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Spamalot / Re: Songs you're listening to RIGHT NOW
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:04:32 PM »

Spamalot / Re: Serial podcast
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:55:34 PM »
Been following it. The case isn't as interesting as everything surrounding the case. I'm fairly sure Adnan did it (unless Jay did it and somehow managed to convince the cops to pin it on Adnan), but what was most interesting/disturbing was just the overall corruption and laziness of the justice system. The police obviously massaged the fuck out of Jay's involvement in exchange for his testimony and basically coached him through his entire story. Also he was convicted on so little and a lot of the evidence used against him was so poorly understood at the time. Its mostly a very scary indictment on how flawed the legal system can be.

I'm 0 - 1 in my TZT flame wars but it should be good practice.

Spamalot / Re: of all the dumb assholes
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:42:56 PM »
It wasn't trolling or a joke.

Lol. Well since the gloves are off the very last person I would need "mentoring" me is some super insecure 30 year old dude chasing bar skanks for validation like you're on some kind of std scavenger hunt. I only name dropped you because I knew you'd go on a huge, angry tirade and reveal all of your projections. And you did not disappoint. You're not mad at me you're mad at the ghost of Luxmess past. If somebody talked to you when you were down the way you talked to me you'd flip your shits. You have in the past. You don't give any shits yet you produced the largest, angriest walls of text. And it wasn't a joke and I avoided the site because I was embarassed and wanted to avoid the problem. I make no bullshit about being a loser but at least I have no delusions that I have it all figured out. Take all your butt hurt and go fuck yourself with it. In the butt. Like some kind of Terminator timeline of being a shit head.

Spamalot / Re: of all the dumb assholes
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:14:18 AM »
I didn't call or text anybody. Spent the night hanging out with my best friend's wife. Sorry dude, I can get pretty avoidant in these kinds of situations. I generally try to ignore my feelings until they go away. I've just been having whiney episodes lately.

Spamalot / Re: of all the dumb assholes
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:51:45 PM »
No the worst that happens is I starve and die or become homeless because this is the real world where if you up and move halfway across the country you still need money to pay for food/shelter. So I need like more attractive job skills or something but that takes time and knowledge of what those even are.

Spamalot / Re: of all the dumb assholes
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:40:49 PM »
For fuck's sake. I got mobbed by people I know in real life so it became impossible to do anything without people I know becoming eye witnesses. I hope you guys didnt contact every fucking person on my facebook because talking to family members just makes me crave death more. Already got asked by my aunt if her son could have my couch if Im not using it anymore. How many people were contacted? Also I have pot so hopefully the cops dont come check on me. Sorry to get you assholes stirred up. Next time I just wont make an attention whoring announcement. I'd type more but I'm doing it with an Iphone 4 and its super frustrating with my sausage like fingers. Thanks for the consideration while I played cry-baby douchebag. PS my sister didnt give any fucks I think. Lol family.

Spamalot / Re: Got A Week's Vacation
« on: November 10, 2014, 07:47:57 PM »
After a lot of contemplation I've decided to purchase a gun tomorrow and kill myself with it. Lux is right I'm just a pathetic loser and Im really sick and tired of being alive as it is. Im saying all this to ensure I cant chicken out. Too late to buy a gun today but I need to keep this momentum going. Going to get really high and drunk tonight and go to the store when it opens. Theres a lot you guys don't know about before anybody starts squawking.  Anyways thats all I needed to do: ensure I cant chicken out. Bye

Spamalot / Re: Got A Week's Vacation
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:52:56 AM »
I didn't knowingly drop you. Who were you? Also I'm waiting for one to go on sale at the life store. All the DIYers drone on about never paying full price for one.

Spamalot / Re: Got A Week's Vacation
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:21:22 AM »
Lol was fishing for suggestions Tony Robbins. Also a Facebook friendship is a sacred trust. You've seen six year old photos of me, we're practically kin.

Spamalot / Got A Week's Vacation
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:37:26 PM »
Will probably spend it in my apartment.

General Discussion / Re: Good going ziakas
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:47:22 PM »
I knew I shouldn't have chosen Gary Glitter as my running mate. We're going to get slaughtered.

Spamalot / Re: Biggest loser contest thread.
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:22:42 PM »

Spamalot / Re: Biggest loser contest thread.
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:45:54 PM »
My friend's wife got her stomach stapled. Now ex-wife. She takes super narcissistic selfies with captions like "What I'm doing while the other girls are eating" which is especially funny because she was like huuuuuuuuge. As soon as she lost the weight she dumped my friend and has been super slutting it up. To the point where my buddy got like full custody of their daughter because she needed "her" time. I fed my buddy a joke he uses now about how all the excess skin comes in handy when she's drifting from tree top to tree top looking to fill her mouth with nuts.

Spamalot / Re: Nothing could be further from the truth
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:37:43 PM »
This is when Taket changes the body of the message to "You guys are really cool guys who get lots of girls"

Spamalot / Re: what if
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:02:25 PM »
New what if: What if I stopped accepting friend requests from old drivers and stuff on facebook? I got this old white dude who used to work for us who always types in all caps and literally posts nothing other than NASCAR stuff.

