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Spamalot / geico
« on: July 17, 2014, 06:35:10 PM »
i swear if they came out with a blu ray of their commercials from the last twenty years, i would buy it and the soundtrack to go with it

Spamalot / re:Thank you Knitting
« on: July 11, 2014, 08:12:47 PM »

Spamalot / i am so high
« on: July 08, 2014, 12:23:18 AM »
on caffeine

and now i cannot sleep

Spamalot / i love the tf2 community
« on: July 06, 2014, 09:14:27 AM »

Spamalot / new mail carrier
« on: July 01, 2014, 04:10:05 PM »
a woman who ran over another mail carrier, ran her personal vehicle through a wall while on the clock, and some other accident i can't remember - she just became full time, and my folks are now on her route

i told them to go ahead and buy ten new mailboxes because they'll be going through those like toilet paper

Spamalot / nothing more satisfying after a paper cut
« on: June 25, 2014, 06:32:49 PM »
than taking a pair of nail clippers and cutting off the flap of loose skin so that the wound is full exposed

Agrulian Archives / member ran forum
« on: June 25, 2014, 05:03:33 PM »


Spamalot / HE'S BACK
« on: June 24, 2014, 07:08:25 PM »

Spamalot / did not know what a syllable is until i was seventeen
« on: June 16, 2014, 07:44:57 PM »
language arts

Spamalot / advisory
« on: June 16, 2014, 05:09:37 PM »
dear board

i am banned from posting in general disgusting


Spamalot / I have returned.
« on: June 15, 2014, 03:06:35 PM »
Pray to your dead admin god that I do not return again.

Spamalot / stepped on broken glass
« on: May 14, 2014, 06:53:16 PM »
cross that off my list of misfortunes likely to occur in my lifetime

Spamalot / so how does one get permabanned from the tzt
« on: May 14, 2014, 10:27:12 AM »
without posting something illegal? i am at a ross

jish wa doosh wa jingo jingo ho ho ho

EverQuest / bump this off the front page jerks
« on: March 28, 2014, 05:57:41 PM »

Beholder Maze -512, -31 Near East Karana
East Commons 8, 4947 Near West Commons on path
East Freeport -14, -950 Boat dock
East Karana 15, 865 On bridge near North Karana
Everfrost Peaks 3139,629 Near Halas
Feerrot 1051, 905 South of Ogguk
Halas 0,0 Near Halas sign
Highpass Hold 164, 74 Northwest of the Keep
Innothule Swamp -2192, -588 Near Grobb
Kithicor Forest 1889, 3828 Near Rivervale
Lake Rathe 4183, 1213 Near South Karana
Lavastorm Mountains -1833, 154 Near Nektulos
Lower Guk Zone-in Dead Side
Misty Thicket 0, 0 Wall near archway -- Runnyeye side
Nektulos Forest -1201, -259 South of river near bridge
North Karana -284, -386 North of gypsies on path
North Ro 3538, 299 On path outside East Freeport
Oasis of Marr 450, 904 North of lake near gypsies
Ocean of Tears Sister Isle Dock
Qeynos Hills 508,83 Crossroads near Qeynos
Rathe Mountains 3825, 1831 Near gypsies
South Karana 2348,1294 Near White Bridge
South Ro 1265, 286 Near Oasis
West Commons 214, -1334 Near East Commons inn
West Freeport 335, 181 Outside city gates
West Karana 15, -531, -2.49 On path to Qeynos Hills

Butcherblock Mountains 2550, -700 Near Kaladim
Dagnor's Cauldron 2815, 320 Near Butcherblock
Greater Faydark -20, 10 Near newbie lift
Kedge Keep near zone-in now
Lesser Faydark -108, -1770 North of shadowed men
Steamfont Mountains 160, -273 Just west of windmills

