and/or fattest person grow a slight neckbeard, put on a fedora, and stand in front of a blank background w/ the correct pose for Sors/Sear to photoshop
I actually have a fedora in my apartment. My friend bought one from Wal-Mart because he was going on a trip to England and he "didn't want to look like a tourist" so he bought a fedora. Anyways, his super WASPy mom saw a fedora just like it at Wal Mart and assumed it was her son's who accidently left it there or something and she kind of sorta accidently shop-lifted it. When I came over he was very enthusiastic to tell me this story and she was super duper embarassed and forced me to take the hat because I think she was afraid of having the evidence on hand just in case something happened. So there's a really shitty black, pin-striped fedora sitting in my closet collecting dust. I don't know why I'm saving it but I feel like I should. If only to blackmail her for sex at least.