[SCIENCE] itt u guys recommend me a good electric food processor ty

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  1. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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  2. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Onions are ok. You seem to like them a whole bunch, though.

    Food allergies are the worst form of human weakness. I'd like to help you out here, but I can't do it on principle.
     
  3. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    i am also fatally allergic 2 imbibing fish or shellfish

    and deeply lactose intolerant to the point that i am miserable for a week if i have any dairy

    my plan is to become allergic to all food one day so i can be the most persecuted of them all
     
  4. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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  5. AgelessDrifter

    AgelessDrifter TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    Vitamix or bust
     
  6. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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  7. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    you spend $6.50 on coffee, so you might as well get the overpriced yuppie blender

    then you might be ready for Apple products

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  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    also I have a $15 piece of shit from walmart

    I'm not sure why I even own one. What does one actually use a food processor for?
     
  9. Vlaara

    Vlaara Maaruk the Mighty

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    I hear the Ninja isn't bad, but I use an old hand held Cuisinart.
     
  10. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

    Kanmuk_Sealclubber Yes

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    Ah Vitamix. The thing you buy because your new girlfriend wants to be "Blender Buddies", but don't use a month later once you realize you were both just kidding about Healthy Living 365 being important to you.

    The hand held is way easier and just as effective the two times a month you decide to chop up some spinach and kale because you're getting serious about your health STARTING TOMORROW.
     
  11. Czer

    Czer I'm a poor person. The lambo is my cousin's.

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    Big powerful blender, get a Ninja, everything else electronic in your kitchen get Kitchenaid or Cuisinart, and Omega for juicers.
     
  12. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    processing food
     
  13. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    i just bought a coffee maker 4 my home & supplies to make my own mocha light frapps @ home

    just 4 u bby bc of ur compelling arguments + apple man's face

    dont u let any1 ever tell u posting all the time on tzt cant help u change the world
     
  14. Vlaara

    Vlaara Maaruk the Mighty

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  15. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Slap chop
     
  16. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    I've never owned a food processor that wow'ed me enough to be memorable so that i could remember and recommend it. I mean they basically fall into the same category as a hammer or eggbeater like aren't they all just basically the same unless they fall apart
     
  17. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    That said I'd probably just look at what's highly rated and cheap on Amazon like basically everything else i buy these days
     
  18. Kilinitic

    Kilinitic 6,000 feet beyond man and time

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    Plz move to tech forums kkthx
     
  19. Holystrife

    Holystrife What the fuck did you just try to put in my ass?

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    Vitamix. My wife is a health nut (opposites attract) and she uses it for everything.
     
  20. John Zee

    John Zee Good news everyone!

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    Are there gas powered food processors that I'm unaware of?

    If there are you should get one cause it prob has more power and is therefore better and more manly.