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Spamalot / Re: describe ur dick w/ everquest terms
« on: October 09, 2016, 10:26:06 AM »
How come it took so long for this to be thought of?

Spamalot / Re: describe ur dick w/ everquest terms
« on: October 09, 2016, 03:47:46 AM »
Collapsible Fishing Pole

General Discussion / Re: In other news, this!
« on: October 04, 2016, 04:02:40 PM »
This is great stuff. Im excited that these things are advancing so quickly. I've always wanted a drone. I hope the price comes down from $1k though. Ive been wanting to snag a cheapie one but have so much shit going on i dont know if i'd get to use it all that much.

Oh so now ur gonna sleep with a star-shaped polymer?

General Discussion / Re: Hydroelectric dams create gigatons of methane
« on: October 01, 2016, 01:05:09 AM »
I'm glad ol elon looked at all the options and ended up choosing farts to power our mars voyages.

Spamalot / Re: Halloween 2016
« on: September 19, 2016, 09:16:59 PM »
Knitting, do you ever game master? I will learn d&d if you would be my game master.

Spamalot / Re: Flames comin outta yo buttho
« on: September 19, 2016, 09:15:10 PM »
This is why religion will never die. It just fuckin rulez.

Spamalot / Re: Quoted by Business Insider
« on: September 19, 2016, 09:06:32 PM »
Man. I love Daniel tosh.

General Discussion / Re: Verizon. My Nemesis.
« on: September 19, 2016, 08:55:44 PM »
Well Verizon nixed me. All is lost fellas. Not sure if I'll have the bandwidth to browse TZT  anymore. If anyone is feeling generous please mail me SD cards with new posts and topics saved to them. Also my wife wants Google "diarrhea and breastfeeding" if you could throw those search results on the card too id appreciate it.

General Discussion / Re: Courage
« on: September 12, 2016, 05:35:42 AM »
I use LG bluetooth earbuds, they have a necklace that they retract into. if they didnt have that they would just fall out and id never find them.

General Discussion / Re: Verizon. My Nemesis.
« on: September 01, 2016, 10:41:18 AM »
So i put my Verizon Unlimited account into suspended mode. My reasoning is that they are cancelling data hog accounts with a poorly written database script that flags active accounts with <100GB of data usage. So hopefully my genius ploy will allow me to bypass judgment. I just wish there was a way to know when they do the mass bans. So far i cant tell if im safe or not.

General Discussion / Re: Have you been pwned?
« on: September 01, 2016, 10:36:11 AM »
man i really need to memorize a new password. mine is so pwnd

« on: August 27, 2016, 01:44:19 AM »
I dont see how a photo like the last one is even taken. Why? Who needed that photo to be professionally produced?

look at those pointy elbows!

General Discussion / Re: HTC Vive > Oculus Rift?
« on: August 27, 2016, 12:42:48 AM »
Yeah oculus store sucks balls. I have to Google a game in there to even see what the fuck it is. But the great thing is that all steam games will work on both. Especially with rift controllers. Also I hate that Facebook is involved in oculus. Hate facebook.

General Discussion / Re: HTC Vive > Oculus Rift?
« on: August 26, 2016, 02:43:44 PM »
Once oculus releases their controllers i think it will even out. What a dumb decision to delay the controllers for so long. I just wish I didn't get sick on the crazy games. I have a friend that gets zero motion sickness. I am so jealous of him.. :(

General Discussion / Re: Not the sharpest tool in the shed
« on: August 23, 2016, 01:32:20 PM »
utumno friend

Spamalot / Re: The life of a solar panel salesman
« on: August 22, 2016, 09:09:07 PM »
thats pretty badass man, keep it up, slang them panels, what kind of deal can you get me on 30-40 panels? dont care if they are like 265s or some shit either, i like the cheap ones.

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 22, 2016, 12:43:31 AM »
@ fais,
I was planning on running a constellation and maybe go for some deep dark Web shit. I want to give smuggling a shot. I plan to bring elven whores to the ogres or whatever look like those two things to each other for profits.

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 22, 2016, 12:39:13 AM »
Please no one email and tell them I am leaking this secure communique.

