA Egg]

this shits classics

[TulionKT]

unf

[Knitting]

She wore a dirt thong
She got a diggity diggity duh dirt thong
She got a dirt thong
She got a dirty in her dirt thong
she wore a dirt thong
she got a diggity dig uh dirty dirt thong
She got a pussy in her diggity duh dirt thong
she wore a dirt thong.

[Grade AAA Egg]

i have a strange vendetta against this thread

[Knitting]

Hello, since none of the guilds I consider to be of fair quality or higher are recruiting right now, I made a reverse app. If your guild wants to try me out as a trial, you must fill out the following app, then contact me by mail or PMs in game in order to find out how to submit your answers!

About me:
- I've been playing on this server totally unguilded and with no resources since late Aug of this year.
- I've been in guilds that have cleared ALL content in both previous expansions.
- I have typically played caster DPS and or healing classes in the past.
- I have at least some experience with all current content, with a small exception.

Here is the app you must complete:

1.) How long has your guild in its current form been raiding?

2.) Has there ever been any content current or in the past that your guild was unable to clear? If so, why?

3.) What nights do you typically raid on? At what times do these raids start (clearify server time, or US timezone)?

4.) How many (rogue class) trials are currently raiding with your guild? If any, do you feel that additional rogue trials (IE myself) would still have a potential spot on the guild?

5.) Please describe your expectations in full detail.

6.) There are a few things strange about my current gear profile. Explain in detail what they are.
(*note: if you cannot figure out where to obtain my current gear profile, I recommend seeking a psych/mental eval from a trained professional)

7-10.) There are seven raiders - A shaman, a druid, a priest, a mage, a paladin, a warrior, and a deathknight, each fulfilling a certain role - DPS, MT healing, tanking, and DPS/offhealing. There are five available raid spots to be filled, thus only 5 of the raiders will get an invite. This particular raid is attempting a new raid boss that involves the use of vehicles, so many of the classes above would be able to provide the raid with a role they normally could not. The needs of the raid are as follows:
- Exactly 2 MT healers are needed.
- The druid is DPS/offhealing, and is invited no matter what.
- The deathknight is only invited if it is a tank.
- The mage is only invited if it is DPSing.
- The shaman won't get an invite to the raid if the priest gets an invite.
- If both the paladin and the priest get invites, at least one of them isn't healing the main tank.

7.) Which of the following could be a complete list of the raiders that got an invite?
A.) The paladin, the mage, the druid, the priest, the shaman.
B.) The paladin, the mage, the druid, the warrior, the priest.
C.) The deathknight, the paladin, the mage, the druid, the priest.
D.) The deathknight, the paladin, the mage, the warrior, the shaman.
E.) The deathknight, the paladin, the druid, the priest, the shaman.

8.) If the warrior will not be invited to the raid, then the raid must invite each of

the following except for:
A.) A tanking deathknight
B.) A MT healing shaman
C.) A MT healing paladin
D.) A MT healing priest
E.) A DPSing mage

9. )If the warrior is invited to DPS, then which of the following must be true:
A.) The DK is invited.
B.) The Mage is not invited.
C.) Two DPS are invited.
D.) A tanking paladin is invited.
E.) An MT healing shaman is invited.

10.) Finally, which of the following is a pair that both could be invited together?
A.) A tanking paladin, and an MT healing shaman.
B.) A tanking paladin, and a DPS warrior.
C.) A tanking paladin, and a DPSing priest.
D.) A DPSing warrior, and a tanking priest.
E.) A DPSing warrior, and a DPS/offhealing shaman.

11.) You are given two eggs that will both break when dropped from the same pre-determined height, and have decided that the conversion scale for the height at which either egg will break is to be measured by dropping the eggs from floors of a 100 story tall office building. Dropping an egg counts as one trial, and you MUST have the solution down to the exact floor at which the eggs would break when dropped from at the time that the second egg breaks. What is the minimum number of trials that it would take to find the exact floor at which the eggs will break in a worst case scenario? Explain your answer.

12.) Is there any additional information you would like to know about me, or would like me to know about your guild?

[Loke Fenrisfader]

wat ?

[Stuff Skoaldiak]

florida 42 alabama 10 - Rayde SZ

Florida 14 Alabama 28 - Ziakas Rubicante

Florida - 24 Alabama 23 - Doldil

If both teams score more than 30 points, Florida wins the game for sure.


