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Spamalot / important gifs that will make your peen move
« on: April 30, 2014, 04:30:30 PM »
unless you have ED or whatever like a gay lol

http://imgur.com/a/me4om

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Spamalot / Korean Pete Rose of League of Legends???
« on: March 18, 2014, 12:58:19 PM »
http://www.polygon.com/2014/3/18/5522192/korean-league-of-legends-player-fixed-matches-suicide

Need official TZT Riot Games employee response to these allegations.

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Spamalot / need replacement troll hoodie
« on: November 30, 2013, 10:33:08 AM »
i have some mysterious discoloration -- 2 red spots -- on the end of my sleeve. possibly man juice. pls retweet.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 8
« on: October 26, 2013, 02:27:47 AM »
Panthers 31 @ Bucs (Carolina was favored by 6.5 / 7)

49ers -14.5 @ Jaguars (in London)
Cowboys @ Lions -3
Giants @ Eagles -5
Browns @ Chiefs -7.5
Bills @ Saints -11
Dolphins @ Pats -6.5
Jets @ Bengals -6
Steelers -1.5 @ Raiders (closer to -2.5)
Redskins @ Broncos -13
Falcons @ Cardinals -1.5 (also closer to -2.5)
Packers -9.5 @ Vikings (closer to 10.5)
Seahawks -11 @ Rams

Some hot takes for y'all:

* Jacksonville will surprise (probably not cover 14.5, but I have them at 17.5). Redskins will surprise, too.

* The Dolphins - Pats line is begging for Pats money, so I think Miami covers.

* Giants will keep it close. I think Cowboys win straight up in Detroit.

* Everyone and their mother will try to win back their money on Seattle -11 on Monday. You will hate yourself for betting on this game, but not anymore than usual.

* Praying for Vikings to stay within striking distance, as I have them +10.5 in a couple parlays.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 4 [how much money will Xantille lose?]
« on: September 26, 2013, 05:27:33 PM »
NFL Week 4

49ers -3 @ Rams
Steelers -3 @ Vikings (London)
Ravens -3 @ Bills
Bengals -4 @ Browns
Colts -9.5 @ Jaguars
Seahawks -2.5 @ Texans
Cardinals @ Bucs -1 (this is -1, -127 so closer to -2.5)
Bears @ Detroit -3 (closer to 2.5)
Giants @ Chiefs -4
Jets @ Titans -3.5
Cowboys -1 @ Chargers
Redskins -3 @ Raiders
Eagles @ Broncos -10.5
Patriots @ Falcons -1.5
Dolphins @ Saints -6.5

* Got the Steelers when they were a PK. That line has only moved in their favor since then. Christian Ponder is ass.

* Seahawks = trap game of the week. I will have Texans +3.5 (only in Delaware) in a few parlays. I acknowledge that Seattle is a juggernaut, but this line makes no sense at all, Andre Johnson isn't even healthy, etc

* Also, will be taking Bills +3.5 anywhere I can get it. Ravens shouldn't be favored by 3.5 anywhere despite the great D.

* I have Rams +3.5 for tonight for the first leg of a parlay. Shoot me now.

* Jaguars +9.5 will cover, bros

* The total in Eagles/Broncos is 57.5, the highest O/U since 2004

Enjoy the games, pals, and remember: you bet numbers, not teams.

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Spamalot / well worth your time
« on: September 11, 2013, 10:57:08 PM »

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Spamalot / I have a lunch date w/ jongberry
« on: August 15, 2013, 12:32:28 PM »
let this thread act as evidence if I am raped and/or murdered

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Greater Faydork / George Zimmerman, not guilty
« on: July 13, 2013, 10:24:32 PM »
Post your outrage + #whiterights opinions in this thread

As a lawyer, I thought they'd get him on manslaughter. But hey, Florida.

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Spamalot / YEEZUS
« on: June 14, 2013, 06:16:00 PM »
This is semi old news, but Kanye West's new album got leaked. I have yet to listen to any of it.

