« on: May 05, 2014, 07:57:43 PM »
Ok so I'm going to use this thread to post stupid little ideas and things. Its mostly to serve as a notepad for myself I can always access to remember things so its not always going to be funny or interesting but I keep thinking of things and forgetting to write them down before I could work something off of it. My first entries:
A man, duh. Misheard as Amanda just in case I need somebody to date somebody transgender.
Fuck pee wee football photographers. They'd want to take the team photo and of course to have the best lighting they wait til morning with the suns to their backs. So we're all just standing there like assholes squinting like crazy and this asshole has the gall to tell us not to squint. Fuck you guy, that's easy for you to say when you don't have to stare into the brightest fucking thing in the solar system.
Also a town in Texas where the German language and German cultural aspects were put aside due to negative stigma from WW1 and WW2 and nowadays nobody speaks German because it was discouraged however it was an insular community so they still have thick accents and celebrate a strange, old fashioned caricture of German culture. That's where that cover band from that one dream you had that does awful covers with really bad, cheesey German accents perform.