I think the game will be a hard fought 27-17 win for Florida. - BanadenHR

Florida by a zillion. I don't know why you think it might be close. - OrigZeatanas

SEC game Florida wins cuz Teebus is god - Atraleto

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Have some balls, make a prediction - ALABAMA 34 FLORIDA 27 - Stuff Skoaldiak

[CanadaEQ]

11.) You are given two eggs that will both break when dropped from the same pre-determined height, and have decided that the conversion scale for the height at which either egg will break is to be measured by dropping the eggs from floors of a 100 story tall office building. Dropping an egg counts as one trial, and you MUST have the solution down to the exact floor at which the eggs would break when dropped from at the time that the second egg breaks. What is the minimum number of trials that it would take to find the exact floor at which the eggs will break in a worst case scenario? Explain your answer.

33,11,3,1

4? dual binary search?

[AgelessDrifter]

11.) You are given two eggs that will both break when dropped from the same pre-determined height, and have decided that the conversion scale for the height at which either egg will break is to be measured by dropping the eggs from floors of a 100 story tall office building. Dropping an egg counts as one trial, and you MUST have the solution down to the exact floor at which the eggs would break when dropped from at the time that the second egg breaks. What is the minimum number of trials that it would take to find the exact floor at which the eggs will break in a worst case scenario? Explain your answer.

33,11,3,1

4? dual binary search?

huh? Explain

[Loke Fenrisfader]

[Knitting]

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[CanadaEQ]

11.) You are given two eggs that will both break when dropped from the same pre-determined height, and have decided that the conversion scale for the height at which either egg will break is to be measured by dropping the eggs from floors of a 100 story tall office building. Dropping an egg counts as one trial, and you MUST have the solution down to the exact floor at which the eggs would break when dropped from at the time that the second egg breaks. What is the minimum number of trials that it would take to find the exact floor at which the eggs will break in a worst case scenario? Explain your answer.

33,11,3,1

4? dual binary search?

huh? Explain

I completely misread the question

[AgelessDrifter]

Oh. What did you think it was asking? I looked for "dual binary search" around the internet but found nothing.

[Stuff Skoaldiak]

Read my TITS

22 SEC Championships / 13 National Championships.

[Knitting]

First watch. Seven bells
Cedric found in rum closet again.
Disciplined.

First watch. Eight bells
Watches changed. All is well.

Middle watch. One bell
Cedric found attempting to to break into
Captain's wine cabinet. Disciplined.

Middle watch. Two bells
Cedric climbed rigging. Became tangled
and fell. Attended by ship's surgeon. Sent
below to sober up.

Middle watch. Four bells
Bottle of rum found in Cedric's pants.
Disciplined.

Middle watch. Five bells
Cedric's clothes found. Cedric found separately.
Cedric disciplined.

Middle watch. Six bells
Cedric singing loudly. Woke Captain.
Cedric disciplined by Captain.

Middle watch. Eight bells
Watches changed. All quiet. Two men
sent to locate Cedric.

Morning watch. One bell
Fire in Captain's quarters. All hands
roused. Throwing powder overboard.

[Knitting]

Most female quilboar do not follow the males' path of the warrior. On occasion, a female child displays such unnatural strength that the shaman deems her a man. She then trains as a warrior and lives in all ways like a male, even taking female mates. Tribal legend holds that such unions have occasionally produced an exceptional quilboar warrior

Murlocs extract a greenish mucus from the colored head fin of threshadons for use by chieftains as a powerful aphrodisiac

Harpies capture males of other humanoid races and force them to mate. These unfortunates are often hobbled to keep from escaping. Given the circumstances, seduction is out of the question. Harpies resort to magic and potions to ensure cooperation, and employ their captives until they succumb to disease and malnutrition...

[Knitting]

[Knitting]

Oh, NOW You Get MAD

You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a
President.

You didn’t get mad when the president ignored the clear and timely warning that
terrorists were going to hijack planes and fly them into the WTCs.

You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate
energy policy.

You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.

You didn’t get mad when the weapons inspectors, who said there were no WMDs, were
ignored.

You didn’t get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.

You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.

You didn’t get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.

You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden.

You didn’t get mad when hundreds of thousands of people died in Iraq.

You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans, drown.

You didn’t get mad when we gave a 900 billion tax break to the rich.

You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the
right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption,
torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you,
but helping other Americans…oh hell no.

Author unknown

[Knitting]

>>    Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:21:08 No.220124XXX

    I guess I could share my life story, maybe it inspires someone.

    I was a kid with odd social characteristics. I had tough time understanding how social activities worked. I couldn't play with other kids, I didn't know how to. I had odd mannerisms and a long hair to add to it, so it was natural that I was the one everyone bullied and never wanted to be with.
    My parents didn't have much money and it was the times of depression, so we had to move all the time. Even if I could make friends, all the daycare places considered me an outsider as I was always the new odd kid with long hair. I never stopped trying though.