Streaming: http://www.playthishiphop.com/kanye-west-yeezus-album

Also, the torrent is on TPB

YOU'RE WELCOME, NECKBEARDS.

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Spamalot / thirstiest men of instagram
« on: May 29, 2013, 10:51:26 PM »
http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

1 out of every 4 are fucking hilarious

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Greater Faydork / hope none of y'all live in oklahoma
« on: May 20, 2013, 08:33:35 PM »
30+ fatalities, at least seven kids dead, possibly countless trapped.

shit is fucked, IMO.

i should probably stop watching this: http://kfor.com/on-air/live-streaming/

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Spamalot / In Orlando visiting my bro for wknd
« on: May 17, 2013, 06:52:40 PM »
Where my daums at

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Spamalot / passed bar exam
« on: May 03, 2013, 04:57:50 PM »
SHOWER ME WITH GOLDEN PIXELS

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Spamalot / how is babby fromed
« on: April 27, 2013, 05:18:34 AM »
by listening to this song w/ a consenting female:

Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Official Audio) ft. Pharrell Williams

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Spamalot / Went into the work bathroom just to fart
« on: April 25, 2013, 10:47:03 AM »
Nt

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Spamalot / just switched to scone
« on: April 18, 2013, 03:31:55 PM »
I don't normally eat breakfast but got DAMN that was a tasty bread pastry cunt

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Spamalot / Opening day
« on: April 05, 2013, 12:21:00 PM »
The fine folk of Baltimore have been drinking since 6am. I am leaving work at 2pm to get similarly blackout. PRAY FOR ME TZT I WILL BE BACK TO DRUNK POST ON YOUR PIXELLATED TITTIES

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Spamalot / Bar exam tomorrow
« on: February 25, 2013, 02:07:04 PM »
What is law

I plan on re-writing this verbatim for each essay question: http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 17
« on: December 28, 2012, 03:03:46 PM »
Jets @ Bills -3.5
Miami @ New England -10
Baltimore @ Cincy -1
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh OTB
Houston -7 @ Indy
Jacksonville @ Titans -4
Philly @ Giants -7
Dallas @ Washington -3.5
Chicago -3 @ Detroit
Green Bay -3.5 @ Minnesota
Buccs @ Atlanta OTB
Carolina @ Saints -5
Chiefs @ Broncos -16
Oakland @ San Diego OTB
Cards @ 49ers -16.5
Rams @ Seattle -10.5

Dallas and Minnesota strongest leans right now.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 16
« on: December 20, 2012, 09:49:44 PM »
Falcons -3.5 @ Lions
Titans @ Packers -12.5
Raiders @ Panthers -9.5
Bills @ Dolphins -4.5
Bengals @ Steelers -3.5
Patriots -14.5 @ Jaguars
Colts -7 @ Chiefs
Saints @ Dallas -1
Redskins -6 @ Eagles
Rams @ Bucs -3
Giants -1 @ Ravens
Vikings @ Texans -9.5
Browns @ Broncos -13.5
Bears -5 @ Cardinals
49ers @ Seahawks PK
Chargers @ Jets -1

Seems like Denver is laying a lot of points, but they have won 9 in a row and Cleveland just gave up 38 to Kirk fucking Cousins at home. W/r/t parlay lines in DE (http://www.delpark.com/pdf/HalfPt.pdf), looking at Lions, Rams, Jets, Cincy.

Also need some fantasy advice for my championship: choose 1 of the following -- Nicks, Stevie Johnson, James Jones, McCoy. I also have David Wilson on bench in case Bradshaw is out. I'm leaning Stevie Johnson slightly over Nicks.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 15
« on: December 12, 2012, 09:56:12 PM »
Bengals -4.5 @ Eagles
Packers -3 @ Bears
Giants @ Falcons -1 (Falcons -1, -118)
Bucs @ Saints -3.5
Vikings @ Rams -1 (Rams -1, -132)
Redskins -1 @ Browns (Skins -1, -125)
Jaguars @ Dolphins -7
Broncos -3 @ Ravens (Ravens +3, -118)
Colts @ Texans -9.5 (Colts +9.5, -117)
Panthers @ Chargers -3
Seahawks -5.5 @ Bills (in Toronto)
Lions -6 @ Cardinals
Steelers -1 @ Cowboys
Chiefs @ Raiders -3
49ers @ Patriots -5
Jets @ Titans -1

