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Spamalot / someone called the police on me today
« on: April 26, 2015, 11:33:31 AM »
"there's this guy in a mail truck going around and delivering boxes to doors"

fuck, really? get out of town, that's the craziest shit ever

Spamalot / pubes clogging up shower drain
« on: April 17, 2015, 05:08:56 PM »
operation hemostat completed

operation drano is underway

will update in 24 hours

Spamalot / why call them implants
« on: March 23, 2015, 06:03:50 PM »
call them mamplants

Spamalot / pork stall life
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:56:03 AM »
delivering sunday amazon delivery

at an apartment complex so i knock on the door instead of leaving the package in front of the door (theft at apartments is probably close to 100%)

woman answers the door

as i hand her the package, she begins to open her mouth

i see that she has two rotted teeth - i know the crankiness is coming

"hey, how come ya'll don't deliver thur certifieds to the dar?! you all never come to the door!"

i stand there at her door looking staring at her dead in the eye (no homo)

after five seconds it dawns on her that she can't bullshit me like she bullshits the management over the phone

she smiles and closes the door

walk back to the truck, get in, start the ignition

laugh until the next delivery

Spamalot / another thursday
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:58:03 PM »
blood shooting out of my eyeballs at the stupidity of colleagues

Spamalot / fatness: xxl
« on: March 11, 2015, 08:31:17 PM »
moomoo here i come

Spamalot / delivering mail
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:12:41 PM »
pull up behind a guy at gated community

he fucks up his code three times trying to get in the gate

he's driving all over the left and right lane

he has to swerve to avoid hitting a pedestrian who is pushing a stroller

he stops his truck in the middle of the road in front of me

leans his head out the window

he's hungover as fuck and probably slept in his truck overnight

puts his shitty smartphone out the window to take a picture of my truck

he tries to pull into his driveway

fucks it up and has to back out

nearly backs over a pedestrian with a dog

i drive on down the road

the amount of rage i feel right now

probably going to go up another notch on the ssri scale

Spamalot / is yoshi a girl
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:44:11 PM »
birdo thread

Spamalot / neither
« on: January 13, 2015, 05:55:23 PM »
hi there or he there?

Spamalot / so it just occurred to me
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:03:06 PM »
agrul, were you playing the little math minigames in ff4 and not the main game all those hours?

Spamalot / fat level: pill sorter
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:32:36 PM »
pill slipped out of cap and came to a rest on my gut

while i was standing

Spamalot / dear taket
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:31:18 PM »
i have high blood pressure

Spamalot / made it to 6:23
« on: January 03, 2015, 04:41:16 PM »

Spamalot / Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Christmas Special
« on: December 31, 2014, 08:37:40 PM »
probably the best christmas episode ever

also, final fantasy iii is surprisingly fun (or the zoloft makes me think jrpgs are fun; either way)

Spamalot / zoloft
« on: December 23, 2014, 10:22:40 PM »

Spamalot / external hdd enclosure has a little fan underneath
« on: December 16, 2014, 05:24:20 PM »
moves around slowly on top of the other enclosure like a roomba

Spamalot / fatness level: scarred warddrobe
« on: December 14, 2014, 04:44:56 PM »
when all your clothing has stitches in it from bending over and not seams but just flat surfaces ripping apart

Spamalot / downloading from china
« on: December 14, 2014, 06:19:25 AM »
sometimes not so fast

Spamalot / would you shut up
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:44:30 PM »
yelled that at work today and managed to silence 70+ people

prior to that, started to violently smash my hand into various parts of my case; walked outside and got in the car and hyperventilated for about fifteen minutes

may have left a dent in the side of the mail truck at the later hours - not sure, was dark

but i'm fine

Spamalot / omgomgomg
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:59:23 PM »

Japan's space agency has launched an ambitious space mission which aims to mine an asteroid and hunt for clues about the birth of the solar system.

About the size of a fridge, and fitted with an explosive bullet, Japan's asteroid-hunting spacecraft embarked on a six-year space mission on Wednesday.

Building on a previous mission, which managed to bring rock fragments from another asteroid back to Earth in 2010, this time Hayabusa2 aims to do more.

The $260m spacecraft uses ion engines - a system which uses electricity to accelerate gas particles.

"That makes a jet that goes extremely fast about 30-40km/s," said Dr Francisco Diego, from University College London. "Although the mass of this gas is very very low, it produces a little bit of a push in a very  efficient way and that's enough to steer the spacecraft along the orbit."

Hayabusa2 has a long way to go: more than 5 billion kilometres.

Tiny robots

For the next two and a half years it will play catch-up with asteroid 1999 JU3. The asteroid is one of many that orbit the Sun, mainly between Earth and Mars. Once Hayabusa2 arrives, it will spend 18 months studying the asteroid.

Experiments include dropping tiny rover robots onto the surface to make scientific tests of the structure and chemical make-up of the asteroid.

The most ambitious part of the mission involves firing a high-speed explosive bullet into the asteroid's crust.

"It's going to produce a crater," said Diego. "It's going to produce a puff of material, ejecting material out into space, which is going to be collected by this instrument, and part of that cloud is going to be brought back."

When that process is completed, Hayabusa2 will begin a year-long journey back to Earth, where it is hoped to arrive in 2020.

Scientists say the rock from inside the asteroid will be less weathered by the space environment and by heat. They hope these rocks will answer some fundamental questions about the early stages of the formation of the solar system, how Earth evolved, and where the Earth's oceans may have formed.

Spamalot / i am now out of hydrocodone
« on: December 05, 2014, 10:21:30 PM »
next couple of nights are going to suck

Spamalot / bought 36 bags of gummies
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:24:54 PM »
kasugai, why you so delicious

Spamalot / star wars trailer
« on: November 28, 2014, 07:52:54 PM »
all the space battles take place on planets

no monsters

jedi everywhere

Spamalot / hung out with ollie today
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:28:42 PM »
was on nephew watch duty since the rest of the family had things too do

ollie is this dog from my grandmother's neighbor's property that doesn't get enough attention

and he likes sticks

and eats grass

and magnolia seeds

and was digging up buried pieces of cement from besides the house and trying to eat them

and at one point dragged a god damn eight foot branch to my nephews because he wanted them to throw it (they're ages 5 and 3)

so i had to snap at ollie - lucked out, he's trained and decided to sit

then ollie proceeded to try to get the branch back, so i stood on the branch

that dog ripped the eight foot branch into five two foot parts (because it's split at the end, agrul) not with leverage, but just holding the limb in its mouth and pulling against my weight

at some points i was literally being pulled around the dirt driveway by this beast

and apparently i am ollie's new best friend


Spamalot / so i completely receded
« on: November 25, 2014, 09:31:20 PM »
and probably spent $3000 in the past month on shit i don't need, and completely given up hope of ever becoming anything worthwhile again

the cycle continues

anyone heard anything out of qubhed lately?

Spamalot / mail carrier simulator v1.015a
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:23:29 PM »
"i lost my key, can i get the mail in my mailbox?"
"other person let me-"
no, you need to go down to the post office and pay to have a new lock and key installed
"what is your name"
mailman knit




next day, guarantee he'll come out and claim that someone said it was  okay for him to be handed the mail out of mailbox

Spamalot / agatha thread
« on: November 21, 2014, 03:27:12 PM »
guy doesn't even post here

Spamalot / dear tzt
« on: November 17, 2014, 05:25:52 PM »
people apparently are jews

i may be building a house

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