Yeah, I didn't even really look at Tommy Lee Jones the time I saw him out in public. Fuck it, let him eat with his family and what would I even talk to him about anyways? Although if I met somebody from the cast or production of Parks and Rec or Archer I'd probably get kind of giddy. Especially Parks and Rec because I always have a torrent of word vomit saved up to discuss that one with. I'd totally try to play it cool with H Jon Benjamin, though. I'd probably fail.
Knitting reposting KB. What is the world coming to? Also I feel like Knitting and KB could get along if they both honestly tried. Then they'd be besties and create something called "The Klub" with a K because of their names starting with K's and we'd all just crack wise about them being affiliated with the KKK.
I think one of the best parts about it is how it highlights the dramatic contrast in the work of Bryan Cranston. He goes from this very goofy, lovable father who you probably wouldn't be able to take too seriously if he were threatening you with violence to morally broken sociopath who you wouldn't laugh around even if he told you the funniest fucking joke you've ever heard.
Jong infiltrates the highest level security government buildings and somehow manages to blend in as a white guy in flip flops and khaki shorts.
Finds Tharman Shanmugaratnam just hanging out.
Calls his cell phone standing right next to him and exclaims, "Hey, Exchange Limited!" and high fives the hand he threw up startled which confuses him just slightly more than the smoke bomb Jong uses to cover his exit.
Posts on TZT a more ludicrous story because he doesn't have to impress us.
I still play what I can since I have nothing but time. I should probably upgrade my computer soon so I can start playing newer games. My PC currently barely fits the minimum requirements of Bioshock Infinite so I've been hesitant to play new games. Mostly just playing P99 Blue like the dirty blubie I've become.
Not nearly long enough and the panels differ from one to the other significantly enough so when I scroll I don't easily lose my place. You can not anger me quite so easily, Knit-Knit. Although I think trying to anger Qubhed would be a good TZT game.
My hangovers aren't brutal where I get huge headaches and throw up and shit but I do get a sense of uneasiness and restlessness until I drink a bunch of water and then I feel fine. I always forget to drink a bunch of water before I go to sleep.
Some kind of advanced pun might be a contender. Like having some John Elwaybot throw you into a vat of dye where you drown and people would say he passed away being passed away. Oh what happened to Qubhed? He dyed. An ACME inspired cartoon death would be pretty good but I don't know how to replicate my body being an accordion if I were to fall a great distance. So far the anvil in the parachute bag is the most cartoonish one I can think of.
Some ironic suicides could be considered but it would have to very long con. Like pretending to be a super anti-gay pastor and then literally choking to death on a dick. It would take real finesse to glide along Poe's Law, though. The joke part might be lost.
I've thought about that one but by now I'm sure the clean-up crew would see right through it and wouldn't find it as funny. I'd kind of want to keep it neat for them. Sucks to have to carry off some fat piece of shit much less clean up all of his blood + feces.
All I have so far is small anvil in the parachute while sky-diving or awful Christmas. Awful Christmas wasn't invented by me. They joked that they would dress in a Santa costume and cause a slight disturbance outside of a Toys R Us when they showed up dressed as Santa giving away toys and when a decent crowd was formed would fall forward from the roof and blow their brains out with a shotgun- showering children with their brains. This is a nice dark joke but not really in my range of humor. What do you guys think would be the funniest way to off yourself?