Lots of close matchups this week, and with regards to my parlays, it may be time to fade teams that looked good last week and support teams that looked awful.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 14
« on: December 05, 2012, 07:56:53 PM »
Broncos -10.5 @ Raiders
Ravens @ Redskins -1.5
Chiefs @ Browns -6.5
Chargers @ Steelers -7.5
Titans @ Colts -5
Jets -2.5 @ Jaguars
Bears -2.5 @ Vikings
Falcons -3.5 @ Panthers
Eagles @ Bucs -9 (Eagles are +9 -130 so this will drop)
Rams @ Bills -3
Cowboys @ Bengals -3
Dolphins @ 49ers -10
Saints @ Giants -4.5
Cardinals @ Seahawks -10
Lions @ Packers -7
Texans @ Patriots -3.5

Texans, Lions (who I fucking loathe after last week), Panthers, Cardinals all look appealing. Maybe even the Bears but they will get hammered at that number.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 13
« on: November 29, 2012, 08:17:53 PM »
Saints @ Atlanta -3.5
Seahawks @ Bears -3.5
Vikings @ Packers -9.5
49ers -7 @ Rams
Cardinals @ Jets -4.5
Panthers @ Chiefs +3
Colts @ Lions -5
Jaguars @ Bills -6
Patriots -9 @ Dolphins
Texans -6 @ Titans
Buccaneers @ Broncos -8
Steelers @ Ravens OTB
Browns @ Raiders OTB
Bengals -1 @ Chargers
Eagles @ Cowboys -10.5

I will be betting on the Lions in some form (LOL 7-4 TEAM UNDERDOG TO 4-7 TEAM WTFZZZZ). I can't call the rest yet.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 11
« on: November 14, 2012, 08:36:31 PM »
NFL Football American Football - Thu 11/15

Game   Handicap   Money Line   Total Points   More
Thu 11/15   305   Miami Dolphins      +1 +115   +120   Over 46 +100   
05:25 PM   306   Buffalo Bills      -1 -125   -133   Under 46 -110
NFL Football American Football - Sun 11/18

Game   Handicap   Money Line   Total Points   More
Sun 11/18   411   Philadelphia Eagles      +3.5 -102   +171   Over 43.5 -101   
10:00 AM   412   Washington Redskins      -3.5 -106   -190   Under 43.5 -109
Sun 11/18   413   Green Bay Packers      -3.5 -104   -186   Over 51.5 -110   
10:00 AM   414   Detroit Lions      +3.5 -104   +167   Under 51.5 +100
Sun 11/18   415   Arizona Cardinals      +9.5 -107   +361   Over 44 -103   
10:00 AM   416   Atlanta Falcons      -9.5 -101   -420   Under 44 -107
Sun 11/18   417   Tampa Bay Buccaneers      -1 -114   -121   Over 49 -104   
10:00 AM   418   Carolina Panthers      +1 +105   +110   Under 49 -106
Sun 11/18   419   Cleveland Browns      +9.5 -126   +305   Over 43.5 -107   
10:00 AM   420   Dallas Cowboys      -9.5 +116   -350   Under 43.5 -103
Sun 11/18   421   New York Jets      +3.5 -106   +166   Over 38.5 -105   
10:00 AM   422   St. Louis Rams      -3.5 -102   -184   Under 38.5 -105
Sun 11/18   423   Indianapolis Colts      +9.5 -113   +350   Over 53 -118   
01:25 PM   424   New England Patriots      -9.5 +104   -405   Under 53 +107
Sun 11/18   425   Jacksonville Jaguars      +15 -108   +865   Over 40.5 -105   
10:00 AM   426   Houston Texans      -15 +100   -1200   Under 40.5 -105
Sun 11/18   427   Cincinnati Bengals      -3.5 +105   -176   Over 43.5 -101   
10:00 AM   428   Kansas City Chiefs      +3.5 -114   +159   Under 43.5 -109
Sun 11/18   429   New Orleans Saints      -4.5 -106   -218   Over 54.5 -107   
01:05 PM   430   Oakland Raiders      +4.5 -102   +195   Under 54.5 -103
Sun 11/18   431   San Diego Chargers      +8.5 -121   +285   Over 48.5 -105   
01:25 PM   432   Denver Broncos      -8.5 +112   -325   Under 48.5 -105
Sun 11/18   433   Baltimore Ravens       -3.5 +100   -180   Over 41 -102   
05:25 PM   434   Pittsburgh Steelers      +3.5 -108   +162   Under 41 -108