Burning Woods -4942, -821 Near Dreadlands
Chardok Zone-out
City of Mist 28, -734 Near zone
Dreadlands 2806, 9565 South of wizard teleport spires
Droga 1375, 290 Zone-in area
Emerald Jungle -1223, 4648 Near Field of Bone
Field of Bone -2394, 3244 Near Cabilis
Firiona Vie -2392, 1440 Near bridge into town
Frontier Mountains -633, -4262 Near Lake of Ill Omen
Howling Stones Entrance
Karnor's Castle 0, 0 before first bridge between either zoneline
Lake of Ill Omen 6248, -6404 Near Cabilis
Overthere -241, -4263, Near Warsliks Woods
Old Sebilis Zone-in
Skyfire Mountains -1140,-4286 Right at Overthere zoneline
Swamp of No Hope 2761, 2945 Near Cabilis
Trakanon's Teeth 3868, 1486 Near Emerald Jungle
Timorous Deep Chessboard Island
Warsliks Woods -1429, -468 Near Cabilis

Acrylia Caverns Near zone to Grimling Forest
Akheva Ruins At zone to Maiden's Eye
Bazaar -821, -172 Near zone to Shadow Haven
Dawnshroud Peaks 0, 2085 Zone to Sanctus Seru
Echo Caverns 840, -800 By Shadow Haven zone
Fungus Grove -2140, -1005 Before entrance to town
Grieg's End Near the zone-in to Dawnshroud Peaks
Grimling Forest -950, 1020 Shar Vahl Outpost
Hollowshade Moor 1241, 2420 Entrance to Shar Vahl
Katta Castellum 645, -545 Zone to Tenebrous Mtns
Maiden's Eye 960, 1485 Right in front of Zone to DP
Marus Seru 0,0 Middle of Zone
Mons Letalis -1249, -623 Marus Seru Zone
Netherbian Lair 1787, 14 By guards at entrance to zone
Nexus -9, 5 Zone-in from Nexus Port
Shadow Haven -982, 190 Zone to Paludal Caverns
Paludal Caverns -3721, -241 near Shadeweavers Zone
Sanctus Seru 1166, -232 Near zone to Dawnshroud Peak
Scarlet Desert -1054, -1678 By Twilight Zone
Shadeweavers -2122, -3570 Entrance to Shar Vahl
Shar Vahl -1135, 85 Shadeweavers Zone
SSra Temple Zone-in to The Grey (Entrance)
Tenebrous Mtns 55, 1810 Katta Castellum Zone
The Deep Near Echo Caverns Zone
The Grey -2000, 340 Near Mons Letalis Zone
Twilight Sea -420, -1858 Ramp up to Katta Castellum
Umbral Plains -474, 1900 Near entrance to Umbral Plains

Paineel 800, 200 Left of the Elevator into Paineel
Stonebrunt Mountains -3428,-1643 Middle of zone
The Hole Waters Edge at zone-in
The Warrens 748, -930 Right at tunnel to zone into Paineel
Toxxulia Forest 2295, 203 Near Erudin

Cobalt Scar -399, -1185 middle of an Othmir camp
Crystal Caverns 487, 303 Entrance to Eastern Wastes
Eastern Wastes 5094, -4096
Great Divide -7720, -965 Middle of zone by Vores the Hunter
Icewell Keep 250, 0 Entrance to Keep by guards
Iceclad Ocean 5330, 340 Pier by the Gnomes
Kael Eastern Wastes Zone-out
Skyshrine -210, -730 Wakening Land Zone
Sirens Grotto At Exit to Western Waste
Temple of Veeshan To zone-in room with firepots
Thurgadin -1222, 0 By zone to Great Divide
Tower of Frozen Shadow Cast on any floor, takes you to entrance at zone-in
Wakening Lands -673, -5000 Inside the tunnel at the Kael zoneline
Western Wastes -4000, -3500 out from Sirens Grotto zone
Velketor's Labrynth 581, -65 At zone to Great Divide

EverQuest / 400% XP has returned - boxed accounts banned
« on: March 23, 2014, 02:05:14 PM »
Red99 is now Sektor free.

