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« on: February 05, 2010, 11:39:41 PM »

SAM DA MAN
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 11:58:23 PM »

Damn, he no longer has that flickr account!

He was DA MAN!
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Lets be serious for a second... anal sex with a shemale, anal sex with a woman... is there a difference?
the girl has herpes on her mouth haha. She doesn't look half bad though.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 12:36:23 AM »

THE DEATHWALKER
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 01:25:46 AM »

He has his own website:   http://www.samdeathwalker.com/


Just found it by searching Google, so can't say how bizzare or NSFW it is yet.............
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 01:30:33 AM »

He has his own website:   http://www.samdeathwalker.com/


Just found it by searching Google, so can't say how bizzare or NSFW it is yet.............


Lol... the fucker won't let you read or post in his stupid forum without paying $0.49 per 6 months:



1. You agree you are 18 years of age or older.

2. You understand the fee to register/subscribe is 49 cents for 6 months recurring. You cannot read or post in the forums unless you pay. To pay after you register go to UserCP down almost to the bottom on the left click on “paid subscriptions”. Only Paypal is accepted.

3. You understand the owner of the Site, Sam Ferris (Sam DeathWalker), was convicted of consentual sex with a 15 year and 17 year old in 1984, and has not been arrested for any activities dealing with minors since then. He also fought for the adolescents constitutional right to choose their partners in Federal Court: http://openjurist.org/891/f2d/715

4. The following actions will get you banned without warning and you will have to pay 49 cents again:

A. Use of the word "pedophile" or “pedo” or misspellings thereof (pedophile deals with children under the age of 13: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia) this site has a section dealing with changing the age of consent laws to 15. You can use the correct term Ephebophilia or Ephebophile: ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia).

B. Encouraging anyone to violate existing laws. Although this site supports changing the laws to 15 no one here is allowed to encourage anyone to violate any current law. This includes encouraging violence against anyone for any reason.

C. Discussion about sex with someone under the age of 15 or under the age of consent in the place you are talking about, whichever is lower.

D. Posting of any nude pictures of anyone (ISP won’t allow), normal pictures of individuals over the age of 15 is ok as long as such material would not be deemed obscene anywhere in the United States.

E. No unreasonably repetitive posts and no bunch of one or two line posts. Say what you want to say one time and try not to repeat.

F. No forum disruption with a bunch of gifs or super long or wide posts that say nothing and just contain pictures or words more then once or twice.

G. You agree that you will refer to anyone aged 15-17 as an adolescent.

H. You agree to limit anything to do with sex to the Age of Consent sub forum and not derail MMO gaming threads with such talk.

I. If a new issue comes up you wont be banned but if I change your post that’s a warning that next time yur out yur 49 cents.

5. You agree that Sam Ferris is not responsible for any member post except his own; you are liable for anything illegal you do; when buying or selling anything from someone on this site through the used gaming items forum you are completely responsible for dealing with the poster. Sam Ferris is not responsible for any result of any kind from any purchase or sale of items in that forum.

6. You agree everything on this site is Copyright Sam Ferris 2009. All Rights Reserved.
Although the administrators and moderators of Sam DeathWalker will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the author, and neither the owners of Sam DeathWalker, nor Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. (developers of vBulletin) will be held responsible for the content of any message.

By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

The owners of Sam DeathWalker reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.

I have read, and agree to abide by the Sam DeathWalker rules.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 02:25:51 AM »

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If you met me at the Def Leppard Concert at the ShoreLine on September 2nd, 2009

or the Mettallica Concert at the HP Pavilion on December 12th, 2009

you can email me at samferis@pacbell.net
or call me (Sam) at 408 578 3579.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 09:50:31 AM »

or mashed potatoes without gravy!

even though I don't like you :p

I am vegetarian.

Mashed potatoes are absolutely delicious without gravy.  I like cracked pepper, butter and chives on mine thx.

Also, they are best if you leave 50% of the skins on.  Texture = yes.

Sam I cannot believe that all of those chicks posed with you like that.  Don't take that offensively (how could you?)  How did you go about getting the pictures?  Did you simply request to pose with them?  Did THEY request to pose with you?  Some of the pics are more sensual than others (you're licking the nip of a very cute girl in a very cute outfit).  Did you just go for it and if they declined you toned it down?  I don't imagine that could work very well.

SURPRISINGLY none of those girls look like they're standing next to the old creepy guy.  Is it just your persona or what man?



Edit: On some real, unadulterated shit I've been on these forums since I was 11 Sam.  I am now 21.  NO ONE in the history of TZT has done what they wanted to do more than you have or be better at it than you are.  You're not a god amongst men but rather a god amongst gods, yet a god who realizes himself.  I doubt what people think of you means much at all, but I am very proud of you.  You are the kind of human being I admire.  You don't hurt people (from what I can tell), you're a little eccentric, and yet you still manage to have an absolute blast, and it looks like the people around you have a blast too.

Thanks for being alive m8.  Stay at it.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 04:20:46 PM »

tulli's hero is a convicted sex offender
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2010, 04:50:37 PM »

420 bang kids like every day
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2010, 05:01:28 PM »

salright so who is going to call sam and record the conversation
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2010, 08:01:52 PM »

theres an awesome foh thread about sam da man
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 08:20:08 AM »

is that an actual C&P from his site?
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2010, 10:44:37 PM »

I`m going to text him right now
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2010, 10:48:32 PM »

ah poo. it`s a land line.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 12:36:35 AM »

we called up Sam once to get him to play on the emu server. Asked him what his fav kind of pie is (it's cherry)   smitten 



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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2010, 02:36:22 AM »

we called up Sam once to get him to play on the emu server. Asked him what his fav kind of pie is (it's cherry)   smitten 



SAM DA MAN


oh shit I remember being on vent for that.  Cancerface made the call i believe
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 03:48:09 AM »

4-5 years back when I posted on the sz forums I would constantly try to arrange a RL meet-up with sam, because he's a slum lord in San Jose and at the time my gf was living in San jose. he wouldn't fucking take me up on it. FUCK YOU FOREVER SAM
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 01:36:45 PM »

god when i posted and played on sz i called up sam and recorded the conversation.  i wish i still had it.  i asked him about drugs and he said it was kids stuff in his creepy jolly old convicted sex offender voice.
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 02:07:09 PM »

hahaha i remember that 'kids stuff' comment
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 02:07:40 PM »

lso sam puts fucking ice cream in his coffee every morning and eats godawfully weird combinations of food
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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2010, 02:23:33 PM »

do you remember the picture segs drew in ms paint of the dungeon and the monitor falling and killing someone.  the text was like fuck now whose gonna play samromancer.
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2010, 02:48:46 PM »

haha yeah, I think I actually have that saved on an old hard drive thats rotting in a basement somewhere
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2010, 05:18:26 PM »

you SZers know a little too much about samdaman
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 05:49:40 PM »

sam is great.  i've never talked to a more shameless person in my life.  even when getting arrested for getting a blow job from a 15 year old he's still all smiles.  sam knows what he wants and he TAKES it regardless of what ppl think of him.
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