Going to Delaware Park this weekend. Please post your thoughts, pals. I gots to parlay/tease my way to these millions.

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Greater Faydork / ORLANDO
« on: October 20, 2012, 07:38:51 AM »
Going to be in Taketville in a few hours to visit my older bro bro.

What's good down here friends? He's lived down here for less than a year, but I'm hoping for one night of slampig chasing. This is only mitigated by the fact that my parents will be down there.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 7
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:23:45 PM »
Seattle @ 49ers -7.5
Titans @ Bills -3.5
Arizona @ Minnesota -6
Browns @ Colts -1
Ravens @ Texans -6.5
Packers @ Rams +5
Dallas @ Carolina +1
Redskins @ Giants -5.5
Saints @ Bucs +2.5
Jets @ Patriots -10.5
Jaguars @ Raiders -4
Steelers @ Bengals +1
Lions @ Bears -6

This goes without saying, but everyone and their mother will be betting Green Bay -5.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 6
« on: October 09, 2012, 07:33:27 PM »
Pittsburgh @ Tennessee +5.5
Cincy @ Cleveland +1
Colts @ Jets -3
Kansas City @ Tampa -3.5
Oakland @ Atlanta -9.5
Dallas @ Baltimore -3.5
Detroit @ Philly -4.5
St Louis @ Miami -3.5
New England @ Seattle +3.5
Buffalo @ Arizona -4.5
NY Giants @ San Fran -5
Green Bay @ Houston -3.5
Denver @ San Diego -1

I see a lot of public gangbangs this week. NEW ENGLAND IS GOING TO CRUSH BRO


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Greater Faydork / NFL WEEK 3
« on: September 18, 2012, 08:07:02 PM »
I gots this, Nreekay.

Giants @ Panthers +1
Rams @ Chicago -7
Bengals @ Redskins -3.5
Bills @ Browns +3
49ers @ Vikings +7
Chiefs @ Saints -9
Jaguars @ Colts -3
Bucs @ Cowboys -7.5
Jets @ Dolphins +3
Lions @ Titans +3.5
Eagles @ Cardinals +4
Falcons @ Chargers -3
Steelers @ Raiders +4.5
Texans @ Broncos +1
Patriots @ Ravens -3
Packers @ Seahawks +3.5

Started a job today and have been drinking, so I will save my thoughts for the next couple days. What I do know: I will be at the Patriots-Ravens game, which will thus affect the outcome of the game.

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Greater Faydork / NFL Week 9
« on: November 03, 2011, 09:42:22 PM »
Atlanta -7 @ Colts
Tampa @ Saints -9
Cleveland @ Houston -10.5
Jets @ Bills -1
Miami @ Chiefs -4
49ers -3.5 @ Redskins
Seattle @ Dallas -11.5
Denver @ Oakland -9
Cincy @ Titans -3
Rams @ Cards -1
Giants @ Patriots -9
Packers -5.5 @ Chargers
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh -3
Chicago @ Eagles -9

New England will be anti-public at that number...Philly line is pretty funny too (though I think the Eagles win big).

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