Spamalot / got my name change
« on: March 20, 2014, 12:05:22 PM »

Spamalot / change my name back to PupuNyanKnits
« on: March 09, 2014, 10:56:03 PM »

Spamalot / p1999 Velious Beta just opened
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:29:03 AM »

Spamalot / fatty fat fat fat fat a fat a phone
« on: February 19, 2014, 12:17:53 AM »

Spamalot / Red99 is down today
« on: February 09, 2014, 10:35:02 AM »
coming back to shit up TZT for a day or until Red99 returns

EverQuest / Applied <Nihilum> tonight.
« on: February 03, 2014, 09:22:25 PM »

Spamalot / so red99 just got a whole lot more disturbing
« on: January 26, 2014, 08:59:28 PM »

Spamalot / hydrocodone
« on: January 16, 2014, 02:10:17 PM »
apparently works in thirty minutes

Spamalot / RED99
« on: January 06, 2014, 08:40:11 PM »
Dreadlands Epic Battle

Searyx's Board O' Art / n/t
« on: January 02, 2014, 08:39:31 PM »

Spamalot / naming your daughter virginia
« on: December 21, 2013, 04:45:04 PM »
you sick bastard

« on: December 14, 2013, 12:54:41 AM »
Gather around and let ol' Knit regale with a tale of exploitation and adventure. EVERQUEST

Being a level fifty-nine druid, you have a handful of choices available to you in the end game. Charming Permafrost bear pits (boring, and a pain to get to), grouping (frustrating since no one wants a druid), and Kedge Keep. Kedge Keep, being completely underwater, is more or less impossible to do without some sort of Enduring Breath item. Luckily for me, I bought one in order to submerge myself in the Ocean of Tears out of sight of player killers back when I was level fifty-four.

What are we killing in Kedge Keep? Everything minus Phinny, his guardians, and Estrella. Those seahorses are something terrible though. I wasn't sure how I would kill them. Until I found out about the magic of charm and gate in Kedge Keep.

You see, apparently if you charm one mob,  sick it on its friends, and gate, the mobs will suddenly choose to free-for-all in Kedge Keep. Being a druid, I was after a certain mob: the Corrupted Seahorse. Suddenly I knew how I was going to kill him.

I sat down in those caves for what must have been minutes. Suddenly, a Tainted Seahorse spawned before my eyes. I sicked a light blue con on him, dragging him along with the other three seahorses in the room with the Tainted into a fury. I waved goodbye to my pet, and set forth gating outside.

After a minute of finding my way back into the zone, I found the Tainted near death fighting a single mob. Not too much of a worry since I simply found another seahorse to let loose upon the Tainted. The Tainted's life bar went to 0% and there she was: my corrupted. Unfortunately the corrupted made short work of my seahorse I had let loose upon it, and so I had to gate out. The corrupted had won the battle, but I was intent on winning the war.

Filled with pixel lust, I immediately set forth with my devious plan. The cave slowly respawned, filling with seahorses. The Corrupted sat quietly, minding it's own business. After all, the Corrupted had killed all it's compatriots in glorious battle. I charmed a light blue con horse and began Operation: Die Hard with a Scuba Tank. Again, gated, and made my way back.

What happened afterwards filled my beard-on-the-inside brain with adrenaline. Not only had my pet died, not only had the corrupted gone insane. Everything within vision in the zone had gone ape shit. Mermaids killing each other. Seahorses locked tails with each other whilst hurling balls of bees and lightning. Meanwhile I hid in the corner for dear life, hoping that my invisibility wouldn't break. Finally my Corrupted Seahorse was winning having slewn all it's combatants and the mermaids. Then the unthinkable happened.

“You won't escape me, Estrella Gloomwater!”

My corrupted seahorse had summoned Estrella Gloomwater from her throne for no good reason other than to fuck her shit up. She wasn't having any of it either. They went at each other's throats like they hadn't been living together for years (I come from a decent family, people). The Corrupted, battered at 44%, was whooping Estrella's scaly arse. I knew she would win though. A light blue con seahorse suddenly appeared in the cave. My only salvation for soloing my Corrupted kill.

With the Corrupted in the front and Squallsurge in the rear, Estrella was taking a beating. In the end, Esrella would win at 20% life and my pet being immediately dispelled (or charm breaking, I don't know). I guess I could be mad at losing the Corrupted. Then again, I set loose Ares, God of War himself upon the magical land of Everquest this night. I'd like to think Rallos Zek gave my druid a pass today despite hunting his followers in Western Karana to extinction.

Good night and stay family friendly.

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