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General Discussion / If there's any Blackhawks fans -
« on: July 01, 2013, 01:01:51 PM »

feel free to ask me for a shirt. also, if there's anyone willing to advertise it on facebook + whatnot, i'll give you a cut of what it brings in.

General Discussion / first tattoo
« on: May 24, 2013, 10:13:47 PM »
don't think there's many other people from chicago on here, but was just wondering if anyone had a recommendation for an exceptional artist that doesn't have a 3 month waiting list.

General Discussion / Utumno
« on: January 07, 2013, 12:51:11 AM »

General Discussion / Knyfe the Knife
« on: January 06, 2013, 05:44:53 PM »

General Discussion / NHL lockout over?
« on: January 06, 2013, 01:18:01 PM »

my question is, whichever team wins the cup from half a season - won't that tarnish the accomplishment?

Spamalot / sors your post inspired me
« on: December 14, 2012, 02:49:07 PM »
to share some artwork.

watcha guys think? since i'm not very close to most of my family aside from my mother, this is my take on a personal heraldic coat of arms. each part of the image has a meaning or symbolizes something relevant to me, down to the nettle leaves and thistle. i plan on getting it tattoo'd on my back.

the banner says "Bona na Coroin", gaelic for 'collar nor crown'.

Spamalot / So my friend's cousin is a scumbag.
« on: June 29, 2012, 07:12:22 PM »
that's actually an understatement. any negative description of this guy is an understatement. he's such a drug addict (heroin, methadone, xanax, adderall, soma, coke, the list goes on and on and on) that  he steals money and medication from his mother, steals her jewelry (when he gets caught, he tells her he was 'cleaning it') and pawns it, steals from his sister, friends (stole 7 grand from his 'best friend'), my friend's father (he actually tried to collect his tax refund), and anyone else he can get anything from. he even stole pills that were for his dog. that were prescribed for a rash. he took 5 at once. he's also snorted cinnamon and drank hand sanitizer in hopes of catching a buzz. he's been found passed out naked in his own urine in the kitchen several times, and thinks it's hilarious when he overdoses.

he got my friend arrested because he robbed a laptop from a fucking fire station. they ran out of gas near the fire dept., so my friend told his cousin to go in and see if they could buy a gallon or two of gas, but the crew was on a call. so while my friend waited in the car, talking to his girlfriend on the phone, his cousin went into the station and took a laptop and it's charger so he could "plug it into his car and look up directions to the nearest gas station". yeah. that was his excuse. he was so fucked up on xanax that he tried to rob a fire station in a car with no gas. so the fire crew comes back and catches him getting back in the car with the laptop, they call the cops, and my friend and his cousin both get arrested.

he calls his mother a cunt, slut, bitch, etc. on a daily (more like hourly) basis if she doesn't give him her xanax or pay for him to go to the methadone clinic. he actually convinced his mother to take him to score dope by telling her he needed to pick something up from a friend.

so last week my friend beat the shit out of him after he stole $150 from the wallet that was on his dresser (he left one torn up single on the ground near my friend's room, as though their dog ate all of the big bills, then put the wallet back on the dresser, and then he proceeded to post on facebook - offering to pay for tickets to a concert if anyone would go with him), and changed my friend's e-mail passwords out of spite when he found out he was corresponding with a few different companies trying to set up interviews. my friend absolutely caved his face in, and the guy's mother wouldn't even call the cops to help her son. after he was done getting his ass kicked, he called the cops himself - who, upon arrival, told my friend that "it was about time someone kicked his ass", and wrote in the report that there were no injuries - when he was bleeding all over the place.

this guy is 27, his mother still does his laundry, breaks into cars to steal electronics to pawn for drugs, and even steals food from my friend.

last night i was hanging out with my friend, and we borrowed his aunt's laptop for half an hour so i could revise and print his resume' for him, and his cousin literally threw a tantrum. stomping around like a 5 year old, screaming at his mother that 'there's going to be a murder', and posting this on facebook from his phone:

I have to resort to using my cell phone to go on Facebook because my top-of-the-line PC only works when it feels like working and my mother and I share her laptop but she decided to let the Salvation Army borrow it so now I cant use it for another half hour.. I feel they should save one hundred or two hundred dollars to go and buy a used computer to have their own. And seriously if they can't afford that they can walk a couple blocks to the public library and use a computer there for free or like 10 or 20 cents and then they wouldn't be having to use ours all the time especially when its not really an idea thats welcomed...

also, someone else that knows him created this tumblr page:
it's pretty entertaining, although the shit he posts while on drugs might make you question your faith in humanity.

Spamalot / i hate condoms
« on: April 13, 2012, 06:07:28 PM »
i would rather get a hand job than have sex with a condom.

