Patriotism y'all

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Utumno, Oct 12, 2017.

  1. Utumno

    Utumno Administrator Staff Member

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    Heh, from my pal who was at a concert:

    Americans are fucking strange. I’m taking a piss during the National Anthem and there were actually men holding their dicks in one hand, with their other over their hearts.

    Some were even singing...
     
  2. Vlaara

    Vlaara Maaruk the Mighty

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    I'm not seeing the problem here.
     
  3. Ssalam

    Ssalam TZT Abuser

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    Me either. I actually hold my dick in one hand and put my hand over my heart with the other no matter where I hear the National Anthem.
     
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  4. Samassi Abou

    Samassi Abou TZT Abuser

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    This sort of behavior was common in other countries too.

    Many decades ago.
     
  5. Vlaara

    Vlaara Maaruk the Mighty

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  6. xanontz

    xanontz Juggalo Gang Member

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    gotta let your friend know that's just common, aint no need to even do that during the anthem, just hold that dick with one hand and the other over your heart cause you can, cause this is america.

    also let em know it's actually pretty damn cool to make sure you take a good look at and compliment your neighbor on his penis. Nothing makes an american man feel better than reassurance from his fellow man that his dick is big and noticed.
     
  7. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    patriotism is stupid
     
  8. Sear

    Sear TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    I will only stand for this



    everything else gets a stern kneel
     
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  9. Red

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  10. Agrul

    Agrul TZT Neckbeard Lord

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    you cant just take a man saying he met with himself out of context pal

    u gotta give us the context

    that could be a perfectly reasonable thing to say

    and maybe he doesn't even tweet about it u know? then he'd prolly be a good president. it's just the tweets

    just the tweets
     
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  11. Fais

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    Before those countries got shitty.

     
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  12. Samassi Abou

    Samassi Abou TZT Abuser

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    In fairness, that looks amazing. I've been wasting my life playing Arma.
     
  13. Fais

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    I was thinking world of tanks would be more fun :).