[Dead In 2 Weeks] DIET WORKOUT MEGATHREAD THIS TIME IT WILL STICK FOR REAL GET THOSE GAINS

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  1. TuccTZ

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    I disagree that push ups are the king of all exercises. I feel pull ups hold that title.
     
  2. TuccTZ

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    Prior to going to sleep last night my wife grabs my love handles and says "You're still holding way too much, are you still going to do the competition?" fuck. my. life. I'm still going to do it, but yeah that's in my head now. I have less than 30 days to try to lose as much as I can.
     
  3. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Pullsups are good too, but not everyone can do them without destroying themselves (see: Ageless Drifter).

    The real question, though, is: why are you married to a sociopath?
     
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  4. Red

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    Because her boobs are dynamite
     
  5. Red

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    And I mean that in a very respectful way
     
  6. TuccTZ

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    Fuck it. Dropping comp and clean bulking for a year. Time to get swole.
     
  7. Bailon

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    God damn it. I'm the same height as Chemosh. How do I fix this guys?
     
  8. Red

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    You know what is good for a clean bulk pal? Gin & tonic with pubg
     
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  9. Sear

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    u got some options

    • kill urself and reroll
    • Tom Cruise lifts + cocaine
    • harbor resentment towards tall males for the rest of ur life
    • drink Muscle Milk till u get taller
    • mind over matter (act & think like a tall person!)
    • Embrace shortness! Be YOU and so blessed. Wolverine is your new role model. You'd win lots of hypothetical fights against larger men because of your quickness. Women who are silently judging your genetic potential will know that. :oldsmile:

    ;)
     
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  10. Sear

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    also Tucc how bout u tell Sugar Tits to shut the fuck up and let u worry about how much ur holding

    30 days is plenty of time to cut whatever 0.01% fat is left on your body
     
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  11. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    Why do so many people think it is ok to admit they are 5'8"? You guys must not have enough bullies in the US.
     
  12. Bailon

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    I was too fast for my bullies, ask my girlfriend (when I get one).
     
  13. Jackpanel

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    I’m 5’ 8.5”. I’d drive my car off a bridge if I was only 5’8”
     
  14. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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  15. Bailon

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    If we're lucky, we'll get molested.
     
  16. TuccTZ

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    Switching to PHUL, and eating 2750 calories a day. Going to run this until I need to cut, rinse and repeat. Get swole brothers.
     
  17. TuccTZ

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    Let me sing you the song of my people

     
  18. Arogarn

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    Warren that workout looks fairly simple and achievable, I might try it. Although some of those compound movements I'm going to need a gym for and can't get away with just dumbbells.
     
  19. TuccTZ

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    Off Friday to Monday let’s get some gaming in.
     
  20. Kanmuk_Sealclubber

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    You're looking good Tucc, but you've got to do something about that hairstyle with that hairline.