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General Discussion / Re: yes I'm alive and not addicted to drugs
« on: July 25, 2015, 02:32:41 PM »

How goes the muckraking? My suggestion: use a shovel or something. It's muck, it has a liquid quality to it, don't use something with forks. I have no idea what papers do.

Spamalot / Re: Little person
« on: July 21, 2015, 05:49:05 PM »
Dwarves have innate magic resistance and high starting stamina. Plus the chicks have thick beards and thick everything else. Why would you want to be anything else?

Spamalot / Re: Little person
« on: July 20, 2015, 07:20:40 PM »
Yeah, I've honestly felt the same way. "Little person" sounds so fucking condescending. Its what you call a mature child, not a fully grown adult.

Spamalot / Re: Gotta poop
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:56:01 PM »
I have to admit I do take rather effeminate poops

Spamalot / Re: Gotta poop
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:40:59 PM »
Well I woke up a half hour ago and since I can't leave this place I have to order pizza. So I wake up, take an adderall, order pizza, poop starts a'brewin, wait for pizza to release the dogs of war. Its by no means an efficient system, especially after nearly four years, but it works.

Spamalot / Re: Gotta poop
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:32:42 PM »
Screenshot for proof. Well I was but apparently the file is too big.  :cool:

Spamalot / Re: Gotta poop
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:26:22 PM »
Poop sliding out of my butt as I press post. Now you have a pretty accurate timestamp give or take a few seconds for server delay. A poopstamp if you will. Also Tucc's post was accurate minus the beard and add fifty pounds. Concluding this post so I can finally release the Kraken

Spamalot / Gotta poop
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:06:47 PM »
But the pizza guy could be here any minute

General Discussion / Re: Johnny Depp visits a children's hospital
« on: July 14, 2015, 05:58:11 PM »
Yeah I always want to hate Johnny Depp because he's like the decrepit ghost of an ancient hipster and he wears fedoras but apparently he keeps his Jack Sparrow costume with him when he's travelling and visits children's hospitals all the time so that makes it a little harder.

General Discussion / Re: people i'm kinda worried about
« on: July 13, 2015, 05:54:03 PM »
Oh Utumno I know I'm not supposed to admit this but I love you so much. You genuinely seem like a really awesome dude. (Are you single?) Anyways, I'm doing fine. I'm in a much better place than I was when I made my big melodramatic suicide threat like a 13 year old girl banned from shopping at Hot Topic by her parents. I even have a girlfriend and she's an actual human being and not a very expensive doll I purchased from the internet.

Spamalot / Re: im going to poopsock borderlands 2
« on: July 12, 2015, 09:08:20 PM »
I only played the first Borderlands but I played it on XBOX. At the time I had no internet so I had to play it alone, too :( I would be totes willing to pick up this game for PC if I could rely on people to play with.

Spamalot / Re: Beggars
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:50:49 PM »
You'll only get like three copper plus you run the risk of being attacked by the guards.

General Discussion / Re: Game of Thrones S5 (spoilers)
« on: June 17, 2015, 06:50:10 PM »
Sansa is still in The Vale in the books, it's another character (Jeyne Poole) that is with Theon in the books.

Ah, yes. Wait though, didn't Ramsey write a letter to John Snow saying he wanted Reek and his bride back after defeating Stannis's army? I could probably just go find my copy of the book and look it up.

Yeah, the "The Pink Letter". There is a lot of speculation and tinfoil surrounding the question of whether Ramsey actually wrote the letter or not, though. Most people believe he didn't write it but there are tons of fan-theories on who they think actually did.

I love this guy's YouTube theory videos. Some of his episode guide episodes are a little too whiny but his theories are pretty fun:

Spamalot / Re: Conan the Barbarian.
« on: June 17, 2015, 06:47:05 PM »
Fucking love that movie. Also love the DVD commentary:

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General Discussion / Re: Game of Thrones S5 (spoilers)
« on: June 02, 2015, 11:18:20 PM »
I'm always amazed at the minutia from the books that you guys seem to remember and really care about.  When you were reading them, were you making notes in the margins to keep track of all these hundreds of characters mentioned in 2 sentences each?  I read all the books, but have only the vaguest recollections of most of the minor characters you guys go on about.

