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Open letter to poor ppl
« on: May 30, 2014, 01:45:00 PM »
So as you guys know I play a lot of poker.  You also might have seen how all the poker sites give you 10-20 bucks just for signing up.  The only requirements are that you are physically in jersey while you play.  I was thinking that someone out of state could register an account and then just let me play with the bonus cash.  If I win, I'll split the winnings with you.  The sites keep logs of all your winnings so you'd be able to see whether I win or not.  Not to mention, I couldn't even get the money out of the account without the assistance of whoevers name it's under.  It doesn't cost anything, don't need to put in credit card info -- just have to register an account.

If anyone wants to give it a shot all you have to do is go to casino.theborgata.com and register.  When you sign up make sure you use the info that's on your drivers license (Address and such even if it isn't where you currently live -- that's how they verify).

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 01:58:07 PM »
It wants me to download some shit to verify my computer's location and won't let me register first

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 02:02:32 PM »
https://casino.theborgata.com/en_US/WC/index.html#register

That link doesn't work for you?  It tries to geolocate with it?  I know for a FACT you can create an account while out of jersey cuz my pal in VA made an account one night to watch me play.

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 02:12:37 PM »
I don't wanna give them my phone #, think I can just give them yours?

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 02:17:32 PM »
I already used mine for my account, but I don't think that they verify phone numbers so you could probably just make one up.  If they do check it it's not like they call you or anything.

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2014, 02:25:55 PM »
Done. Account's called [redacted]. Check your FB for the pw
« Last Edit: May 30, 2014, 02:45:33 PM by Ageless the Drifter »

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2014, 02:30:56 PM »
Holy shit it worked

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2014, 02:36:46 PM »
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2014, 02:40:14 PM »
Gonna do the test run with big Ageless.  It credited the account with the $20 sign up bonus.  Going to wait until tomorrow to play because I feel like they'll definitely catch on if they see an account registered from a florida IP and then being played on a jersey IP 10 minutes later.  Either way this is great news -- like I said between all the sites you can get like ~150 bucks free to gamble with.

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2014, 02:45:58 PM »

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2014, 04:20:38 PM »
btw here's the list of all the sites:

http://www.new-jersey-online-casinos.com/where-to-gamble-online-in-new-jersey-and-why-you-might-want-to-wait/

Keep in mind that some sites only let you use the bonus cash for slots, some only for poker, and some have no limitations.  For the ones that only let you use it on slots I obviously have no edge so it's just going to be pure luck whether I win or not.  However, if I do win even a small amount (20-30 bucks), I can then use that money to play poker.

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2014, 05:10:52 PM »
KB is finally ready to unleash his greatest troll and steal all of tzt's bank account info

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2014, 05:12:52 PM »
BUSTED KB

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2014, 05:13:52 PM »
and it would have worked if it weren't for you meddling kids

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2014, 12:38:46 PM »

Yo I'm happy for you Big KB, and Imma let you finish, but Earnest Nightingale had one of the best open letters to poor ppl of all time. Of all time!
« Last Edit: May 31, 2014, 12:45:45 PM by Lutheberry the Examiner »

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Re: Open letter to poor ppl
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2014, 07:34:28 PM »
Id give you my cash big KB because i trust you in the game of poker