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Spamalot / Re: One Upping First World Problems
« on: August 31, 2014, 11:25:47 PM »
He likes muscle cars so he buys them at a good price and restores/improves them. This is one of his projects. I wonder what the tax on something like that is, though. If he was going to sell it I'd rather him do that since it would be kind of wasted on me.

Spamalot / Re: One Upping First World Problems
« on: August 31, 2014, 06:48:21 PM »
Type of car. Looks kind of like a Trans Am or something, I think. I really really don't know cars at all. I think that's one of the reasons I don't want it. I'm afraid people who know things will ask me questions that I can't possibly answer.

Spamalot / One Upping First World Problems
« on: August 31, 2014, 06:02:16 PM »
My dad wants to give me this IROC he suped up but I'm perfectly content with my Corrola. Bitch is paid off and everything. Plus I don't even own a gold chain.

General Dissuation / Re: Opinions on the Zoe Quinn stuff?
« on: August 28, 2014, 11:14:27 PM »
Its like all those blacks in the south that scammed northern politicians into forcing civil rights on it by getting themselves lynched all the time.

General Dissuation / Re: Opinions on the Zoe Quinn stuff?
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:06:01 PM »
Didn't that one baseball guy that played EverQuest back in the day steal or misappropriate a bunch of money for some doomed project he was working on? Didn't McQuaid like blow through the donations from his most recent thing and have nothing to show for it? I get that people are assholes I'm just not sure why I'm supposed to care about girl assholes so much more than guy assholes.

General Dissuation / Re: no thread about the 9 year old uzi-wielder?
« on: August 28, 2014, 07:26:21 PM »
I just like to imagine you mean you hunt goth kids from the mid 90's. Like you bait the outside of a Spencer's Gifts with some eye-liner and clove cigarettes next to a boom box camouflaged as an ash tray playing Nine Inch Nails in a loop and just set up in the awning of a JC Penneys.

General Dissuation / Re: no thread about the 9 year old uzi-wielder?
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:37:51 PM »
My buddy from Norway's dad is a recently converted gun fanatic. Was kind of a strange journey to watch. He originally felt very uncomfortable about them but had a lot of colleagues in the oil industry who were pushing him into it. He always expressed bewilderment about American gun culture and would always ask me all kinds of questions as I was the only liberal American he knew that he thought could give him insight. They took him out a couple of times and he converted and is now very very much into it and converted my friend's old bedroom into like a gun room. Guns are like the South's version of fast cars and boats for the upper-middle class with a guys-day-out social component to it.

Spamalot / Re: asians cannot pronounce my name
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:37:07 PM »
I have lots of Asian clients mostly from Korea and China and so long as they get the general idea of my name or the names of other things right I just go with it. Luckily the name they know me by (Tommy) is pretty hard for them to fuck it up seems. Harder than my former co-worker Billy's anyways.

General Dissuation / Re: no thread about the 9 year old uzi-wielder?
« on: August 27, 2014, 05:56:23 PM »
People are getting a little stupid with the gun mania lately.

This x 1000. I'm fairly pro-gun. I believe in gun ownership. I believe that people should know how to use a gun as its a tool that could possibly come in handy at some point in their lives. However there's this backlash to a perceived encroachment on gun rights that really brings out the yahoos. They seem to think that to combat this they need to go to the far opposite extreme of the anti gun people and embrace this philosophy of "oh guns aren't dangerous and scary, see?" This is why you hear about loaded guns being handed to toddlers and them accidently killing somebody. My very first hands-on interaction with a gun was a completely unloaded hand-gun with supervision at arm's reach. I was very clearly instructed before-hand and my fucking finger didn't go anywhere near that fucking trigger. I was also old enough to understand WHY my finger needed to be far from that trigger. People need to have proper respect for what they are wielding. These are tools designed specifically to kill people. It's a politically queasy thing for pro-gun people to embrace but its the absolute fucking truth and it needs to be realized and not politicized. I'm not saying this is some great epidemic that's going to destroy the country, its not. But its really stupid. I hate to say this but I'm glad it was the instructor that died and not another kid. Situations where a kid accidently kills somebody needs to be met with actual punishments for those adults who were irresponsible in creating these situations. Everybody wants to chalk it up to "oh accidents happen" because they're afraid of what it might do to gun rights but they don't realize that this carefree approach will do them more harm than good.

Spamalot / Re: Official garage box thread
« on: August 27, 2014, 05:40:49 PM »
Do they still banhammer people with inappropriate names? I have a teen cleric named Dicklesmoke I might be able to play with you guys. Don't want to get nuked though as its the same account as my blue characters.

General Dissuation / Re: Opinions on the Zoe Quinn stuff?
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:29:13 PM »
There may be nudes of me floating around somewhere. If for some strange reason they weren't deleted (I mean who keeps pictures of naked drunk fat guys?). When I lived in Austin I got naked in public a lot. I hope they don't surface and destroy my presidential ambitions.