    My dad was a workaholic and he couldn't express himself at all. He came home few times a week in the evening and was always grumpy, and he was the one who beat me when I screwed up. I never had one conversation with him and I was mostly just scared of him.
    My mother had her own issues. She had never achieved anything, so she put her trust of success on her child. That child wasn't me.
    It was my sister, two years older than me, always perfect at everything, no doubt because my mother put such expectations and responsibility on her shoulders. She could hear her crying at night sometimes. Couldn't blame her, I did too.
    To my mother I was the exact opposite to my sister. I was just "the other kid" to her. She didn't trust me, acknowledge me, accept me as an actual person.
    I had no place, I remember wondering if I was more important to my family than our German shepherd, and I really didn't know the answer.

    I was in this large daycare center with around two hundred kids. I couldn't make friends with one. In the breaks I would climb into this tower where no one would see me, and cry my heart out when the other kids were playing, and when the bell rang pull myself together, put on a smile and go back in, until the next break. This was daily life back then, I was six years old.

>>   Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:21:50 No.220124XXX

    >>220124611
    I do, more than anything. I'm almost tempted to post my MSN, but not with this many trolls around.

>>   Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:22:27 No.220125XXX

    >>220124807
    I entered school with high hopes. I thought if I would do well, my mother would finally acknowledge me. The kids were cruel as ever, but I would be the top of my class in every subject. The school had only two grades and after two years when we left there was a ceremony where they would give a stipend to the best student of the school. I was called up. I also got the perfect school report with it. I couldn't bring home anything better than this. I frolicked home to show it to my mother, I would finally be acknowledged. I stepped in, my aunt was in the kitchen with my mother. I showed her the stipend and the report. She said "that's nice", and continued her conversation. A wave of disbelief and hopelessness went through me, I stood there for some time, and then went to my room.

    The same year my parents divorced. At that point it just blended in to my every day life. They fought daily and yelled and put me and my sister in between them, all the good stuff.
    Then the day came when my father finally would leave for good. He was sitting in this van outside, and he called my sister there. I was watching in the window with my mother. They were talking, my sister started crying, my dad would still talk. My mother said "your dad is asking her to move with him". At this moment my world darkened. Everything went blurry, I didn't hear anything, I sank into myself. He didn't ask me. I was even less loved. I felt a realization sinking in, from the darkness awoke clarity of understanding. "I am alone. For ten years I've fought my hardest, but nothing has changed. It will not change. I will always be alone, and accepting it is the only way I can exist in this world. The only way I can survive this solitude is if I don't need others. I will live only for myself, I will love only myself. This is reality for me". I left the window and went to my room, reborn. I was ten years old.

>>   Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:23:09 No.220125XXX

    Nobody's perfect, douchebag. If you have had traumatic events in your life that have affected you socially, go meet other people that have traumatic events in their life effect them socially. Stop fucking bitching and do something about it. /b is not going to help you be less lonely.

>>   Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:23:16 No.220125XXX

    >>220125167
    After that I stopped caring about my grades, I had worked only to appease my mother. My feelings for my family died, they became strangers. Years later my step dad beat my mom, I didn't even blink. I never got a girlfriend, I never wanted one. I never got close friends, I never wanted any.

    I'm not in pain anymore, I'm not hurt for lacking what I don't need. But I'm not happy. My pain came from not having what makes one happy, so when to get rid of the pain, I got rid of happiness. I can't remember what being loved or loving feels like, I'm not even sure if I've ever felt those feeling.
    But I do feel a little sick inside. Years after that incident I realized that had I not given up my humanity, I could have been happy. I could have had a girlfriend to love, I could have had friends. I could have enjoyed life if I waited longer. But I've lost all that now. It was a self-realizing prediction of future, now I am alone forever.

    I hope my story inspires someone, I go back lurking.

>>    Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:34:20 No.220128XXX

    >>220125399
    life isnt over for you man and your humanity is still with you. it always is, you're just denying it the same way it was denied to you. but you can change all this and become someone your parents were not. love and be loved (albeit not be everyone). transcend the fucked up world they gave you, there is a better world out there and someone to love, there simply is. the world is huge and it is not just one person who could love you - love can be found anywhere. and should you have a kid you'll know what to do.. exactly what your parents didnt do. By sucking so hard they created someone who knows how not to fuck up.

[Knitting]

So I hit Jade last night. Now I ahve never hit a girl but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and I was going to be just like him. My dad isn't perfect but he loved me and my mother and just kept going on and on until I just lost it. It just happened. My fist reared and I smashed her right in the nose. I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood coming out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall.

She and I just sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off but I haven't heard from the cops yet so I should be ok. I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared

And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget yo home to bel-air I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle on my throne as the prince of bel-air