Spamalot / just watched Drive for the 2nd time ever
« on: April 07, 2012, 12:39:39 PM »
i really enjoy this movie, and how the main character is portrayed as surviving solely on his ability to react quickly and think on his feet (can't say i dig the lame ass scorpion jackets, though); since his social and interactive skills are so lacking.


Spoiler (hover to show)

Spamalot / raccoon dogs
« on: February 14, 2012, 11:40:03 PM »

Spamalot / this hangover, it's like a lion
« on: February 12, 2012, 02:19:31 PM »
in that i'm staying *REAL* still, hoping it will go away.

General Discussion / how is it
« on: January 01, 2012, 06:04:22 AM »
that i drank more than my best friend tonight, on top of taking half a pill of ecstasy, and ended up having to babysit him after he got falling-down drunk - to the point where he couldn't even speak? i wouldn't have minded so much, if he hadn't of tried to fight me at every turn for trying to take care of him. this is honestly the first time i'd ever seen him like this.

what the fuck is it about new year's eve that makes it impossible to have an enjoyable evening? has anyone else experienced this phenomenon?

Spamalot / tshirtberry
« on: December 13, 2011, 07:08:55 PM »
check pm's

might need some admin assistance on this if they're willing.

-if you post in this thread, you have to attach at least one picture that actually made you laugh (using the board attachment feature so we don't lose them)
-don't post pictures we've all seen 1000 times, unless they are still funny (i.e. you still laugh when you see it a year later)
-try not to repost pictures
-don't post shit that isn't funny (skellyton is not allowed to post in this thread)

Spamalot / The most pirate thing I'm willing to admit
« on: September 08, 2011, 02:14:04 AM »
i plunder that booty. savvy?

Spamalot / Why metal concerts suck.
« on: June 02, 2011, 02:02:38 AM »
Went to the Black Label Society Uranium Tour at the House of Blues yesterday. Was me, my friend, and several girls. Obviously we wanted to be close to the stage, so my friend and I ended up fending off redneck biker faggots on the edge of the mosh pit the entire night in order to prevent the girls from getting hurt. Long story short I ended up walking around on a broken ankle all night and missing a job interview today.

General Discussion / Wacom tablets
« on: May 30, 2011, 04:52:28 PM »
is the extra $1000 for the bigger cintiq worth it?

Tech Heads / so i bought a new rig.
« on: May 01, 2011, 05:51:33 AM »
and every time i try to play AC: Brotherhood it crashes after several minutes of gameplay. i've tried running it in compatibility mode and cannot figure this shit out.

General Discussion / did anyone buy AC: Brotherhood for PC?
« on: April 21, 2011, 04:29:35 PM »
if yes, how is the multiplayer? i really need a graphics card upgrade and don't know if i want to spend the money; but have been looking forward to this game for a while since i don't own a console.

General Discussion / adventures in facebook.
« on: March 06, 2011, 06:11:02 PM »
started bartending again 2 days a week. had a conversation with my step-sister on facebook after a bad night, talking lots of shit, etc. etc. never used anyone's name, never used the bar's name, and i don't use my real name on facebook; but now they are threatening to fire me unless i eat crow and sincerely apologize for it over FB.

do i talk to a lawyer or what?

Spamalot / $700 gambling
« on: February 24, 2011, 03:44:59 AM »
i wish some people would learn to roll dice.

Spamalot / shut the fuck up
« on: November 08, 2010, 12:24:07 PM »

Spamalot / the gibson
« on: October 26, 2010, 07:30:39 PM »
hack it.

Spamalot / i just finished watching Beastmaster
« on: September 10, 2010, 12:16:46 AM »
and those ugly witches have some killer bodies

General Discussion / credit card question
« on: August 31, 2010, 05:34:11 PM »
my cc company recently increased my limit by $5000. the strange part is they didn't notify me at all. no e-mail, letter, or phone call.

should i be worried about identity theft or something?

General Discussion / Monday Night Wombat
« on: August 24, 2010, 08:23:31 AM »

Spamalot / Victorian BMX
« on: August 12, 2010, 05:39:44 AM »

probably Adult Swim's best game since robot unicorn

General Discussion / how the hell do you hit a parked car?
« on: July 29, 2010, 06:51:32 AM »
honestly, how fucking awful of a driver do you have to be to hit a parked car (in a parking lot) with enough force to bend a panel, break a tail light, and leave paint and scratches all over it? i was working in the ER for 8 hours and came out to this. and the cop that took the report was a complete fucking piece of shit. acting like i was wasting his time and talking down to me. i want to kill something.

General Discussion / staminaman
« on: July 23, 2010, 04:49:59 AM »
any idea where i could buy a quality sectional sofa set?

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