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Spamalot / so my computer's dvd region is set to 2
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Spamalot / crawling under mail cases at work
« on: May 17, 2013, 07:43:40 PM »
and people discussing my mental health
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Spamalot / robot limbs
« on: May 15, 2013, 07:13:59 PM »
would be great come to think of it
no rashes, replaceable, will finally be able to do those disappearing coin tricks
no rashes, replaceable, will finally be able to do those disappearing coin tricks
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Spamalot / just realized
« on: May 15, 2013, 04:31:21 PM »
that telling black people you're a wizard, who don't know the "thirty year old virgin wizard" jazz, is wrong on so many more levels than initially perceived
tough being white and ignorant
my hat is on the ground if you want to throw a dollar in
tough being white and ignorant
my hat is on the ground if you want to throw a dollar in
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Spamalot / Postal Food Drive
« on: May 11, 2013, 06:39:12 PM »
work truck smells like red wine vinegar now
worst day of the year for postal employees
picking up bag after bag of dented cans, maggoty grain mixes, broken glass containers, and everything is expired
also spent an hour i didn't need to spend on the route picking up food
particular route was bad since it was old folks homes and every single one of them is trying to buy their way into a better afterlife with donations to charities
in other news, my mother wanted chic-fil-a for mother's day so that's what i got her (she's baking cookies and preparing food to take up to her mother's and couldn't leave the kitchen)
how was your day, jerks?
worst day of the year for postal employees
picking up bag after bag of dented cans, maggoty grain mixes, broken glass containers, and everything is expired
also spent an hour i didn't need to spend on the route picking up food
particular route was bad since it was old folks homes and every single one of them is trying to buy their way into a better afterlife with donations to charities
in other news, my mother wanted chic-fil-a for mother's day so that's what i got her (she's baking cookies and preparing food to take up to her mother's and couldn't leave the kitchen)
how was your day, jerks?
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Spamalot / eating tamales for the first time
« on: May 09, 2013, 07:55:56 AM »
having to look up if i eat the husk or eat just the insides
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Spamalot / at work today
« on: May 06, 2013, 08:21:32 PM »
someone said "oh just wait, some day you'll have a house full of youngins running around" to which i replied "making wallets"
i'm so witty
i'm so witty
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General Discussion / and another year goes by
« on: May 05, 2013, 06:22:14 AM »
cinco de mayo is new years for the internet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP6ijb7uEX
| Don't Thinko de Mayo | |
| Don't Sinko Into De Struction | |
| The History of Cinco de Mayo | |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP6ijb7uEX
| The Death of Cinco de Mayo | |
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Spamalot / the machined letters i delivered today
« on: May 04, 2013, 07:22:39 PM »
smelled like fruity poop and i am still not sure why
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Spamalot / the bakery is refusing to charge me for bread
« on: April 26, 2013, 04:35:58 PM »
they're just giving me cinnamon buns and loaves of bread to go away 
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Spamalot / christian women and tampons
« on: April 25, 2013, 03:31:08 PM »
the magical ad pack combo
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Spamalot / crossing guard with a stop sign
« on: April 24, 2013, 04:00:28 PM »
had stop sign red hair
that's some commitment to safety right there
that's some commitment to safety right there
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Spamalot / hey fry man
« on: April 22, 2013, 08:03:49 PM »
what does the scouter say about his power level?
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General Discussion / buying games
« on: April 18, 2013, 06:29:47 PM »
a digital copy of the new tomb raider on steam costs $50
a dvd retail copy that isn't for sale in north america and has to be bought from the united kingdom and shipped to the united states will cost $35 (22.44 pounds)
that's retarded
a dvd retail copy that isn't for sale in north america and has to be bought from the united kingdom and shipped to the united states will cost $35 (22.44 pounds)
that's retarded
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General Discussion / finished shelf
« on: April 14, 2013, 07:27:20 PM »
welp, time to build another shelf
