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Messages - Qubhedberry the Droll

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Spamalot / Re: hello my future girlfriend
« on: August 22, 2014, 12:37:12 AM »
I don't think Big Dick plays bottom unless "back in town" is some kind of metaphor.

General Dissation / Re: Opinions on the Zoe Quinn stuff?
« on: August 21, 2014, 06:13:11 PM »
The internet currently seems to float from outrage to outrage over what some chick in gaming does. Its really kind of embarrassing but at least in a few years the neckbeards will be squeezed out into some weird women hating fetish genre where the object to every game is to defeat the soul-crushing matriarchy through domestic violence and bang like a thousand women with tits the size of small cars as they lavish praise upon your inherent masculine superiority. Like as if Leisure Suit Larry and one of the old isometric Fallout games had a Down's baby they kept hidden in the crawl space that they fed buckets of fish heads to or something.

Spamalot / Re: bible study
« on: August 21, 2014, 05:58:33 PM »
I just can't get into the sock hop rap artists like you kids do.

Worth it

Spamalot / Re: looky here
« on: August 19, 2014, 12:48:30 AM »
because you told me to

General Dissation / Re: Fermi Paradox breakdown
« on: August 18, 2014, 03:30:07 AM »
I thought the Fermi Paradox is why that one pirate bought those two identical boats.

Spoiler (hover to show)

General Dissation / Re: RIP Mork!
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:59:58 PM »
Fuck it I'll say it, Seinfeld is a mediocre comic and the overwhelming majority of his success is due to Larry David. He's lazy, unfunny, and bad for comedy.

I agree completely. And given his kind of super angry reaction to the accusation of racism since there were few black comedians on either of his shows he's probably like a super racist that eats black babies or something. Notice how everything after Seinfield that he's been involved with has been pretty fucking mediocre? You're right about the Larry David thing.

Also I hate to shit all over the feel-goodisms of this thread and be that one douchebag but fuck it. I don't dislike Robin Williams but he was by all accounts the Dane Cook with funny voices+cocaine of his era.

Spamalot / Re: dog trying to save fish out of water
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:54:22 PM »
Ya I'm sure the dog totally understood this and we're not misinterpreting normal animal behavior by anthropomorphising it's actions.


Spamalot / Re: Finally, a thread not involving Billy Mays' penis
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:42:24 PM »
I'm fortunate that there exists no logs of me back when I was in my "RP" phase in AOL chat rooms. Also I have some pretty cringey posts here. Especially the drunk posts. I feel like I have to chain myself up and lock away all my devices every time I drink.

General Dissation / Re: RIP Mork!
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:03:00 PM »
Death to Smoochy was actually pretty good. Its not the best comedy ever made but it has some pretty awesome performances from both Edward Norton and Robin Williams. I definitely recommend it.

TIL I also use Back in Black. Quit crying nerds it works fine.

Some kind of bright pink and yellow scheme would be best imo.

Spamalot / Re: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:37:49 PM »
Love Rick and Morty. I've seen every episode at least four or five times by now. Can't wait for season 2.

Spamalot / Re: remember the guys climbing the cell phone tower
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:37:00 PM »
I have an incredibly irrational fear that's reverse of the fear of heights or something. If I'm standing on top of a super tall tower looking down I feel just fine and am having no problems. However if I'm at the base of said tower and I look up I get completely fucking petrified with fear. I probably hate sports because the roof of the Astrodome was so fucking scary to me and I have absolutely no idea why. My mind fills with complete terror without having a specific thing I'm afraid of in mind.

Spamalot / Re: random sunday night lay
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:33:50 PM »

Spamalot / Re: confirmed: not autistic and no asperbergers
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:00:46 PM »
I never really got too much into it. It just seemed kind of tedious and once you get your world going you quickly run out of things to do. I introduced a friend to it and he got super hooked. Has all kinds of Industrial craft and Thom(I think its called that)-craft mods. Its crazypants.

Spamalot / Re: why do fat people stand in the middle of the hallway
« on: August 03, 2014, 04:19:22 PM »
Trapping people in the Neriak bank unless they paid "the toll"

Spamalot / Re: I need Neckbeard Things
« on: August 02, 2014, 05:48:43 PM »
I feel the too tight shirt may be a retired trope. Most fat neck beards I've seen wear a shirt several times larger than they should. Maybe put some DBZ chars on it for affect.

Spamalot / Re: I need Neckbeard Things
« on: August 01, 2014, 08:36:14 PM »
Cargo shorts with a chain attached to a velcro Yugioh wallet with nothing but a bus pass?

Spamalot / Re: been a year
« on: July 31, 2014, 05:13:47 PM »
Need to get urself some pool action, bro.  Good exercise too.

When I was young our neighbor's wife was a mail carrier. She had thick, bronze skin and calves like softballs. Also had a huge, hairy vagina but I don't think that had anything to do with delivering mail.

How do you know her vagina was big and hairy?

One time in the morning my father and I were in his truck letting it warm up before we went on some trip or something. She came out in just a T-shirt to run out and grab the newspaper without noticing us. When she bent over to pick it up there shone a bright brown beacon. My dad, being the asshole he is, rolled down the window to say good morning. It was awkward.

Spamalot / Re: been a year
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:13:40 PM »
When I was young our neighbor's wife was a mail carrier. She had thick, bronze skin and calves like softballs. Also had a huge, hairy vagina but I don't think that had anything to do with delivering mail.

I know I'm an old man because now when I smoke I'm concerned about efficiency. I remember a girl in high school bragging about her and her friends putting together like $500 to buy a pound of hydro and they threw it in a campfire they were around. I still hope she was lying about that.

Spamalot / Re: DMX rides a Bungee slingshot ride.
« on: July 29, 2014, 09:50:11 PM »
I kind of want this calendar.

Spamalot / Re: Taket pls confirm/deny this yuppieness
« on: July 29, 2014, 09:26:05 PM »
You don't tip servants.
tell that to the illegitimate children of white southern politicians everywhere

Bah, before I could do my Jefferson joke!

I read some of it because who gives a fuck about Star Wars and this shit is super fake and probably just somebody's fanfic that somebody mistook for a leaked script. I mean the real story could be exactly that dumb but reading that would be like somebody spoiling when your dog is going to take a dump on your carpet.

Spamalot / Re: I love Weird Al
« on: July 25, 2014, 05:25:52 PM »
Dare To Be Stupid was the first album I ever bought. The second was Will Smith's "Getting Jiggy With It" album so that might not be the best endorsement.

Spamalot / Re: meet behind sears
« on: July 25, 2014, 03:22:12 PM »
Every time searyx barbecues

Meat behind Sears

I was hoping to go more of a 70's porn route with that one but a pornographic cooking show sounds awesome in theory.

Spamalot / Re: meet behind sears
« on: July 24, 2014, 08:38:00 PM »
Meat behind Searyx

Also I do my "Oh God Bill" impression whenever I have friends that are taking too long to do something and they still have no idea what I'm talking about.

Spamalot / Re: ATTN: To one Seņor Philip Le'Agrul
« on: July 22, 2014, 05:50:06 PM »
Probably fucked up by the studio. They do that kind of shit all the time. Like for instance, in the Matrix humans were strapped into the Matrix to act as processors, not batteries. One of the biggest, dumbest plot points that's been picked over and made fun of a billion times only exists because studios didn't think people would understand processors. Maybe they were right but its still dumb and only the people who know what processors are would care either way.

So wait you can play Secret of Mana online with other people? Is it three-player? That sounds fucking awesome.

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