Spamalot / Re: Who wore it better, TZT monkey suit edition.
« on: August 25, 2014, 07:49:32 PM »
You're doing the right thing, Bailon. Destroying the developing self confidence of small children builds character. For you. The child remains rekt.

Spamalot / Re: Who wore it better, TZT monkey suit edition.
« on: August 25, 2014, 07:33:49 PM »
Well the kid doesn't understand that none of those animals even live in the same habitat. If he was my anthrozoologist he would be out of a job with all of the other people who studied to become anthrozoologists.

Spamalot / Re: Who wore it better, TZT monkey suit edition.
« on: August 25, 2014, 05:04:49 PM »
And why would a cat want to hang out with two monkeys? I'm suddenly aware that you are humans in costumes. Immersion ruined. Suspension of disbelief unsuspended.

Spamalot / Re: bible study
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:55:42 PM »

Edit: PS- the reason they use Walter from Big Lebowski's picture to represent the director is because that is who the character was based off of.

Spamalot / Re: incest anime
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:24:03 PM »
I've always found incest porn funny.  It requires such a suspension of disbelief. Every porn is incest porn if you just use the power of your imagination. Also I'm not sure if it's a projected fetish or what. It's always other people. Shouldn't an incest fetishist just have like Facebook or something like that?

Spamalot / Re: hello my future girlfriend
« on: August 22, 2014, 12:37:12 AM »
I don't think Big Dick plays bottom unless "back in town" is some kind of metaphor.

General Dissuation / Re: Opinions on the Zoe Quinn stuff?
« on: August 21, 2014, 06:13:11 PM »
The internet currently seems to float from outrage to outrage over what some chick in gaming does. Its really kind of embarrassing but at least in a few years the neckbeards will be squeezed out into some weird women hating fetish genre where the object to every game is to defeat the soul-crushing matriarchy through domestic violence and bang like a thousand women with tits the size of small cars as they lavish praise upon your inherent masculine superiority. Like as if Leisure Suit Larry and one of the old isometric Fallout games had a Down's baby they kept hidden in the crawl space that they fed buckets of fish heads to or something.

Spamalot / Re: bible study
« on: August 21, 2014, 05:58:33 PM »
I just can't get into the sock hop rap artists like you kids do.

Worth it

Spamalot / Re: looky here
« on: August 19, 2014, 12:48:30 AM »
because you told me to

General Dissuation / Re: Fermi Paradox breakdown
« on: August 18, 2014, 03:30:07 AM »
I thought the Fermi Paradox is why that one pirate bought those two identical boats.

Spoiler (hover to show)

General Dissuation / Re: RIP Mork!
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:59:58 PM »
Fuck it I'll say it, Seinfeld is a mediocre comic and the overwhelming majority of his success is due to Larry David. He's lazy, unfunny, and bad for comedy.

I agree completely. And given his kind of super angry reaction to the accusation of racism since there were few black comedians on either of his shows he's probably like a super racist that eats black babies or something. Notice how everything after Seinfield that he's been involved with has been pretty fucking mediocre? You're right about the Larry David thing.

Also I hate to shit all over the feel-goodisms of this thread and be that one douchebag but fuck it. I don't dislike Robin Williams but he was by all accounts the Dane Cook with funny voices+cocaine of his era.

Spamalot / Re: dog trying to save fish out of water
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:54:22 PM »
Ya I'm sure the dog totally understood this and we're not misinterpreting normal animal behavior by anthropomorphising it's actions.


Spamalot / Re: Finally, a thread not involving Billy Mays' penis
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:42:24 PM »
I'm fortunate that there exists no logs of me back when I was in my "RP" phase in AOL chat rooms. Also I have some pretty cringey posts here. Especially the drunk posts. I feel like I have to chain myself up and lock away all my devices every time I drink.

General Dissuation / Re: RIP Mork!
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:03:00 PM »
Death to Smoochy was actually pretty good. Its not the best comedy ever made but it has some pretty awesome performances from both Edward Norton and Robin Williams. I definitely recommend it.

TIL I also use Back in Black. Quit crying nerds it works fine.

Some kind of bright pink and yellow scheme would be best imo.

Spamalot / Re: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:37:49 PM »
Love Rick and Morty. I've seen every episode at least four or five times by now. Can't wait for season 2.

Spamalot / Re: remember the guys climbing the cell phone tower
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:37:00 PM »
I have an incredibly irrational fear that's reverse of the fear of heights or something. If I'm standing on top of a super tall tower looking down I feel just fine and am having no problems. However if I'm at the base of said tower and I look up I get completely fucking petrified with fear. I probably hate sports because the roof of the Astrodome was so fucking scary to me and I have absolutely no idea why. My mind fills with complete terror without having a specific thing I'm afraid of in mind.

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