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Re: I will have the last post on this thread.
« Reply #90 on: February 09, 2011, 09:08:00 PM »
yeah, if you make eye contact and dont talk to her within 10 seconds you cant talk to her

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Re: I will have the last post on this thread.
« Reply #91 on: February 09, 2011, 09:08:46 PM »
you can but you just have to have a really good excuse or a super intense neg at your disposal


A July profile in The New Yorker provided the story of a meeting between a British government minister and Biden, during which the UK official asked the vice president how they should refer to each other. It looks like were alone, Biden responded, so why dont you call me Mr. President and Ill call you Mr. Prime Minister.

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« Reply #92 on: February 09, 2011, 09:12:37 PM »
or i guess if she is less good looking than you/is a freshman in college

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« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2011, 09:15:30 PM »
What if she is better looking but has zero confidence/daddy issues?




[Awsome] 6:08 pm: FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WOMAN HATING ASSHOLE BASTARDS!
Granted I'm just some random guy on the internet without a college degree and this is based off of the deep analysis of his postings, most of which are pictures of cats wearing silly hats, so I'm guessing my degree of correctness to be somewhere around exactly 100%.
you can quote all of my posts if you like

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Re: I will have the last post on this thread.
« Reply #94 on: February 09, 2011, 09:19:06 PM »
yeah, if you make eye contact and dont talk to her within 10 seconds you cant talk to her

no i cant talk to girls regardless it was more a joke about being fast in bed or being awkward or something except u took it literally

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« Reply #95 on: February 09, 2011, 09:25:41 PM »
yeah i figured, but i also figured that any sexual joke would be too obvious

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« Reply #96 on: February 09, 2011, 09:28:40 PM »
at least i can make fun of myself  :quintain:

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« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2011, 09:31:15 PM »
true

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« Reply #98 on: February 09, 2011, 09:35:19 PM »
 :grin:




[Awsome] 6:08 pm: FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WOMAN HATING ASSHOLE BASTARDS!
Granted I'm just some random guy on the internet without a college degree and this is based off of the deep analysis of his postings, most of which are pictures of cats wearing silly hats, so I'm guessing my degree of correctness to be somewhere around exactly 100%.
you can quote all of my posts if you like

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« Reply #99 on: February 09, 2011, 09:39:01 PM »
 :cool:

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« Reply #101 on: February 09, 2011, 09:44:02 PM »
 ::facepalm::

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« Reply #103 on: February 09, 2011, 09:46:34 PM »
 :ok:

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Re: I will have the last post on this thread.
« Reply #106 on: February 09, 2011, 10:10:18 PM »
making a sandwich


A July profile in The New Yorker provided the story of a meeting between a British government minister and Biden, during which the UK official asked the vice president how they should refer to each other. It looks like were alone, Biden responded, so why dont you call me Mr. President and Ill call you Mr. Prime Minister.

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« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2011, 10:11:18 PM »
i feel sick

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Re: I will have the last post on this thread.
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2011, 10:12:43 PM »
that's from insufficient posting

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« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2011, 10:14:09 PM »
n ah i think i have like a mild intolerance for something i eat but ive never pinned it down.

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« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2011, 10:17:24 PM »
is it milk

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« Reply #111 on: February 09, 2011, 10:17:51 PM »
i think it might be nuts

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« Reply #112 on: February 09, 2011, 10:20:08 PM »
thats too bad

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« Reply #113 on: February 09, 2011, 10:25:14 PM »
but ive never narrowed it down. its probably a side effect of surgery.

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« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2011, 10:35:18 PM »
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« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2011, 10:35:52 PM »
Im posting in this thread

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« Reply #116 on: February 09, 2011, 10:56:01 PM »




[Awsome] 6:08 pm: FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WOMAN HATING ASSHOLE BASTARDS!
Granted I'm just some random guy on the internet without a college degree and this is based off of the deep analysis of his postings, most of which are pictures of cats wearing silly hats, so I'm guessing my degree of correctness to be somewhere around exactly 100%.
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« Reply #117 on: February 09, 2011, 10:57:40 PM »
Howdy

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« Reply #118 on: February 09, 2011, 10:57:46 PM »
 :idiot2:

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« Reply #119 on: February 09, 2011, 10:59:04 PM »
Hi