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« Reply #960 on: December 03, 2009, 07:13:17 AM »

Shut up and go back to posting on topics that you have little knowledge of with an undeserved sense of superiority Sven.

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« Reply #961 on: December 03, 2009, 07:27:31 AM »

Qubhed is so fat that when he sit around the campfire he sits AROUND the campfire.

Qubhed is so fat that when he wears a red jumpsuit people yell out, "Hey, Koolaid!"

Qubhed is so fat that when he jumps on a trampoline it causes periodic solar ecclipses for the whole midwest.

Qubhed is so fat that he will die alone because nobody could ever love him.

I am very offended by my fatist tirade. Ban me immediately.
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« Reply #962 on: December 03, 2009, 07:29:57 AM »

I concur HEY WAIT
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« Reply #963 on: December 03, 2009, 07:44:44 AM »


*ZING* I'll be sure to stay out of your way from now on.
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« Reply #964 on: December 03, 2009, 12:50:32 PM »

I've never called someone fat who wasn't actually fat.  coolsmiley  That's the kind of guy I am.
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« Reply #965 on: December 03, 2009, 05:03:44 PM »

I would not have sex with any of you except maybe Rulan or Globally Banned. I am all about affirmative action.

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« Reply #966 on: December 04, 2009, 04:46:40 AM »

I've never called someone fat who wasn't actually fat.  coolsmiley  That's the kind of guy I am.

I think it's just the color of Q's shirt that makes him look fatty fat
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« Reply #967 on: December 04, 2009, 04:49:48 AM »

I've never called someone fat who wasn't actually fat.  coolsmiley  That's the kind of guy I am.

I think it's just the color of Q's shirt that makes him look fatty fat

No I think it's his face.





























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« Reply #968 on: December 04, 2009, 01:30:40 PM »

I see a banana, Betty Page, Tom Cruise, and ???
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« Reply #969 on: December 04, 2009, 03:58:58 PM »

Betty Page wannabe's are always ffffrrreeeeeaaaks   afro
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« Reply #970 on: December 04, 2009, 04:24:58 PM »

It's not the clothes that make ya look fat......it's the fat that makes you look fat.
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« Reply #971 on: December 04, 2009, 04:52:39 PM »

It's not the clothes that make ya look fat......it's the fat that makes you look fat.

STOP SAYING THOSE THINGS DAD!
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« Reply #972 on: December 04, 2009, 08:17:42 PM »


The one on my left  is like an 80s aerobics girl Cindy Crawford-esque video.

PS: I was a sexed up commercial airplane pilot. Was fun. I advice people to do it...arrive all nice, elegant and cleaned up...and ask your gfs to kiss and ravage your costume.
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« Reply #973 on: December 04, 2009, 11:10:13 PM »

SWEET leopard couch and matching curtains Knip  afro
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« Reply #974 on: December 04, 2009, 11:23:23 PM »

haha ya they are pretty fabulous, but they belong to the martini bar  cRaZy!!!
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« Reply #975 on: December 25, 2009, 07:17:52 AM »

I had no idea who "Rapist of Horses" was, but fortunately it was obvious from the pictures.
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« Reply #976 on: December 25, 2009, 07:21:13 AM »

Pretty much Smiley
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« Reply #977 on: December 25, 2009, 08:49:14 AM »

tucc you're starting to look really old man, and you're also getting fat.
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« Reply #978 on: December 25, 2009, 03:09:52 PM »

Really? 
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« Reply #979 on: December 26, 2009, 12:56:33 AM »

well i don't know about your body, but you're gaining some weight in your face. the same thing happened to me a year and a half or so ago (see my youtube videos for proof) when I got injured and wasn't working for 6 months.
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