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 22, 2016, 12:06:58 AM »
Their most extreme diplomatic policy has been enacted. I pray to God none of yall are in Aerospace Alliance. For my sake and yours.

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 22, 2016, 12:05:21 AM »
I joined some clan through the star citizen website 5 or 6 months ago. Just got this email today.

     ADI Membership,

We hate having to write emails like this, but recent events have necessitated another email to you all. A small number of ADI members have left and formed their own separate Star Citizen organization. We recognize that ADI isn't for everyone and ordinarily wish the best of luck in the game to those who make the decision to leave. In this case, however, we take exception with the actions of these individuals during their exit.
In short: the departing individuals fabricated outright lies, spread them among our members after they had resigned from ADI, and attempted to recruit and steal our existing members using those false statements. This is completely unacceptable behavior for an organization.
As a result of these events, ADI is enacting our most extreme diplomatic policy, and it is a decision that we do not make lightly. The members of Aerospace Alliance are now on our Kill-On-Sight list. Any member of ADI that is found to be associating with members of Aerospace Alliance (in game, on a voice chat server, or otherwise) will be asked to leave ADI immediately - this is part of our no-drama policy and is for the best interests of everyone in the org.
If you've been contacted by members of this org, or any other org, please contact a staff member or email us at and let us know what is going on.
The staff understands that members may have questions about our decision, and we will be happy to answer them on Mumble.
Thanks, BoD   

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 21, 2016, 02:41:41 AM »
The sheer amount of gameplay proposed is insane. So far i fucking LOVE going to the PvP station and hiding out. I take great pains to fly my ship into weird nooks to hide it so the place looks safe for exploring. then ill sneak out and take their ship and hide that too so they think they got marooned and ask for someone to come save them from being stranded at this hostile station. then i either kill them, or wait for more people to show up. I love floating out in space picking people off as they get out of their ship. I used to be pretty good in ship warfare but they changed some keyboard layout so my HOTAS layout is all ruined and im too lazy to go through it all again. But Goddamn. I love this game already.

And seary, there is no pay to win. People who spend tons of cash on big bad mofuckin ships are basically just satisfying their desire to have a large yacht. Huge carriers and shit wont be flown by 1 dude trolling newbie zones. Its more like a guild might invest in a large ship as their respawn and supply base, that is also mobile and has defenses. The most deadly ships are all small fighters, although im sure big ships will be good for big vs big combat. but as is, big ships are slow, and impossible to dogfight in. Its all super logical too, so you dont have to be annoyed by that.

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 20, 2016, 06:24:45 PM »
imagine how much some people spent on Everquest. Linse used to make $70,000 a year from the lodizal shit.

General Discussion / Re: Justice Dept to end use of private prisons
« on: August 20, 2016, 07:36:06 AM »
I just can't wait for the HGTV show that remodels the prisons into upscale community living.

General Discussion / Re: 2016 Gamescon Star Citizen Demo
« on: August 20, 2016, 07:33:32 AM »
I look at it like the first do anything you want space game. It's what I wish EVE was like. It's fun to just run around a giant space ship then fly that thing somewhere. I cam picture all kinds of hijinks when the game is more playable.

General Discussion / Re: When should I beat my wife
« on: August 17, 2016, 11:11:26 PM »
Maybe Dr. Phil will have an episode about watching TV with your husband to improve your marriage, stranger things have happened.

General Discussion / So far the best thing about having babies
« on: August 17, 2016, 10:44:19 AM »

the shit you get to watch.

General Discussion / Re: No man's sky
« on: August 12, 2016, 02:08:10 PM »
downloading golden eye source. hah that looks so awesome!

General Discussion / Re: The Charles Bronson movies lied to me
« on: August 08, 2016, 10:41:50 PM »
also, this kind of crime i understand. a crime of passion. man shoots his wifes foot and is about to drive away when some guy WHO DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH OF A BITCH HIS WIFE IS comes after you with a gun, and he mean to shoot him in the foot too, but he get lucky and head shots him...

General Discussion / Re: The Charles Bronson movies lied to me
« on: August 08, 2016, 10:39:18 PM »
now single wife confirmed hot.

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