Spamalot / Re: what if
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:59:22 PM »
They always water that shit down for consoles.

Spamalot / Re: what if
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:36:36 PM »
I want to be alive when the Milky Way collides with Andromeda. I wonder if you could see anything from a night sky on Earth.

there's not going to be a collision though, at least not in the way you seem to portray it. Space is


I understand that the majority of it won't physically collide which is why I added the part about wondering how much of it we would be able to see from space. The galaxies will pass through each other initially and then be drawn into a kind of spiral as the gravitational forces pull on each other and the two begin to merge. I've heard that its possible we wouldn't be disturbed at all. But the sun will have expanded to a red giant and cooled to a white dwarf by then (hopefully that 15 year old piece of information I'm holding onto is still correct) anyways so the point is probably moot.

Spamalot / Re: what if
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:38:45 PM »
I want to be alive when the Milky Way collides with Andromeda. I wonder if you could see anything from a night sky on Earth.

Spamalot / Re: I have seen a shrink
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:01:28 PM »
I saw a counselor once when I was in high school. Not even sure what the prerequisites for such a position are but they can't be too lofty. By the third session it was basically me counseling him through his own daddy issues with his alcoholic father. I didn't want my dad to pay for somebody else's therapy so I quit going.

Spamalot / Re: dear tzt
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:27:58 PM »
Honestly I'm starting to understand why Knitting gets so snippy all the time. You guys take little facts I dispense when I'm feeling especially self-loathing and fill in the rest with your imaginations. I am making efforts to better my life but I'm trying to be realistic. Life isn't a movie. I can't just pick up and move across the country on a whim because when I get to wherever I'm supposed to be going I'll need a place to live and somewhere to work. All I have is a high school education and a little over a decade of experience in the trucking industry and there aren't necessarily a lot of people begging for that, especially in this economy. I have to do this carefully. I can't just sign up for college because I'm not a bright guy and there's no reason for me to take 60k+ worth of debt on for a liberal arts degree. Right now I'm working on my comedy because that's the thing I'm best at that could be the most lucrative for me, I guess. Pretty much the only thing I have going for me. But its difficult. I am in no way some exceptional little snowflake. I'm not very athletic, I'm not very smart, I'm not very handsome and I'm not always particularly charming. A lot of times I'm kind of an anti-social hermit.

I know I need to lose weight. Working out isn't easy for me because I don't have a lot of time away from the office so I need to mostly work on my diet. Running/Jogging is hard because I have a bone spur in my heel. Need to figure out some kind of equipmentless workout situation here at work. I've also been super depressed and having a hard time finding motivation to things. Its all pretty daunting from my perspective at the base.

Lux can't magically fix my life. Nobody can improve my lot in life but me. And no offense to Lux but what he has going isn't necessarily what I want. I don't need to slay a bunch of chicks I pick up at bars/clubs. I know the Game stuff isn't so much to teach me how to be social but how to gain self-confidence. That's my biggest block. Nobody hates me more than I hate me. But I don't want to bullshit it. I want to have self esteem because I've earned self esteem not because I just convince myself I'm the greatest to bullshit through life.

Now I don't want to seem like an entirely ungrateful little shit. I am genuinely thankful for you guys' concern in this. You're all mostly right on where I need to be but very lacking in details in how I'm supposed to actually reach that point.

Also sorry I didn't address everything. I came back to read a whole bunch of stuff and got a little overwhelmed/frazzled so I made this post in response.

Spamalot / Re: dear tzt
« on: October 19, 2014, 04:54:49 PM »
I make about 35k a year. Also I've done open mic before and absolutely crushed it. I can turn "on" in front of crowds with ease and have no fears of public speaking. its more intimate engagements that freak me out.

Well it was ol' Sea Dog who posted the link and he usually will go out of his way to carry water for conservatives so you know it had to be bad.

The formula is already there, comedy before the message. Conservatives look at it as Liberal comedy, where it's just comedy that is being told by liberal people. So the conservative response is CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN - THE COMEDY EDITION. It comes off angry and hateful, not look at the sad irony.

Spamalot / Re: Last Action Hero
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:26:19 AM »
Its been a while since I've seen it but I remember enjoying it. It was a nice send off to the era that made shwarzeqneggershmidt famous.

Spamalot / Re: dear tzt
« on: October 18, 2014, 04:11:29 AM »
qubhed quit your shitty job and move out of your shitty apartment dammit

I would but getting a new job that isn't oil/gas in Houston will be tough. All of my work experience is in transportation which doesn't fit into a lot of places and I don't have a college degree. Also that apartment is cheaper than a lot of apartments in the area and I'm paying like 850 a month for that one. Others are like 1200+. Ever since the housing market tanked its been rough out here where I'm at for apartments and the like.

Spamalot / Re: TZT Biggest Loser
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:43:44 PM »
Carve it instead.

Spamalot / Re: TZT Biggest Loser
« on: October 17, 2014, 06:03:48 PM »
I vote Quhbed cuz hes from Texas and sexy

Shirtless photos of me would break the servers when all of the chicks on the internet come here to see pics of my hot bod. Plus there's only like a 500kb image limit and I'm sure you can't fit that much fat in so little space.

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