So my question to you OCD walking wikis is... Why the hell is everyone so terrified of the swallows group?  Why not just send in the Kings guard or lannister army or Tyrell army and kick the crap out of them?

Also, I like Amy Schumer a lot.  Her Milk Milk Lemonade song was awesome.
Glad I'm not the only one who wonders this

Basically in the show the city guard is crappy and wouldn't act without orders and the Lannister forces wouldn't act without Tommen's approval since he's the only one left in KL who could act on the Lannister's authority. Since Cersei did such a great job convincing Tommen to respect their authority about them taking his hot new wife and him being a giant pussy who doesn't want anybody to get hurt, he's not giving that order. Kevan's on the way so he could, but the Faith Militant is a little better armed then they appear. At least in the books, anyways, they've got some knights and better weapons and so forth. Also they have pretty excellent hostages for leverage. Whoever stormed in would have to be able to get to them before the Sparrows do and that's unlikely. Stannis talked to Sam about his father Randyll who's a Tyrell bannerman so he may appear. I think in the show we're going to see Olenna's adversaries get rekt.

Spamalot / Re: finally
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:47:06 PM »
I literally squealed a little bit in joy when I first read about this earlier today. So excited.

General Discussion / Re: Game of Thrones S5 (spoilers)
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:01:34 PM »

General Discussion / Re: Game of Thrones S5 (spoilers)
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:00:43 PM »

Spamalot / Re: Started from the bottom
« on: May 20, 2015, 06:58:46 PM »

"It must be terrible being a proctologist, you start at the bottom and stay there."

Spamalot / Re: someone got fired today
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:40:09 PM »
Try not to get jizzed on.

Spamalot / Re: Mad Max currently 99% on Rotten Tomatoes
« on: May 13, 2015, 09:34:17 PM »
Go to an Alamo Drafthouse if they have them up there. Teenagers can't even get in without a guardian because they serve alcohol.

Spamalot / Re: vegeta
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:43:51 PM »

Spamalot / Re: Fuck everything about this
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:54:46 PM »
To be honest I've never even seen the inside of a public blimp.

General Discussion / Re: Some should f! fry for making this legal.
« on: April 23, 2015, 06:52:21 PM »
Oooh I can finally be smug and say something to the effect of "yeah I totally already knew that like a decade ago." A number of years ago people were trying to get them banned as gambling machines.

Spamalot / Re: is the world going to be shit or awesome in 50 years
« on: April 23, 2015, 06:48:19 PM »
I work in the trucking industry but even I look forward to automated trucking. It will put us out of business but will be so much safer for long haul trucking. Actually I'm looking forward to driverless traffic as a mainstream thing. People are awful. Also there are tons of Mexican/South American truck drivers. The industry seems split almost 50/50 when it comes to intermodal trucking.

I think its reasonable for people to fear the loss of jobs due to automation. Once we've replaced all of these people in all of these industries what do we do with them? Realistically speaking on a long enough timeline how many jobs couldn't be done by automation? Or wouldn't be necessary because of automation in adjacent industry? People are amazingly callous about people in those situations. We could live in a post-scarcity world with wide swaths of crushing poverty just because other people wouldn't believe they deserved anything more.

Glenn beck is still a thing? I thought he went to jail for raping and murdering a girl in 1999?

This kind of misinformation and speculation is anathema to the healthy working of political media. I'm personally disappointed in you.

It was in 1991 that he raped and murdered that girl.

Spamalot / Re: Going Clear - scientology
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:06:53 AM »
I should really start a cult.

Spamalot / Re: Going Clear - scientology
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:59:16 PM »
I'm not a big Cruise fan but I bought like five or six tickets to Jack Reacher. Didn't even watch it. I'm just hoping my funding partially helps Scientology go full death ray.

Spamalot / Re: The best part of waking up
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »
I love the Machine story. Don't care if its real or not but its hilarious.

Spamalot / Re: Martha Stewart
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:07:56 PM »
I don't really especially dislike Bieber any more than any other random pop-star/boy-band type. Don't get me wrong if you were asking 16 year old me he would absolutely hate Bieber with a passion. But 30 year old me doesn't have to complete with him for the attention of 16 year old girls because 30 year old me has access to both ether and a van.

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